The Chef Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Two birds sitting on a perch.... one says to the other.... can you smell fish? Link to post Share on other sites
RC-1138 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Wow... and I thought mine was bad... Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 I'm retiring from this pun business and enjoying what little time I have left with my "genitalia" before Punky gets to it. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 If old jokes are the way forward... Why are pirates called pirates? 'Cause they ARRRRRRRRR!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
The Chef Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea.... What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea... and my personal favourite. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh.... Link to post Share on other sites
Robinio Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 HAHA Klockrent! Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Uggghh this is terrible.... Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 What's brown and sticky? A stick Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 I mentioned a pun last night on chat on the 360 but sadly i CAN'T put it on here as it's DEFINITELY NOT PG13... (and no Lex... i don't care HOW much money you offer me, i'm not putting it on here...) *looks for "folded arms in defiance" smiley* Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE NO Link to post Share on other sites
RC-1138 Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 A sign outside a pet store: 'buy one dog, get one flea'. Link to post Share on other sites
The Badger Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 I mentioned a pun last night on chat on the 360 but sadly i CAN'T put it on here as it's DEFINITELY NOT PG13... why do they call it an xbox 360? cause when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away! see diagram below for instructions. Link to post Share on other sites
RC-1138 Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 BoooooOooooo! Get off the stage!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Sorry but this was the first topic I could see when I got to my computer after what just happened! I was just attacked by one of the largest and fiercest big-cats in the world! I'm not Lion, honest. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Sorry but this was the first topic I could see when I got to my computer after what just happened! I was just attacked by one of the largest and fiercest big-cats in the world! I'm not Lion, honest. Good lord man, have you got no Pride? Just what is your Mane point? I think I probably just removed my moral authority to penectomise you for punning. But no worries, I'm doing it anyway because it's fun! Link to post Share on other sites
RC-1138 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Good lord man, have you got no Pride? Just what is your Mane point? I think I probably just removed my moral authority to penectomise you for punning. But no worries, I'm doing it anyway because it's fun! Oh you need to check up from the neck up for that series.... Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 a bloke walks into a bar and says "OUCH" <_< Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 a bloke walks into a bar and says "OUCH" <_< I have an entertaining story about blokes and bars. I was playing a table top game that was themed in the 1920's. One of the players was waiting for someone that never came and drink himself silly before leaving. He went out behind the bar and went to urinate on a light pole. It was in fact a very gaunt dame and an occultist. He ended up getting shot and stabbed in the chest with a silver dagger (though not fatally). She didn't however wait for him to finish.... and he did finish. Paints a lovely scene dunnit? Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 nice to see some things haven't changed 2 cows in a field 1 of them has Mad Cows Disease The 1st cow turns to the mad cow and asks "What do you reckon about this Mad Cows Disease then?" The Mad cow replies "Oh it won't bother me... I'm a chicken.." what do you call a chi- ahhhhhh nearly slipped up then, eh L4byr1nth? Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted May 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 chiiii what? child? chicken? chinese? *sharpens knives* Link to post Share on other sites
Banzai Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 The word you are looking for is chilled pint. Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrian_Zenda Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Did you hear? Swine flu's hit Lego Land Everyone's ###### bricks Link to post Share on other sites
L4byr1nth Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 what do you call a chi- ahhhhhh nearly slipped up then, eh L4byr1nth? Ben. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Ben. I still ain't tellin' 2 Drums and a cymbal falling off a cliff buh dum tish! *Ahem* Link to post Share on other sites
brunominto Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I still ain't tellin' 2 Drums and a cymbal falling off a cliff buh dum tish! *Ahem* lol I didn't like to... XD Link to post Share on other sites
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