Blackweell! Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Quite possibly one of the best news stories of the year, and even better...it's in Aberdeen! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck. Amazing! Link to post Share on other sites
my_plague_666 Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 i love the way it repeatedly refers to his knob as if it's a deadly weapon or that it was being wielded like a baseball bat, i was half expecting to see a photo of darklite with a description like that Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 not a very good policewoman if she didn't cockpunch him! Link to post Share on other sites
Danke Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 How long before they all have to be locked up all day and only brought out for an offical skirmish? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Ah Aberdeen. Were people offend and attack you with there genitalia. I knew it was odd up here but not that bad. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 How long before they all have to be locked up all day and only brought out for an offical skirmish? I dont know but Punky would happily two tone it for you... black and blue Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 The real joke is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that this is 'news'. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 The real joke is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that this is 'news'. Greg. Just because youve been doing it for years... Link to post Share on other sites
BreadMurderer Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Wow. What an awesome city we live in... I did lol though. Link to post Share on other sites
Punkypink Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 I dont know but Punky would happily two tone it for you... black and blue Black and blue? No, I go for red and whatever colour your skin is. Link to post Share on other sites
screamin_weasel Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 not to sound sick, but how big was this guys cock for the policewoman to have to take 'evasive action'. and how close was she to him ? Link to post Share on other sites
Danke Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 C'mon UK folks, let's get this guy in a porno before his fifteen minutes is up. Link to post Share on other sites
Blandyboy Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 It would really take some balls to do this...or rather a pair.... Link to post Share on other sites
jotohomomoto Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 not to sound sick, but how big was this guys cock for the policewoman to have to take 'evasive action'. and how close was she to him ? I agree, I don't really understand where the cop was standing in relation to his penis to justify feeling "assaulted" unless he's got some major length to reach out and touch someone! Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 what a lad Link to post Share on other sites
Robinio Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Now we know when to use the phrase "Stop dicking around!" Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 not to sound sick, but how big was this guys cock for the policewoman to have to take 'evasive action'. and how close was she to him ? I'm awaiting a crudely done gif of the dogfight from the end of topgun with a penis added in./ Link to post Share on other sites
Blackweell! Posted March 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 I'm awaiting a crudely done gif of the dogfight from the end of topgun with a penis added in./ Swordfight! Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Just because youve been doing it for years... My point exactly. I've never made the news just for 'knighting' a copper. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
Danke Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 My point exactly. I've never made the news just for 'knighting' a copper. Greg. Maybe you need to be over a certain dimension before it's considered an offence? Or maybe it has to lock in place first, you know like with pocketknives. If you're going after someone with a gentle one then it just tickles. Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Maybe you need to be over a certain dimension before it's considered an offence? Or maybe it has to lock in place first, you know like with pocketknives. If you're going after someone with a gentle one then it just tickles. True enough. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Now she told me she wasn't a policewoman, just liked to wear the uniform in the bedroom. I love this city, all the weird *suitcase* happens here. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Now she told me she wasn't a policewoman, just liked to wear the uniform in the bedroom. I love this city, all the weird *suitcase* happens here. 'FireKnife' It happens every where else mate. You just don't have any 'real' news to report & have to fill the papers with something. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Very true, the only thing i am waiting to see in the news is this headline. 'Local prostitutes complain business taken away by immigrants'. With a full page spread. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 Very true, the only thing i am waiting to see in the news is this headline. 'Local prostitutes complain business taken away by immigrants'. With a full page spread. 'FireKnife' I've got a mate who swears by Bulgarian hookers. He's got a regular one who's Dutch (very unusual, she's actually an accountant who whores for kicks ) but whenever she ain't about, he actively seeks out a Bulgarian. Greg. Link to post Share on other sites
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