FireKnife Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 I still think the comparison to a KFC Family Bucket is my favourite. Then again hotdog down a hallway is a good classic. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 I still think the comparison to a KFC Family Bucket is my favourite. Then again hotdog down a hallway is a good classic. 'FireKnife' I guess I must have had a few 'bargain buckets' in my time. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Here we go again. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 horrible birds covered in a salty crunchy coating that leave your fingers and mouth all greasy? Should probably not have gone out in newcastle... Link to post Share on other sites
mattmanic Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 pyronecrobeastiality Burnt dead animal? Sounds like lunch. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Burnt dead animal? Sounds like lunch What after it has been *fruitcage*ed, ok your choice horrible birds covered in a salty crunchy coating that leave your fingers and mouth all greasy? Finger Licking Good Fun I guess I must have had a few 'bargain buckets' in my time I had on yesterday, not a girl but the real thing, i like the boneless ones but from what i have heard the girls up here only like it with a nice big bone in the meat. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 from what i have heard the girls up here only like it with a nice big bone in the meat. 'FireKnife' Stop it. I love a double entendre. Finbar would be proud. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Now to conjure up some leg, breast and thigh jokes. Damn brain can't think of one just yet. But be warned they are coming. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Now to conjure up some leg, breast and thigh Damn coming. 'FireKnife' Fnarr-fnarr! Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Damn coming. Well it is annoying. It means the sexy time is over. Right today i am going KFC and will roundly remind my mates of why we don't buy the 'Family Bucket' But still not thought of any jokes, there has to be one. The only one i have is, why is a Family Bucket like a bar skank? Because you get greasy thighs and a hole you can put your head in. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Triggerhappychappy Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 That aint mayo in those KFC buckets, thats the result of some sexy-time the employees/ mindless automatons had with the 'bucket of love' before you bought it... Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Urinary tract infection. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 That white smeg that collects in the foreskin after a week without washing? Just think about the corn on the cob, it's actually zits with a bit of glue to hold them to the stick. Oh and a KFC bucket is like a skank because after you have had the breast, legs and thighs you have a greasy box you put your bone in. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
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