swannie_2006 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Golden oldie, but since every joke is new for a newborn here it goes: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. _______________________________ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. 7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. 8. You will retire LONG before you are 65. 9. You are unable to work double shifts. 10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. 11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, The Management Link to post Share on other sites
Silent_Assassin Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I lol'd Josh Link to post Share on other sites
RC-1138 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Oy vey.... Link to post Share on other sites
Meathead316 Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 read it before but still worth a chuckle Link to post Share on other sites
Robinio Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 lol Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Seen this so many times it has lost all humour. Good when i first saw it just boring now. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Shardik Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Fnar Fnar Link to post Share on other sites
swannie_2006 Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 ...since every joke is new for a newborn... 'nuff said. Link to post Share on other sites
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