futbolpunk Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Does anyone know of any home-made airsoft raps? I've heard raps done by fans of popular video games, and some were actually quite good, not to mention hilarious. I figure that there are more than enough airsofters world wide to have someone make a rap... Well... anyone know of any? Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 No....at least....not yet..... *goes to get his notebook* Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Not exactly a rap, but...... Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of 2005, Play Airsoft. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, Airsoft would be it. The long term benefits of Airsoft have been proved by Skirmishers whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience… I will dispense this advice, now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself, and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked…. You are not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about your rep points; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to storm a bunker with just a pointed stick. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindisde you like a sniper with a vsr10 hiding in a bush. Do one thing every game that scares you Reload Don’t be reckless with other people’s weapons, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Fire Don’t waste your time on on FPS worries; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind; the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the flaming; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old spare parts, throw away your old gun boxes. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know which gun is best for you.…the most interesting people I know didn’t know when they were newbs what they wanted to to use for their guns; Some of the most interesting old hands I know still don’t. Use plenty of pyro. Be kind to your gearbox, you’ll miss that when it dies. Maybe you’ll upgrade, maybe you won’t, Maybe you’ll kick *albatross*, maybe you won’t, Maybe you’ll be hit in 30 seconds, Maybe you’ll achieve the objective and be the last man standing… What ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your weapon, use it every way you can, don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest toy you’ll ever own.. Sneak…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the manual, even if it's in japanese. Do NOT watch black hawk down, it will only make you spend money. Get to know your teammates, you never know when they’ll be gone for good. Be nice to your retailers, they're your best link to new guns and the people most likely to repair them for you in the future. Understand that Guns come and go, but with the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in finaincing and desire, because the poorer you get, the more you'll realise that airsoft is more addictive than crack.. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, Western arms will suck, you too will get old and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, Western arms rocked, and players respected the marshalls. Respect your marshalls. Don’t expect anyone else to buy your kit. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hop up, or by the time you're done, it will be buggered.. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth. But trust me about Airsoft… With apologies to Baz Lurman Link to post Share on other sites
Ubar Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 words words words words words <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
Starkey J Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 cool but wth was that i thought he said rap.... that was more like a life story.. +1 for effort though Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Bugger me 10 inches shorter and cover me in sand, that was almost an autobiography. Link to post Share on other sites
tank_7779 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 ghost rider that was really good. how long did it take for u to come up with it? Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 19 minutes. Hardcore helped a bit. Link to post Share on other sites
tank_7779 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 cool. that was great. i cried. lol. just kidding. any wyas this is off subjest. does hard core have any friends that play airsoft. female friends. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Not yet, but we're taking one of her best mates on sunday Must remember to take the camera...... Link to post Share on other sites
tank_7779 Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 ok just wandering. keep the raps coming Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Rap? The Lowest form of music on earth? Pfft. Airsoft opera pleas, with mandatory fat lady being attacked by Armalite whores asking what am besterest gunzors!!!!11!!+shift NOte: I must say, Ghost_Rdier, that was impressive. Link to post Share on other sites
paranoidandroid Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 That was in the style of baz lurmanns sun screen right? Just making sure that im not just hearing that song whenever i read pros!! Excellent rendition Link to post Share on other sites
HeuteGegangen Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 DarkLite I can't help but imagine that your only experience with rap has been what you have heard on the radio. Public Enemy, N.W.A., Mos Def, Lyrics Born and Lateef, Mr. Lif, The Lords of the Rhymes, EPMD, Del the Funky Homosapien (and that isn't even mentioning DJs) represent a plethora of musical talent, well worth a listen. Link to post Share on other sites
