rizzo Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Havoc missed out Rhino in the chorus Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 i must say alot of the chinese music industry is ruined by chinese singers who cant rap. some love it, but most now hate it. espeically HK music field, all the companies are just trying to make song by copying western world....obviously...fail pretty badly. and on top of that HK people like to move from fashion to fashion, and get bored of things pretty quickly. so i guess i understand what darklite is trying to say, because thats how i felt, but rather than actual spit it out whenever i can, i really couldnt care less, afterall im a fan of goth/metal/japanese techno <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dunno. LMF were okay, and TaiMaiShu was great cos he was just taking the ######. Word. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 If anyone can find a kareoke version of Wear sunscreen, I'd be up for it. Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Great attempt. Although i wont though because im utter ###### at rapping . Sounds daft but lets, put one into rock form. preferbly heavy or, some cheesy punk form. anyone with me .. yes no.. i'll take it as a no then Night_raven Link to post Share on other sites
Psaldorn Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 All in all, havoc's rap genuinely wipes the floor with most stuff in the charts now, and people who made that "music" wouldn't be able to even comprehend the irony on account of all the charlie up their nose and b1tches hanging off their chequebook. Word. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Words. . Fail. Too.. hilarious. The 2 "raps" and then that.. like a 50-punch mega combo of comedy. Resulting in me weeping. Word! Link to post Share on other sites
Ubar Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 poppin some fine *albatross* caps up in this hizzie, loading all those hicaps be keeping us niggaz busy... gonna gat some whities tonight, f-ck up all of their ######, cos da man trying to keep us bruthas down, dual mac-11 so that in BBs...they drown o hell naw Link to post Share on other sites
Psaldorn Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 I dunno. LMF were okay, and TaiMaiShu was great cos he was just taking the ######. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didnt mean to utterly rip you off.. just spent to long fannying around and you beat me Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 It's allright. All you have to do to earn my forgiveness is to say that you love my penis. You know you want to. Link to post Share on other sites
evilhippy Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 What's happened to you dude? you used to be able to go whole weeks without mentioning your unmentionables, have you had cause to celebrate their existence recently; did darklite get laid recently, eh? eh? Rap is for suckas, niggaz, homeboyz, and peeps who's down wit da schizzle doo-rizzle fa-sizzle. In other words people who can't write, spell, recognize real words and grammar, and have a remedial grasp of rhyming and it's applications. No wonder all these people become rappers... ....they couldn't get past infants school, after all. Link to post Share on other sites
doc_newstead Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 I'm listening to some rap right now, and I have an A-Level in English Literature. I don't wear baseball caps, white tracksuit bottoms, and the only thing I have that is near jewellery is a Citizen timepiece. I don't call women 'ho' or my friends 'homie'. I don't drive, and if I did, I would not have neon lights under my car. So don't piegeonhole us all just yet. But I do think Tim Westwood is a complete tool Link to post Share on other sites
Psaldorn Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 In other words people who can't write, spell, recognize real words and grammar, and have a remedial grasp of rhyming and it's applications. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For instance Sean Paul, who took a decent Dr Dre song, butchered/eviscerated it, and added his own frankly pathetic song over it. At one Point he says a nonsensical sentence and then says it back in reverse, cack!. LYRICAL GENIOUS! Not to mention lots of rhyming a word with the same word. Sometimes I wish Barry White would come back as some crazy ghost and kick Sean Pauls *albartroth*. The only reason he can be popular is his voice. Which pales in comparison to the 'Love Whale's'. (Oh look, I just rhymed better than Sean Paul ever could!) Hope that paragraph makes you happy DarkLite (Have you ever played PlanetSide BTW?) Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 What's happened to you dude? you used to be able to go whole weeks without mentioning your unmentionables, have you had cause to celebrate their existence recently; did darklite get laid recently, eh? eh? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yus. I'm a bit scared though, she wanted it 5 times. In one hour. I did learn something though, beer is cheaper than condoms. So the govt. want me to get drunk but not use protection. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 For instance Sean Paul, who took a decent Dr Dre song, butchered/eviscerated it, and added his own frankly pathetic song over it. At one Point he says a nonsensical sentence and then says it back in reverse, cack!. LYRICAL GENIOUS! Not to mention lots of rhyming a word with the same word. Sometimes I wish Barry White would come back as some crazy ghost and kick Sean Pauls *albartroth*. The only reason he can be popular is his voice. Which pales in comparison to the 'Love Whale's'. (Oh look, I just rhymed better than Sean Paul ever could!) Hope that paragraph makes you happy DarkLite (Have you ever played PlanetSide BTW?) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Acceptable. Barely. Link to post Share on other sites
Psaldorn Posted June 3, 2005 Report Share Posted June 3, 2005 Acceptable. Barely. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What do you want? Blood? My undying love for your Scrotum? I'm sorry.. it's just too early for such a commitment. I need time baby, don;t you see that? Link to post Share on other sites
futbolpunk Posted June 4, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 As giggly as I'm sure all of you are, could you please stfu about the sexual remarks!? This thread was actually started in hopes of finding a link to an audio airsoft rap file. If I wanted to make a "Ranting about Rapping" thread, I would have. It's now obvious that this thread has gone to hell and them I'm very bitter (bite me). You guys killed my thread! Link to post Share on other sites
