Revenge.

[bbondaloose]

I have a feeling that line is going to evolve into another internet meme.

Somewhat along the lines of Haircut=BJ

[Punkypink]

hell yeah i'd go with her......... assuming she is of legal age.

 

judging by that list she either has had a lot of practice, so should be bloody good, or a the very least she will be entheusiastic and eager to learn!

 

if you want a wall building properly, hire a builder.

if you want your car fixing properly, hire a mechanic.

if you wanna get your rocks off properly........... well, you see where this is heading!

Judging by how all the guys named on that list seem surprised by the existance of the list, she's a young bimbo with some fantasies and no pratical experience, lets put it that way. Or else, you're gonna need that suit for sure.

 

If you want to get your rocks off properly, use a pair of scissors. They'll get them off permanently alright.

[loki7491]

Judging by how all the guys named on that list seem surprised by the existance of the list, she's a young bimbo with some fantasies and no pratical experience, lets put it that way. Or else, you're gonna need that suit for sure.

 

If you want to get your rocks off properly, use a pair of scissors. They'll get them off permanently alright.

 

 

lol,

 

i'm prepared to try most things - but i think chopping it all off kinda defeats the object.

 

do you know the funny thing...... i have a duaghter who is only 14 months old. if in years to come i discover such a list, i think it fair to say i will have a sense of humour failure!!

[Punkypink]

lol,

 

i'm prepared to try most things - but i think chopping it all off kinda defeats the object.

 

do you know the funny thing...... i have a duaghter who is only 14 months old. if in years to come i discover such a list, i think it fair to say i will have a sense of humour failure!!

Truth be told the want to get the rocks off are only because they're there. Lots of people who've had to lose their testosterone production ability for any number of reasons have actually said they don't miss their lust at all.

 

 

[loki7491]

Truth be told the want to get the rocks off are only because they're there. Lots of people who've had to lose their testosterone production ability for any number of reasons have actually said they don't miss their lust at all.

 

 

for gods sake don't tell that to my wife - she is already scouring the internent for the opposite of viagra! if she finds out a simple "loraina bobbit" moment is all that it takes i could find myself in real trouble!

 

don't mention bromide either - i don't think she knows about that!

[Punkypink]

for gods sake don't tell that to my wife - she is already scouring the internent for the opposite of viagra! if she finds out a simple "loraina bobbit" moment is all that it takes i could find myself in real trouble!

 

don't mention bromide either - i don't think she knows about that!

No no, Lorena Bobbit gave her man a penectomy. Removing only the penis and leaving the source of testosterone(and hence lust) will NOT reduce sex drive, just the actual ability to have penetrative sex and the usual male method of self-pleasure. In the long run it would, if anything, drive you crazy because you'd be constantly horny but cannot gain relief.

 

To remove a male's sex drive in a drastic and permanent basis, the actual method is castration. Removal of the testicles instead of removing the penis. To be fair though, if she really wants to reduce your sex drive, a mild testosterone-blocker will do the trick. It wouldn't turn you into a woman, just reduce your testosterone levels to a level which is managable for both of you.

[Skarclaw]

If you're wife is worried about you wanted to shag her 24/7 I'm sure she could treat her self to regular mcdonalds and cheese cake, then she only has to worry about it when you're drunk!

[loki7491]

If you're wife is worried about you wanted to shag her 24/7 I'm sure she could treat her self to regular mcdonalds and cheese cake, then she only has to worry about it when you're drunk!

 

 

you are assuming i am not a "feeder" or "chubby chaser"!!!

 

she is a size 6 - 8.......... if she were a big bird i might still wanna shag her, but she'd be divorced!

[Seraphim989]

Might want to make sure she doesn't see that mate

[L4byr1nth]

That guy has real potential in the evil genius department.

 

Ben.

[my_plague_666]

that's beyond epic, the guy deserves a medal.

 

sure he's being a complete *rickroll* but it serves her right for being a killjoy and keeping a physical list. surely if she's that set on it she can keep the names of the blokes she wants to suck off over the next few month in her head.

[wilekcmc]

That guy has real potential in the evil genius department.

 

Ben.

 

I can top that, when I was in junior high school there was this girl that was a rich, stuck-up &*((&. She made it a point to screw with me and a friend every chance she got (plus her groupie friends). So one hot spring day we brought a condom to school, popped her lock on the locker, placed it on a hook and layered it in mayo. A couple of hours pass, she goes to her locker to get her last class book and guess what she finds. The look and our four day school vacation were well earned.

 

 

 

 

If you don't like that one, the time i was in the PI, i had to go to the base hospital for the flue and in the bed next to mine was a guy who fooled around on his wife (yep he gave her the clap), so she super glued the hole closed.

 

 

 

[Desolation mkII]

I can top that, when I was in junior high school there was this girl that was a rich, stuck-up &*((&. She made it a point to screw with me and a friend every chance she got (plus her groupie friends). So one hot spring day we brought a condom to school, popped her lock on the locker, placed it on a hook and layered it in mayo. A couple of hours pass, she goes to her locker to get her last class book and guess what she finds. The look and our four day school vacation were well earned.

