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I did a report last month about weapons used in the civil war. They were called benchrest rifles. There was a scoped gun, but the tube scope was extremely and barely magnified, only about 2x I think. Snipers were allowed to go anywhere on the field to get a better position that would benefit their side the most.

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'of course ive done this before'

 

'use the what, whats that'

 

'of course i can jump that'

 

'pfft a little water never hurt anyone'

 

'yes, the ice is thich enough to stand on, look i'll show you'

 

'OH DEAR GOD NO, TAKE THE WRAPPER OFF DAMN IT TAKE THE WRAPPER OFF'

 

'look i got the plans off the net, whats the worst that could happen'

 

That last one was said by me 2 weeks ago, just before helf term from school. What id done was built a combustion powered potato cannon (8ft long) and fitted it with a gas ignitor switch. I had also fitted 2ft of wire so i could get a distance back in case it blew up. I said the last quote, pressed the switch and nothing happened. so i goes over to it and press it again, then it decides to shoot out a ten foot spout of flame and fall over in my direction. Good times.

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bit obscure some of these, but my favourites: (bonus cookies to anyone else obscure like me who gets them, I'll post explanations if requested.)

 

Hey, can you smell al.......

What the hell does that do?

Pull up G13...

You'll have someone's eye out with that.

The effective lethal range of a 7.62 round is just under one m....

Hmm, trolley jack SWL 1000kg... cool...

Dude, I found my dad's gun!

C4 is harmless unless properly armed.

I wonder what's through here.

Yo Yo Yo! Wassup ma home boyz.

Chopper, sick balls...

I'm not giving you my wallet.

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<heres a few>

 

I'll get a world record for this.

 

Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.

 

Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!

 

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

 

Here's my Kent State student ID.

 

So, you're a cannibal.

 

It's probably just a rash.

 

Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?

 

Are you sure the power is off?

 

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

 

No, my shoes aren't untied.

 

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

 

What do you mean, "I'll be back"?

 

Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?

 

Pull the pin and count to what?

 

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

 

I wonder where the mother bear is.

 

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

 

What's that priest doing here?

 

You look just like Charles Manson.

 

Let it down slowly.

 

Rat poison only kills rats.

 

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

 

It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.

 

I'll get your toast out.

 

Give me liberty or give me death.

 

Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

 

It's strong enough for both of us.

 

This doesn't taste right.

 

I can make this light before it changes.

 

Nice doggie.

 

I can do that with my eyes closed.

 

I've done this before.

 

Well we've made it this far.

 

That's odd.

 

Hey that's not a violin.

 

I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.

 

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

 

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

 

OK this is the last time.

 

Don't be so superstitious.

 

Now watch this.

 

This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.

 

That birthmark on your head looks like 999.

 

What duck?

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ermmm....do you mean confederates from the Civil War? if so, i dont think they had snipers back then lol. The use of a telescopic scope on rifles was first used in WWI, if anyone has heard different, then feel free to correct me.

 

Snipers don't need scopes old man. The word sniper originally came from British Officers who went hunting in India. They hunted the Snipe, a small bird with

a fast, low dipping flight. They were extremely hard to hit, especially as the weapons used at that time where smoothbore single (not shot) projectile firing flintlocks. A talented shot became known as a Sniper.

 

Billy Singh was an Australian kangaroo hunter, one of the most celebrated snipers of the first world war and fought at the Galipoli landings. He never used an optical sight.

 

Sorry to lecture old chap, my job to educate. Tally ho.

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Civil War snipers used Kentucky Longrifles. Sported between 42"-46" barrels. ;)

 

"I have many times asked the American backwoodsman what was the most their best marksmen could do; they have constantly told me that an expert marksman, provided he can draw good & true sight, can hit the head of a man at 200 yards." -Col George Hanger

 

Thats without the aid of any optics. :D

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