Royal-Air-Force Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Hey I'm already *fruitcaged* come ArnieGeddon so I can pun to my hearts content. Now anyway, I'm off to have a Spanish-themed Star-Wars party. We've even got a pin-yoda... Link to post Share on other sites
Coma Black Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Please continue! Hilarious, all of them. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' tha drizzle! How do rappers get their "whites whiter than white?" Wit' BLE-ATCH! EDIT: Post #69 Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyPSD Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 A frog walks into the bank and sits down at the desk of Mr Paddywack, a little taken by surprise Mr Paddywack asks how he can help. "I would like a loan of £50,000" Says the frog. "May I ask your name" replies Mr Paddywack. "My name is Kermit Jagger" The frog says "And I can give you this small white elephant ornament as collateral for the loan." Now Mr Paddywack isnt sure so he goes to the manager and asks if he can give the loan as he isnt even sure what the small white elephant is and the manager replies.... "Its a nicknack, Paddywack give the frog a loan... his old mans a Rolling Stone!" Please don't hate me Link to post Share on other sites
Brick Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 A frog walks into the bank and sits down at the desk of Mr Paddywack, a little taken by surprise Mr Paddywack asks how he can help. "I would like a loan of £50,000" Says the frog. "May I ask your name" replies Mr Paddywack. "My name is Kermit Jagger" The frog says "And I can give you this small white elephant ornament as collateral for the loan." Now Mr Paddywack isnt sure so he goes to the manager and asks if he can give the loan as he isnt even sure what the small white elephant is and the manager replies.... "Its a nicknack, Paddywack give the frog a loan... his old mans a Rolling Stone!" Please don't hate me too too too late Link to post Share on other sites
-Angel- Posted July 22, 2009 Report Share Posted July 22, 2009 She was the morse code operators daughter, and they didit didit didit. ****** She offered her honour, he honoured her offer, and thats how it went all night. On 'er and off 'er, on 'er and off 'er.... Link to post Share on other sites
camotyger Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 The puns... must not die laughing..... Link to post Share on other sites
Versus Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Show me your war faces. Link to post Share on other sites
thewallhitme Posted August 9, 2009 Report Share Posted August 9, 2009 n-n-n-necro post... sorta so 2 nuns are driving in a car. they pull up at a traffic light. a demon jumps on the bonet of the car. "what do we do?!?" says one nun. the other says "toot the horn" but the demon stays. "use the windscreen wipers" but the demon does not run. "what do we do?!?!?!?!" "i know" says one of the nuns. "show him your cross!" "a yes" replies the nun, who sticks her head out the windo and says "GET THE F*** OF MY CAR" Link to post Share on other sites
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DarkLite Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 My daughter is getting to that age where she's starting to ask a lot of uncomfortable questions about sex. Just the other night she asked me "Is that the best you can do?". *flees* Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 OH. MY. GAWD. Thats horrific. 0_o Link to post Share on other sites
crimeblitz Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 thats so wrong lmao Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 coming from darklite, actually makes it quite tolerable. Link to post Share on other sites
thewallhitme Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 hah, finally a joke i get. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 I was very shocked by the death of Michael Jackson, mainly because I had just started listening to his music about a month before he died. I started listening to James Blunt three weeks ago. Fingers Crossed. Link to post Share on other sites
K-Wolf Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 I was very shocked by the death of Michael Jackson, mainly because I had just started listening to his music about a month before he died. I started listening to James Blunt three weeks ago. Fingers Crossed. We can only hope. Three policemen walk into a bar, 'Hello, Hello, Hello' and another Two men walk into a bar you thought the second one would have seen it. I know there terrible sorry *starts running before anyone can shoot* K-Wolf Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Iraq is like the British weather. It's either Sunni or Shi-te Link to post Share on other sites
The Captain Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Man goes to his local swimming pool and before jumping in he asks the lifeguard what the temperature of the water is, who replies "luke warm", so the man jumps in. The water is freezing, so he asks the life guard why he said it was luke warm, to which the lifeguard replied "look warm to me". STOP JUDGING ME! Link to post Share on other sites
Dan_Breen Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 A preist, an Iman and a Rabbi walk into a bar, the bar tender says "what is this? a joke?" Link to post Share on other sites
WL-Matt Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 I've got one... What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing... but it let out a little whine. Link to post Share on other sites
Cryozen Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 What did the traffic light say to the car? "Dont look, Im changing!" What did the salad say to the lobster? "Dont look! Im dressing!" What did the car say to the lobster? Nothing, cars could never talk... EDIT- Not really puns, but still... Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 What did the salad say to the lobster? "Dont look! Im dressing!" What did the car say to the lobster? Nothing, cars could never talk... There's something fishy about those last two... Link to post Share on other sites
Cryozen Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 There's something fishy about those last two... I dont know what youre talking about, my british friend told me those! EDIT- Oh ho ho! I see what you did there! Clever. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Heard this from a friend. What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction Link to post Share on other sites
triggerhappy16 Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 I bought 4 legs of Venison the other day for £50... Personally, I think it was a little deer Link to post Share on other sites
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