Spring0105 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him. "Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time." "Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time." "Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time." "Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off." Link to post Share on other sites
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GuzziHero Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Witty Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 You aren't having it all cut off? Really? With me around? Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 I was waiting for that... Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 You aren't having it all cut off? Really? With me around? Predictable, but still amusing. So, I went to the doctors the other day & the nurse told me I'd have to top wanking. I said 'why's that?' she said 'because the doctors going to examine you now'. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
thewallhitme Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 that one is better than the OP..... Link to post Share on other sites
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