Royal-Air-Force Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His teacher gave him an A for this report. Titanic : Cost - £29.99 Clinton : Cost - £29.99 Titanic : Over 3 hours to read Clinton : Over 3 hours to read Titanic : The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton : Bill is a bullsh*t artist. Titanic : In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton : Ditto for Bill. Titanic : During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton : Ditto for Monica.. Titanic : Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton : Let's not go there. Titanic : Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts. Titanic : Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic : Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton : Monica... ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic : Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing Link to post Share on other sites
K-Wolf Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 HAHA frankly for that i'd give the kid an A as well. they did always say; History repeats itself. Link to post Share on other sites
Chimpy Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 I thought Titanic was a movie. Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I thought Titanic was a movie. I thought it was a ship Josh Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Isn't it Darklite's penis. Link to post Share on other sites
[-=O=-]^{Woozie} Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 And how could you know about it? Link to post Share on other sites
rws591 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 HAHAHAHA, but seriously if I was assigned "My Life" for school reading I would tear my teacher a new one. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 It is Darklite's penis. Hes the only person I know whose penis' reputation precedes him. Link to post Share on other sites
darthrebelpenguin Posted August 6, 2009 Report Share Posted August 6, 2009 HAHAHAHA, but seriously if I was assigned "My Life" for school reading I would tear my teacher a new one. We were assaigned "Audacity of Hope" By Barrack Obama. Link to post Share on other sites
Kiki-Jiki Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 We were assaigned "Audacity of Hope" By Barrack Obama. That sucks, though I have heard it's actually somewhat decent. I can imagine it being better than "My Life" by Bill Clinton... To the Op: HAHA that's great. If I were a teacher I would definitely give that student an A. Link to post Share on other sites
rws591 Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 We were assaigned "Audacity of Hope" By Barrack Obama. Were you given the self narrated the audio book too? I am truly sorry my friend, you could try calling the ACLU, but I don't think they would help your type of political leaning. My uncle tried to give me a copy, I asked him if he was *fruitcage* mad. Link to post Share on other sites
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