Victory Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day, and because of an administrative mix up, the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork, admits that there is an error. "However," the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified." The next day, the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell. On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat. "Sorry about the mix up," apologizes the Pope. "No problem," replies Tiger Woods. Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven." Tiger: "Why is that?" Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary." Tiger: "You're a day late." ______ I chuckled a bit. -Vic Link to post Share on other sites
aznriptide859 Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Ouch XD. Link to post Share on other sites
Shardik Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 HAHA Link to post Share on other sites
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