British Party girls in the snow

[Punkypink]

Go the other way and lay it over the stove hob if cold showers don't work for you

 

Mmmmm hot dogs!

[FireKnife]

Don't do a bun long enough to fit mine.

 

Actually there is something i can add to my list of things to do now you mention that.

 

And it is more the cold that does it for me, oral after a girl has chowed down a tub of ice cream, hell yes

 

'FireKnife'

[Punkypink]

And it is more the cold that does it for me, oral after a girl has chowed down a tub of ice cream, hell yes

 

'FireKnife'

And they don't get fat after being with you for awhile? If they have to eat an entire TUB of ice cream just to pleasure you?

[FireKnife]

Her choice not mine, found out by accident after the following:

 

Having given my GF a damn good licking earlier she wanted to repay the favour, but her Mum was there, sharing ice cream with her. So we both waited until the tub was empty and her Mum went off to bed then my GF did what she wanted to me whilst her mouth was still cold from the ice cream.

 

It was a suprisingly good experience, mainly due to the almost freezing temprature of here lips.

 

'FireKnife'

[Punkypink]

I'm sure sucking on ice cubes would get the desired effect, and it is a lot less fattening

[Seraphim989]

Think about it, the fatter she is, the more there is to eat.

[greg]

Gotta go for the bottom feeder, with the sucker lips

1, Well, if you're fishing, there are fish....

 

2, If you're snowboarding, I reckon snow is better than a cold shower

1, As Sereph points out, a +20lb carp looks just about right. I've not given a go & doubt I will. It's not right, is it? I've never 'got' the animal thing. But hey Punkey, what ever works for you, right?

 

2, Nagh, you've got it all wrong. There is a phenomena, we snowboarders call the Alpine Horn, where a combination of adrenalin/excitement, the surroundings & good food, serve as a great aphrodisiac. Most folk who do ski/boarding holidays report the same.

 

1, Just no, next thing you know we will start a whole page on 'how to get oral off a squid'.

 

2, But yeah, it is always the times when it is the least convenient that sex seems the focus. Once in the middle of a game at FCS Bristol i though 'why not go out and get laid after this'.

1,

 

2, Again, I blame the adrenalin.

 

1, Don't do a bun long enough to fit mine.

 

Actually there is something i can add to my list of things to do now you mention that.

 

2, And it is more the cold that does it for me, oral after a girl has chowed down a tub of ice cream, hell yes

 

'FireKnife'

1,

 

2, Hot's good too. Chili, Alcohol, Space dust, gravel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

 

Greg.

[FireKnife]

She liked ice cream, her choice not mine.

 

And we tried ice cubes until one went onto the bed and left a nice large wet spot about crotch height on the mattress.

 

Think about it, the fatter she is, the more there is to eat.

 

Dude just no

 

Tried the hot option but just not the same, mainly as i eat chilli raw for my five a day and think they don't give enough spice mix in Olde El Paso kits.

 

Quite suprised no-one has asked of my little idea yet, or is everyone just guessing?

 

'FireKnife'

[greg]

I'm sure sucking on ice cubes would get the desired effect, and it is a lot less fattening

Spoken like a true fat fighter.

 

Think about it, the fatter she is, the more there is to eat.

Not if she gets to the table first!

 

I was recently at a party, surrounded by BIG girls & remarked to a mate, that I was surprised the buffet had lasted so long. He replied, "that ain't a buffet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it's first prize in the raffle".

 

I nearly sh4t.

 

 

Greg.

[Seraphim989]

Quite suprised no-one has asked of my little idea yet, or is everyone just guessing?

 

'FireKnife'

 

I don't even know what youre talking about. I also ror'd about the squid thing

[Punkypink]

you cannot ror unress you is azn rike meeeeee!

[FireKnife]

I said it after Punky mentioned hot dogs.

 

Thought why not 'serve' my manhood to a girl for oral, with a strip of here favourite sauce(s) down the top and maybe a bun, to wipe up the bits she spills.

 

Now that is going on the list of things.

 

And yes, no squid based oral sex, or for that matter any animal related things.

 

Or i start about Pyronecrobestiality, you have been warned

 

'FireKnife'

[Punkypink]

Now that last post might be a breaking the PG13 rule a bit

[FireKnife]

Hence why i followed the 'British Code of Sexual Discussion' when writing about it.

 

Using words like serve, oral and manhood.

 

Could have been so much cruder.

 

In fact i think i shall write a book of the 'British Code of Sexual Discussion'.

 

'FireKnife'

[greg]

Hence why i followed the 'British Code of Sexual Discussion' when writing about it.

 

Using words like serve, oral and manhood.

 

Could have been so much cruder.

 

In fact i think i shall write a book of the 'British Code of Sexual Discussion'.

 

'FireKnife'

I like front bottom!

 

Not just as a 'thing' but as an adjective.

 

I think it's funny.

 

I also like the term bum sex. It makes me laugh out loud just typing it. Bum sex, bumsex, bum sex. I am laughing a lot right now.

 

Bum sex!

 

Bum sex.

 

It used to be my name on the halo servers: "You were killed by BUM SEX." I was trumped by a co-playa known as 'cock tickling'.

 

 

Greg.

[FireKnife]

There is something that makes me laugh at the word 'buttsechs'.

