vorpalbunnie Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 SUPER OPEN ENDED JOKE: (fill in the blanks and an ending) Okay, so a *blank*, a *blank*, and a *blank* walk into a bar.... Here's mine So a priest, a rabbi, and a doctorwalk into a bar, *WHAM!* they all fell over. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 A half pint, a pint and a quart walk into a bar. Barman says "sorry guys we don't serve imperial measurements" Link to post Share on other sites
Banshee_Will Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And the Barman says "is this some kind of joke?" Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 A better joke walks into a bar. The patrons rejoice. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Robert Burns, William Shakespeare and John Keats walk into a bar. The bar tender shouts "Get out! You know you're Bard(s)" Link to post Share on other sites
vorpalbunnie Posted March 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Lol. Keep 'em coming! Link to post Share on other sites
Rvrstyxx Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 A better joke walks into a bar. The patrons rejoice. *applause* Link to post Share on other sites
LeeBristolAirsoft Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast." Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 guy walks in with an anphibian on his shoulder barman asked what it' called tiny replies the bloke why tiny? because he's my newt/ Link to post Share on other sites
justm Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Two pieces of string walk into a bar and find a table. The first piece of string goes up and says to the barman "Two pints of bitter, please"' "Sorry" says the barman "I can't serve string" The first piece of string goes back to his mate and tells him. The second piece of string goes to the bar and says "Two pints of bitter, please". "Aren't you a piece of string ?" the barman asks. To which the string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot". Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 A grenade, a bomb and a missile walk into a bar, the barman is so angry he explodes. They offer their sympathy. Link to post Share on other sites
vorpalbunnie Posted May 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Okay, so 3 men walk into a bar.... ..... ..... ..... And the bartender says "why the dramatic pause?" Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 a polo and a trebor walk into a bar, and theres a smint in there getting gobby and threatening people, making out that he will beat anyone and will fight the next person who walks in then a new mint walks in and the smints nowhere to be found, hes hiding in the bog. barman says, thought you could fight anyone and winh? Smint replies, I ain't fighting him hes menthol. Link to post Share on other sites
MikeLondon Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 That actually made me groan out loud! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 3 blokes go into a pub, well i say three, 4, well i say 4, 100. In fact the enitre population of the UK, no wait Europe, no wait Euro-asia. No the whole male population of the world goes into a pub. First bloke says, i'll get this round. From the weird and wonderful mind of Bill Bailey. Three blokes go into a pub and the whole thing ends in a tedios, inevitable pun. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 paddy and dave walk into a bar, your round says dave, so are you fat basstard Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 2 bacteria walk into a bar, no 4, no 8, no 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1028, 2048, 4096, 8192, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Link to post Share on other sites
vorpalbunnie Posted May 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 2 bacteria walk into a bar, no 4, no 8, no 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1028, 2048, 4096, 8192, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! I see what you did there.... Link to post Share on other sites
vorgaphe Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 A German soldier, an Italian soldier and a Japanese soldier walk into a BAR . . . Link to post Share on other sites
Meathead316 Posted January 2, 2012 Report Share Posted January 2, 2012 Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted. ---- A dog walked into a bar and asked for a beer. With that a man at the bar said I don't want to drink at the same bar as this dog. The dog and the man got into a fight and the man shot the dog in the foot. With that the dog yelped out of the bar and down the street. A week later the same dog walked into the same bar, this time he was wearing a black hat, a black vest, black chaps, black boots, a black gun belt with a pair of black colt .45's one on either side, and a black bandage around his sore foot. He goes up to the bar and says to the bar tender "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw" Link to post Share on other sites
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