Psaldorn Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 I got mo' Mags than most of em Ran from the best of em Forgave the newbs of them Flamed at the rest of them What can I say? 2 Mini-batt's-a-day? Where suckas call "hit" every day over some twigs they sway. Disconnected from the plinking? Whatever! As long as I got a Beretta - Nigga - I take you down from wherever I roll wit' ma springer off safety - for suckas that been hating me lately And some Marshals that wanna break me. If Arniegeddon blew up - I'd be in the after-party Pumpin Green Gas makin' targets look arty From Depot 53 to WGC to Airsoft armour-E Started from that S.O.B - Arn-E Like Biily G I'm rich-rollin, Marui Holding, mag pouch swollen sucka Thats how I'm rollin. Dont put to the flame to the Blowback tip.. World-Wide welt-icide, barricade, for real. Its fairly hard to convert the next section to Airsoft related words for Big Egos so I'll leave it at that. Most of it is fairly random as you can tell. Helps if you know the song too Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 Sorry, FutbolPunk. In any case, Havoc and Ghost_riders are teh bestest. Link to post Share on other sites
Psaldorn Posted June 4, 2005 Report Share Posted June 4, 2005 It's not like it affects the mission.. people read first post if they know a rap they link it or make it up.. if they don't they dont. Only reasonto read the thread is to check wha tyou want to put hasn't been put down already. No need to get upset Link to post Share on other sites
evilhippy Posted June 6, 2005 Report Share Posted June 6, 2005 Sorry futbolpunk, but these things happen When they don't happen it's called censorship Doc : I fully understand that you enjoy listening to rap, and your not a wigger and do not wear baseball caps on the top of your head. This is irrelevant of course, but I will forgive you for your indiscretions in musical taste I don't dislike all rap, but I'm slightly puzzled and mildy concerned that I have to say I can only seem to like the beastie boys and some of eminem's stuff, i.e. the white guys. I don't always know why, but maybe it's the fact that all black rappers seem to have a galaxy-sized chip on their shoulder because of a load of *beep* that didn't even happen to them but to their antecendents. That just ###### me off TBH. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 As I walk through the valley with my AEG I take a look at my ammo And realize I've no bb's 'Cause I've been sprayin' and windin' so long that, Even with a hi-cap all the plastic's gone But I ain't never flamed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a n00b, you know that's unheard of You betta watch how ya walking And who you're stalking Or you and your wingman might be lined in chalk I really hate to trip but I gotta lope As they croak, I see myself in the pyro smoke, fool I'm the airsofter little newbie's wanna be like Always leading the way Skirmish every second sunday Been spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) Keep spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) Reckless situations, they got me facing Never lead from the back, got my shotgun to rack, Loved airsoft so much, made a cult team, Too much surfing Arnie's, got me chasing dreams I'm an trigger happy fool, skirmishing on my mind Got my glock in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a tricked out 'softer, so many guns Cultists are 1337, but we're just here to have fun, fool Safezone's nothing but a beeb hit away No medics, one life, so what can I say? I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-four? The way things is going I don't know. Been spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) Keep spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) VCR is looming, Politics and power Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking What's going on in the Commons? But I don't know what's cooking. They say I gotta fight But nobody's here to teach me If they can't understand it , how can they reach me? I guess they can't I guess they won't, I guess they front That's why I know that the sport is out of luck, fool! Been spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) Keep spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) Link to post Share on other sites
Full Metal Jacket Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 *gone* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> To the tune of "Gangster's paradise" ? Link to post Share on other sites
5thElement Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 lmao @ ghost riders last one haha brilliant Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted June 26, 2005 Report Share Posted June 26, 2005 To the tune of "Gangster's paradise" ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yep. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Wow awesome Ghost Rider, I have Coolios version on now Introducing Rizzooooooo *drops beat* I'm ridin' in the hood with ma rizzo, Shootin' everything for the shizzo, Don't think I would hestitate, To shoot the shizz that Rizzo hate, We ride together and he ma homie for life, If he ent at home, he's out cheating on his wife, He don't give a flying shizzle, Cos he's Rizzle-Nizzle- one bad mutherfizzle. *To 'Candy Shop' by 50 cent* [intro: 50 Cent] Yeah... Uh huh So seductive [Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia] [50 Cent] I take you to the airsoft shop I'll let you lick the auto glock Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep goin 'til you shoot the shot (whoa) [Olivia] I'll take you to the airsoft shop We'll get a taste of what they got They'll have us spending all we got Keep us going till we've got to stop (whoa) [Verse 1: 50 Cent] You can have it your way, how do you want it You gon' buy that thing now or should i reserve it Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level Airsoft Armoury jam packed, hot as a teakettle I'll strip it down for you now, baby it's simple Press the leaver, Push that button In the shop or in the back of the workshop, On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you're there for, Got the armalite, I'm the gear wh0re, Have your friends teasin you 'bout how much money you spent, Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem Get the slide and pull it back, load a round, I'm a seasoned vet when it come to this sh!t You'll work up a sweat after we've run for some clicks I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can I put a gun in your mouth, not in your hand(ha ha) [Chorus] I take you to the airsoft shop I'll let you lick the auto glock Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep goin 'til you shoot the shot (whoa) [Olivia] I'll take you to the airsoft shop We'll get a taste of what they got They'll have us spending all we got Keep us going till we've got to stop (whoa) Sir give me the weapon, nice and slow On your knees, I don't see that muzzle dayglo You ain't never seen a replica like this before Cause Tm ain't never made this *beep* before, Soon as I come through the door I've go to the wardrobe, It's like it's a race who can get in their DPMs first, Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs <----- original song Had me thinking about that camo after I'd gone, I shoot the right shot at the right time, Aimpoint on or off, you'll get it from behind ( ) So seductive, you should see my hicap wind My grips are aftermarket, what a find. As long as it ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin Drippin wet with sweat, the skirmish is on All my campaign, beeb after beeb its on And we gon' go till that whistle blows And rest Original track Link to post Share on other sites
squarepusher Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 #### YES!!!!!!! +1 to my homebwoy Rizzzzzzzzzoooo!!!!11111 Link to post Share on other sites
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