Who on earth can't crack open an egg?

[Seraphim989]

He's always naked and on the floor

[Stealthbomber]

Okay....

 

This thread has gone way off topic and is getting locked.

 

However, before I lock it, I'd like to dedicate the padlock to Fireknife and Greg who both seem incapable of making on-topic posts in any thread these days.

Both have earned themselves warning points for this.

 

Guys, go dig up one of the old "party pad" threads if you really must continue to spout random junk ad nauseum.

 

kthxbye.