Meathead316 Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 firstly i think the ez-cracker is awesome, but pointless at the same time. but hey so are a lot of things. and the slap-chop guy is a legend. also while readeing a previous post i couldt help but notice a spelling error that made me lol a tad... I might add, I was first exposed to this in the '80's in Virgina. ... childish i know but meh Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 I might add, I was first exposed to this in the '80's in a Vagina. Knowing Greg this is what he meant to put. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Knowing Greg this is what he meant to put. 'FireKnife' I sincerely wish I could claim I did it deliberately. I'm usually so careful. Well spotted 316. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 I'm usually so careful What about last night? Still got the 'Red Ring of Death' To those who are not sure, think about it, nothing to do with a XBox. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
aznriptide859 Posted March 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Did someone say slap chop? http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=B7QIcx...feature=related Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Nope. Quickest way to over beat something. Don't I know it. My wife can tell you all about it. Also, what a surprise, fireknife and greg getting it on Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 fireknife and greg getting it on Well as no-one is contributing to the other threads our wit and dodgy humour needs a new home lol. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Saila Cilbup Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 People who really suck that much at cracking eggs shouldn't be cooking, or even allowed near kitchen appliances. The one exception being elderly people with really bad arthritis and poor coordination... actually I think they are the target audience. Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Well as no-one is contributing to the other threads our wit and dodgy humour needs a new home lol. 'FireKnife' You're right, shall we begin? No RRD for me. Trip to Amsterdam next week could be fun,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you coming? Just got back from snowboarding in Saalbach & find a weekend in the dam is the only way to cure the 'Alpine Horn'. The only ill effects are usually, tired legs, knackard fack muscles & inflamed foreskin. Just to keep on topic: E Z Cracker,,,,,,,,,,,,,, who would have thought it. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 foreskins...psh Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 inflamed foreskin. Is that all, the poor women that you pay have to suffer a case of 'bargain bucket' and 'red ring of death' I really need new names for these things 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 foreskins...psh Yeah, they're grrrrrrreat. the poor women that you pay have to suffer a case of 'bargain bucket' and 'red ring of death' 'FireKnife' They seem to get by. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 They seem to get by. Greg. And now they'll never be lonely with all those crabs to keep them company Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 And now they'll never be lonely with all those crabs to keep them company Ever had crabs? Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Dropkicked Baby Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 I didn't feed mine and they started eating each other. Really weird. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Crab battle! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Wob, wob, wob. Everybody do the crab dance. And for the record, no i have never had crabs, the sea creature or the STD. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Wob, wob, wob. Everybody do the crab dance. And for the record, no i have never had crabs, the sea creature or the STD. 'FireKnife' Yeah, I'm pretty sure crabs kind of died with '70's crows nests. It's like nits, they don't do well in the schools for alopecia sufferers. On the rare occasion a crab does find some pubes to nest in, it would probably die of old age before it was in a situation to move to a new host. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Wouldn't you kind of notice if a crab was nestling in your pubes. The shell would get in the way when you put your boxers on. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
BrooklynBorn Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I ordered one last week. Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 Crabs? Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 I ordered one last week. Was it one of those new fangled WA Gas blowback ones? Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
BrooklynBorn Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 I meant the egg cracking thingymabobber. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Ya can't crack an egg but y'all can own guns. Fancy that. Link to post Share on other sites
BrooklynBorn Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Ya can't crack an egg but y'all can own guns. Fancy that. HEY! It separates the whites from the yolk! Link to post Share on other sites
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