Pyrodex Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Zookeeper says to Paddy “The Gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it, would you consider doing it for £500? Paddy replies “ I will on 3 conditions, Firstly, I’m not going to kiss it. Secondly, no-one must ever find out and Thirdly, I’ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together”. Link to post Share on other sites
Triggerhappychappy Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 **insert tumble weed here** Link to post Share on other sites
thewallhitme Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 why would he have to pay to have sex with a gorrila? surely they should pay him te £500 to do it. that situation is flawed; i highly doubt that ever happened. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 why would he have to pay to have sex with a gorrila? surely they should pay him te £500 to do it. that situation is flawed; i highly doubt that ever happened. ^^^ Funnier than OP's joke. Link to post Share on other sites
askeytheman Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Knock knock? Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Knock knock? *fruitcage* off! Bloody door-to-door salesmen Josh Link to post Share on other sites
thewallhitme Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 Knock knock? what do you want? Link to post Share on other sites
Pyrodex Posted November 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 wow tough crowd. lol probably shouldnt post this but im drunk on whisky toddys in a desperate atempt to forget ive got pig flu.. whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? steven hawking in a house fire.. i'll get my coat.. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal-Air-Force Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Dude that's baaaaaad. No more internet for you when you're drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 **insert tumble weed here** Link to post Share on other sites
L4byr1nth Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 That was about as much fail as this; http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_does_im_insi...ter_masburating Ben. Link to post Share on other sites
Pyrodex Posted November 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 That was about as much fail as this; http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_does_im_insi...ter_masburating Ben. hmm... a guy from Brighton searching for why his insides hurt after sex... Link to post Share on other sites
L4byr1nth Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Yes that's right, very suspicious Ben. EDIT:: Are you more sober now? Link to post Share on other sites
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