mattmanic Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Also I will require you to make me sandwiches. That is all. Tuna mayo ok? It's all I can do Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 The online aggression thing is difficult. I do try to project a realistic impression of myself on the forums and one thing can't stand IRL is people being passive-aggressive. I feel that sometimes the changes I make to my normal responses might make me come across that way and that irritates me. My standard response to being threatened on the internet is to PM my work address to the person and to see if they turn up. Unlike most keyboard warriors I am ex-forces, ex-bouncer, 33, and really fat (OK the last bit is fairly typical) so instead of pretending to be hard so I can flap my e-penis about I try to be just like myself. My Warn points were due to me suggesting it would be a good idea to burn down a house with people in it. It was against the rules and I deserved it. It's the kind of thing I'd say IRL, mostly just to get a handle on the reactions of the people around me. The response to this thread seems to indicate to me that a lot of us have had thoughts in this direction. Quite nice to see really. Also, I did internet dating for a while, I stuck a bit of the blurb on in Latin, I got a higher class of lady responding to the ad, that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
danielsilva Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Soooooo e-penis isn't filtered ... e-penis ! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Soooooo e-penis isn't filtered ... e-penis ! Shhh you *fruitcage* *albatross* *suitcase* loving *bramston pickle*. Just checking it isn't turned off. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Shhh you *fruitcage* *albatross* *suitcase* loving *bramston pickle*. Just checking it isn't turned off. 'FireKnife' I wonder if horsec**t still works? Skarclaw pointed that out ages ago, that was awesome. *edit* WIN! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Ok lets not have this turn into 'lets see what breaks the swear filter'. Though it is fun to try Also quite what he wanted to use that word for i don't know (apart from describing the sexual organs of a horse or a truly random insult). 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 I believe he was actually trying to break the swear filter... That in mind, i feel i may edit my above post just to be on the safe side.. Link to post Share on other sites
TheFull9 Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 As one of the life lessons I've learnt says to me inside my brain on a daily basis: Just because you can do it, it doesn't make it a good idea *fruitcage*nuts. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 To me, that isn't a swear word since it is a medical term. Like bolus, smegma and such which also make good insults. I find that two non swearwords combined creatively can be altogether more insulting though. Clown-shoe, oxygen thief, soap dodger or hippo-croco-doggo-pigasaurus rex for the ladies Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Chode is my personal favourate at the moment. Getting away with calling a PTI a chode to his face once perhaps being the crowning moment of me talking back to superiors. Link to post Share on other sites
danielsilva Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Besides on this type of forums you don't even have to use swear words to insult anyone. To some even mentioning words like Magpul can be quite insulting. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Trasher'll kill you for that. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Hush, you incandescent cockbucket. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted February 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Nice one, get my thread closed. Frottist. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Mine has to be claiming someone is into: Pyronecrobestiality. The art of having sex with a dead animal that is on fire. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
danielsilva Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Mine has to be claiming someone is into: Pyronecrobestiality. The art of having sex with a dead animal that is on fire. 'FireKnife' So basically doing the nasty with a barbecue ? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 So basically doing the nasty with a barbecue ? No literally slaughtering an animal or finding a dead one (roadkill), lighting it on fire then on you go. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Seraphim989 Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Hey, where did greg go? I miss him; he, along with amateurstuntman and FireKnife, has lead to some of my favorite times on here. I imagine you all to be at least somewhat similar to your online personalities. If I didn't all of your stories wouldn't be near as interesting Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I must admit 99% of what i say is correct. I only add a little 1% jazz to one or two stories, but oddly enough said jazz happens to me anyway at a later date. I mean when i put i managed to start a bit of Das Hokey Kokey while in a WW2 game i did actually do that, however i had to teach the guys to sing along with the words, half of them just did the actions. As for greg he did just seem to vanish in the gap that i stop posting in 2010, i even remember us sharing in the warn points on the Off Topic threads we destroyed. Then again i am the same on a skirmish day, i have even had 5 seperate occasions in the last 4 games were i have ended up with a bunch of people rolling around laughing were i should have been in a defensive line with them on a hill. It was great when 'game on' was called. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 I imagine you all to be at least somewhat similar to your online personalities. If we were, Fireknife and Darklite would be in jail... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 If we were, Fireknife and Darklite would be in jail... Damn i'm good at keeping outta there Yet thankfully everything i have done has been in a safe enviroment with people doing the same thing. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 If we were, Fireknife and Darklite would be in jail... I can confirm that I have not been arrested in this country. In other news, I am actually a nice person. Just a very loud nice person who happens to be slightly insane. Link to post Share on other sites
Misfit Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 This is a PG-13 forum. Thread locked. //Edit: You can get banned for that? Never knew what Belladonna got banned for, she went while I was quite new on this forum. Just in case you missed it, spestnazdave: I banned him forever for constantly referring to himself in the third person. [color="#FFFFFF"][size="1"] Nah, he still logs in.[/size][/color] Link to post Share on other sites
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