futbolpunk Posted June 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Well, I still haven't heard any raps... I guess I should have been more specific, but I meant audio files where someone actually performed the rap. It's much more fun when you get to hear someone rap about it than just reading words. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Arnie's Airsoft Rap 'Sup yo 'Sup yo 'Sup yo It's rizzo! 'Sup yo 'Sup yo 'Sup yo It's Mitsuko! 'Sup yo 'Sup yo 'Sup yo It's Sledge-o! 'Sup yo 'Sup yo 'Sup yo It's HaV-o! <----- All ma niggz in da hood Playin' 'soft like real good Wiv AEGs and GBBs We're real good y'know, yo! <repeat chorus> So we gettin' down like An' I'm real loud in my mic Fire over me head, yo It's airsoft, fo' sho'! <chorus> So we runnin' 'cross da field An' he hit me when I kneeled Like that, nig, BOOM! 'Sup 'sup ma room! <chorus> So, yo, this rap's not fly Bu' man, I is not gunna die I like pull the handgun out, yo And 'BOOM BOOM' take him fo' sho'! <chorus> An' he shoutin' "Hit!" real loud So we go over to him like an cloud, man An then he is sayin' "Well played man" When some dirty skank shot me from't back, y'know! <chorus> I gottin' down 'n' dirty, know? But now I is tired like, though I dunno why someone wrote this fing really But man it is real cheesy, yo! <chorus> <to fade> ------------------------------------------------------------ No, I'm not a rap fan, and that sucked the Queen's balls. Which is really saying something. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore_Mitsuko Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Dude, what happened to the rhythm? Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 You know, I'm really gonna have to show you how this is done, Havoc *goes back to notebook* Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 DarkLite I can't help but imagine that your only experience with rap has been what you have heard on the radio. Public Enemy, N.W.A., Mos Def, Lyrics Born and Lateef, Mr. Lif, The Lords of the Rhymes, EPMD, Del the Funky Homosapien (and that isn't even mentioning DJs) represent a plethora of musical talent, well worth a listen. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You actually thought that I hated rappers and their music for no reason at all other than me hearing it on the radio? Hint: I like certain rap artists and their music, I was just being sarcastic. Jeez, I even put a [/sarcasm] after it. How obvious can I get? EDIT: Ah. It seems that I didn't. Bugger. In case you are still wondering, my first post was to have "[/sarcasm]" after the bit saying rap was the worst music in the world. Link to post Share on other sites
evilhippy Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Havoc that was genius, well done. I actually do think rap is about the lowest form of music, but not because of the style but the proliferation of awful content. Most rap today is made up of the same dozen or two buzz-words and urban slang terms. It's almost all pathetically simple, gutless, generic toss that is not only just as hard to create as turd is for a baby, but also is always used by the retards who promote violence in their "music". All in all, havoc's rap genuinely wipes the floor with most stuff in the charts now, and people who made that "music" wouldn't be able to even comprehend the irony on account of all the charlie up their nose and b1tches hanging off their chequebook. Word. Link to post Share on other sites
Tef Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 i must say alot of the chinese music industry is ruined by chinese singers who cant rap. some love it, but most now hate it. espeically HK music field, all the companies are just trying to make song by copying western world....obviously...fail pretty badly. and on top of that HK people like to move from fashion to fashion, and get bored of things pretty quickly. so i guess i understand what darklite is trying to say, because thats how i felt, but rather than actual spit it out whenever i can, i really couldnt care less, afterall im a fan of goth/metal/japanese techno Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Screw rap. Let's hear an airsoft track in the style of Rolf Harris!!! Um-chicky-arr, can you tell what it is yet? Link to post Share on other sites
Wege Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Strip me West'n Arms down, Ralph.. Tie me West'n Arms down.. (wiggle board) take care with their hopup set there, Ralph... Strip me West'n Arms down (chorus) Aint this airsoft-stuff great, mate.. aint this airsoft-stuff great (wiggle board) Aint this airsoft-stuff great, mate.. aint this airsoft-stuff great! Shoot the hicap then scoot, Bruce Shoot the hicap then scoot. Take care to wind it back up Bruce, Shoot the hicap then scoot. (chorus) any other takers? my brain hurts! Link to post Share on other sites
gazchap Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Two little boys had two little toys Each had a GLOCK 18 Gaily they played each summer's day Warriors both of course One little chap then had a mishap Smashed his gun against the shed Wept for this boy then cried with joy As his young playmate said Did you think I would leave you crying When I've enough pistols for two Come on in here Jack and don't be crying Here's a Beretta for you When we grow up we'll both be soldiers And our weapons will not be toys And I wonder if we'll remember When we were two little boys Long years had passed, war came so fast Bravely they marched away Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd Wounded and dying lay Up goes a shout, an opfor dashes out Out from the ranks so blue Rushes away to where Joe lay Then came a voice he knew Did you think I would leave you dying When there's enough on my webbing for two Take this Joe, we'll soon be flying I can shoot just as fast with only two Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble Perhaps it's the battle's noise But I think it's that I remember When we were two little boys Link to post Share on other sites
futbolpunk Posted June 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Someone with a mic has got to perform one of these and host the file somewhere! Havoc, I'd really like to see someone try to do that to a beat, rofl. Link to post Share on other sites
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