 

That doesn't top that at all. Yours is a pretty basic schoolboy prank. In fact the fact you used mayonaise and you hadn't even thought to make the logical step up to fish paste detracts yet further from your opprobrious prank.

[wilekcmc]

You know what, go back to a time with out the net and what point do you want to say? Me, shock and all, i got what i wanted!!

 

Revenge is best served slow and cold heart-ted

[Desolation mkII]

I have read that sentence a couple of times and am still not entirely sure what you are trying to say.

[Punkypink]

If we wanna play one-upmanship, how about when I baited the platoon sergeant of one of the training platoons in my BTC company on an internet chatroom?

 

I was bored out of my mind so I decided to pretend to be a 14 yr old bisexual girl on some random internet chatroom to see who I could bait and abuse. You know how it is when you book out for some R&R after 2 weeks straight in basic training. Completely by quirk he started chatting to me. When I found out he was who he said he was, I couldn't believe it. I made sure he got the idea I was "14", baited him into some really explicit chat, logged it, printed it out, and passed it over to his platoon for lols.

 

He never did figure out that his nickname from then on was "paedo"

[greg]

If we wanna play one-upmanship, how about when I baited the platoon sergeant of one of the training platoons in my BTC company on an internet chatroom?

 

I was bored out of my mind so I decided to pretend to be a 14 yr old bisexual girl on some random internet chatroom to see who I could bait and abuse. You know how it is when you book out for some R&R after 2 weeks straight in basic training. Completely by quirk he started chatting to me. When I found out he was who he said he was, I couldn't believe it. I made sure he got the idea I was "14", baited him into some really explicit chat, logged it, printed it out, and passed it over to his platoon for lols.

 

He never did figure out that his nickname from then on was "paedo"

I've never waged any net wars, but was a bit of a terror in my younger days.

 

As little as 10 years back, I got a bunch of mates, to help me flip a car onto it's roof & leave it in the middle of the road, for parking on my bumper, boxing me in. On a Saturday afternoon, just off Oxford Street. Those 'thanks for parking so close, I needed a can opener' stickers, just don't do the job . That was a perfect stranger, I used to do worse to my mates. Gary never did forgive me, for removing the engine from his car (Austin Allegro ) & leaving it, complete with props & gearbox, on the local green! Sorry mate.

 

I've calmed down a bit now but never miss an opportunity.

 

The very best of that 'fookemuponthenet' stuff has to go to 'Geeky Dave'. He's a real pro & makes a small fortune telling folk about geeky stuff.

 

A few years back, while still at school, he rigged Yahoo, for 10 minutes, so that EVERY attempted search, directed you to some guise porn vid, of his ex, saying what a mistake she was. Now that, is 'global retribution'. Apparently, you can't do that sort of thing any more.

 

 

Greg.

[Punkypink]

I've never waged any net wars, but was a bit of a terror in my younger days.

 

As little as 10 years back, I got a bunch of mates, to help me flip a car onto it's roof & leave it in the middle of the road, for parking on my bumper, boxing me in. On a Saturday afternoon, just off Oxford Street. Those 'thanks for parking so close, I needed a can opener' stickers, just don't do the job . That was a perfect stranger, I used to do worse to my mates. Gary never did forgive me, for removing the engine from his car (Austin Allegro ) & leaving it, complete with props & gearbox, on the local green! Sorry mate.

 

I've calmed down a bit now but never miss an opportunity.

 

 

Greg.

I know where I get my mean streak from. My mom and her mates once carried their college principal's VW beetle and left it in the school pond back in '69 or '70.

[greg]

I know where I get my mean streak from. My mom and her mates once carried their college principal's VW beetle and left it in the school pond back in '69 or '70.

Yeah, the flipping cars thing started early for me.

 

Last day of high school, aged 16, a group of us lifted Mrs Blewit's brand new Fiat 126 onto the roof of one of the out buildings. We had to do it in stages, flipping a pair of 5 tonne skips, kind of using them as stepping stones.

 

I never saw how they got it down but rumor has it, they hired a crane.

 

Ironically, we chose her car, because we liked her so much & figured of all the teachers, she would see the funny side.

 

I never found out if she laughed. In reflection, I doubt she did.

 

See, that's the problem with the younger generation. Sure, you can ruin someones life, at the press of a button but tbh, I think it kind of fails, compared to real world pranks.

 

 

Greg.

[Skarclaw]

I broke a homeless person's fingers once

[Seraphim989]

I...that...hmmm

[Desolation mkII]

the film Cape Fear is based on what I did after I was wrongly convicted once...

[spetsnazdave87]

You chatted up an under age girl?

[Desolation mkII]

She was 18, it was fine... anyway I do like the way you pick up that one as more worthy of note then the brutal rape and assault and later attempted tripple homicide that happens in the film.

[spetsnazdave87]

Im taking the daily mail approach to morals