 

If a girl turned round to me half way through and said she wanted some 'buttsechs' i would just rofl so much i would have to stop and calm down then do what she asked for.

 

Same as refering to it as 'in the pooper'. I had a mate who annoyed this slutty girl by telling her she loved it 'in the pooper'. Turned out she did

 

Speaking of that, do you still use the name BUM SEX and wouldn't happen to be on COD, went toe to toe with a guy called that who i had a knife killing frenzy with.

 

'FrieKnife'

[greg]

There is something that makes me laugh at the word 'buttsechs'.

 

If a girl turned round to me half way through and said she wanted some 'buttsechs' i would just rofl so much i would have to stop and calm down then do what she asked for.

 

Same as refering to it as 'in the pooper'. I had a mate who annoyed this slutty girl by telling her she loved it 'in the pooper'. Turned out she did

 

Speaking of that, do you still use the name BUM SEX and wouldn't happen to be on COD, went toe to toe with a guy called that who i had a knife killing frenzy with.

 

'FrieKnife'

Pooper.

 

Yeah, that tickles me too.

 

No, I don't do online cod. They pay me not to, 'cos everyone would have the hump, like when I did halo. I hold a Codmod 2 night every few weeks. Had 8 round 'till 3 on sat just passed. They all play on line. We just set up a 4 man split screen & take turns. I sometimes play one game during the evening/night/morning, just to remind them who's boss. I normally do it, if someone is caning the rest & win just by killing that one person & leaving the rest alone. Everyone was having a great time on Saturday, so I abstained. That is the only time I play now. I am getting out of practice & sometimes don't kane 'em quite so easily as I used to. Mind you, some of them (Geeky Dave) get a lot of practice.

 

I knew I should have patented BUM SEX. Some scrote has obviously nicked it because of it's prestigious history (or complete coincidence ).

 

Was he any good? If not, I might have to come out of retirement, just to save my good name.

 

 

Greg.

[Seraphim989]

Thought why not 'serve' my manhood to a girl for oral, with a strip of here favourite sauce(s) down the top and maybe a bun, to wipe up the bits she spills.

 

'FireKnife'

 

Been done. Watch the movie "Bachelor Party"

[FireKnife]

He was ok, more of a player like me, MP5, no-add ons sprinting and getting up close, we just got stuck trying to circle and knife each other at one point. Think they might have had a 1 or 2 after the name though, not 1005 sure. I just remember BUM SEX.

 

Sounds fun, i only online it as i live in sticks and most other people i know hate COD with a passion so i don't play them.

 

'FireKnife'

[greg]

Been done. Watch the movie "Bachelor Party"

There is a 'chipolata' version, staring me, with a few honeys, available on spankywire.

 

 

Greg.

[FireKnife]

Hurries off to watch / download.

 

'FireKnife'

[Seraphim989]

No

[greg]

1, I just remember BUM SEX.

 

2, Sounds fun, i only online it as i live in sticks and most other people i know hate COD with a passion so i don't play them.

 

'FireKnife'

1, Every one remembers bum sex.

 

2, Yeah, it's great. Stared back when Halo first came out, as a non-onliner. Most folk were still doing online Quake & unreal, we just liked Halo better.

 

As the years went by & halo evolved, we kept the 'Halo nights' up, as a form of social. We did 16 playa the x-box link thing but found it was better to do a 4 way & take turns. That way everyone has a play, socialise & mock others as they play. Some time ago, we 'tried' codmod & currently it's codmod2. We still call them Halo nights but haven't played halo for about a year. We even had one Halo night, where we forgot to turn the X box on & just spent the night having a laugh. 'S'all good.

 

 

Greg.

[FireKnife]

it was better to do a 4 way & take turns

 

 

Ok fair enough.

 

But yeah a good four man firefight session on ODST or a 5-6 player game on Halo 3. Just wish i knew people who would join in with COD.

 

'FireKnife'

[amateurstuntman]

I was only away for a little while an you lot spraffled over 80 posts of nonsense.

 

Good going.

 

Right to recap and inject myself (fnar fnar) into the conversation:

 

Sexual health, I always get tested when I break up with a girl. I always use condoms. When I get in a long term relationship I have a discussion with the girl, we go to the clinic together, get tested together then stop using the condoms.

 

Endowment, I have a slightly sub-average package, it was a worry when I was a boy but as I have realised that I am a demi-god I see that it matters not a jot.

The aforementioned girl who admitted that she wouldn't be able to stay faithful to me was a 5 to 8 times a day kind of girl, I had to shave three times a day just so she didn't get razor burn.

Before we started going out we fooled around a bit, when we started dating she told me "I wasn't going to [sleep with] you because your [winkle] is a bit small but I'm glad I did because you are the best I've ever had", it is what I call an insultplement and she was a master of them.

 

Computer games, I never play any games online any more, I have just had enough of people in general. Counter strike was the end of it for me, I guess I am just a demophobe.

Goldeneye on the N64 however, I am a legend, I won a whole of Glasgow tournament in 1996. The only person I know who is even close to as good as me is my brother. When I play my work colleagues they make me play on -10 health with them on a +2 and I have to make a gentleman's agreement never to collect the body armour. I still hammer them pretty hard.

 

 

That is all.