scorch Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Some absolute cock end comes tearing up behind and cut my mother up while she was manoeuvring on a petrol station forecourt to get up to the pump in front of her. So mum picks another pump and waits, gets finished, pays and gets back in the car, while he pays at pump and then gets stuck behind the car at the pump in front waiting to get out. We both pointed, laughed, and made w****r hand gestures at him while he was visibly fuming at being stuck. Instant karma. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 So I'm supposed to drag 20 pounds of guns and gear downtown for a photoshoot. Oh well. The upside is that I'll walt around with folks dressed as Shadowrun characters, and that means some nice photos for "Photoshop and you" thread, and the other one. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Some absolute cock end comes tearing up behind and cut my mother up while she was manoeuvring on a petrol station forecourt to get up to the pump in front of her. So mum picks another pump and waits, gets finished, pays and gets back in the car, while he pays at pump and then gets stuck behind the car at the pump in front waiting to get out. We both pointed, laughed, and made w****r hand gestures at him while he was visibly fuming at being stuck. Instant karma. I really like this. I've never seen anyone get cut up at the petrol station, but as I drive a truck or van, if it happened to me, I'm sure the cock end in question would have a couple of more dents/stripes down the side of their penis extension... But I appreciate your mem may not want to do that! Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Or mum, even. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 Got the job Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 Nice! Link to post Share on other sites
ollie_ty Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 With or without the haircut dude? My D7000 is so much fun to mess around with, and I havent even had the time to buy a memory card yet!Im hoping its an easy transition from Olympus to Nikon. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 With the haircut, as far as i'm aware. Doesnt matter too much, really. for the greater good and all that. Plus i'll just stealth grow it back Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 My P90 mag that a friend lost a few weeks ago was found yesterday. And when I took it apart to clean out the water and ###### that had gotten inside there was a centipede inside it! Link to post Share on other sites
Stuey Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 It's really simple people. Scorch is right, the My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch! thread (although a great place to get out the stresses of the day) is very negative, let us celebrate the things that have made you smile. Today or ever, just post the things that make you happy. To start things off: TV: Big Bang Theory Archer I've just seen this in the very first post, when the thread began I didn't know what Archer was but one of my housemates has since introduced me to it...probably one of the funniest things I've watched in a while, as a house we've now watched all the episodes Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 15, 2012 Report Share Posted July 15, 2012 It's a shame hardly anyone knows about it. I'm constantly telling people about it, lending out the DVDs e.t.c. Compared to most of the utter toss that's on TV, Archer is like *fruitcage* Shakespeare. Edit: Phrasing ha ha Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Watching a guy from the local area hold of a wave of enemies with some bright blue springers that had all of 15 metres of range. That and never having a single fault on my TMs, which may be par for the course but it still makes me happy. Oh and missus is back for a few days in a week and i may be moving into my new flat on this Friday, win. Finally, found a lot more players now exist in Aberdeen since my last time here and the local site is actually not that bad. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 First time putting boot polish on my modern lace ups and jackboots. Do I have any clue how to do it right? No. Do I have the equipment/focus to do so? No. Do I care? Not in the least. It has so far been a learning experience, something I haven't had in months. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I love polishing boots. I stick my headphones on and have myself a right old session. I often search the shoerack for other peoples shoes that need doing too. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 changing shoe for male chicken and giving myself a right little immature giggle Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Managed to get my dual display at work on the go, though quite how i don't know, surely we have all had those 'it isn't working, reboot time, and now it is' moments that make computers so much erm, well tedium Still emails open on one screen, Arnies and a Game Boy emulator on the other, can't be easier. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Watching a guy from the local area hold of a wave of enemies with some bright blue springers that had all of 15 metres of range. That and never having a single fault on my TMs, which may be par for the course but it still makes me happy. Oh and missus is back for a few days in a week and i may be moving into my new flat on this Friday, win. Finally, found a lot more players now exist in Aberdeen since my last time here and the local site is actually not that bad. I used to do that back in the 80s. I glued coat hooks to the slides of them and cocked them in my pockets. 'FireKnife' It's a shame hardly anyone knows about it. I'm constantly telling people about it, lending out the DVDs e.t.c. Compared to most of the utter toss that's on TV, Archer is like *fruitcage* Shakespeare. Edit: Phrasing ha ha PHRASING MOTHER! That chick was like, the Pele of anal. I have an Archer soundboard on my phone, it rules. First time putting boot polish on my modern lace ups and jackboots. Do I have any clue how to do it right? No. Do I have the equipment/focus to do so? No. Do I care? Not in the least. It has so far been a learning experience, something I haven't had in months. The trick is to get good quality brushes, put a little on at a time with the on brush then buff it all off with the on brush. Then buff the *suitcase* out of it with the off brush. Managed to get my dual display at work on the go, though quite how i don't know, surely we have all had those 'it isn't working, reboot time, and now it is' moments that make computers so much erm, well tedium Still emails open on one screen, Arnies and a Game Boy emulator on the other, can't be easier. 'FireKnife' I've got my triple monitor setup like that. It is awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Onto the Play Store I go Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Just watched The Estate Agents, now i know that should be in 'what have you watched' but this show is so much stupid win i just think it made my day 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jasonmaxfield.archersb&hl=en I have that one. I like it but I do have the paid version. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 I'm confused, think i need to go do some Wiki searching Anyway, what has made my day? I'm final moving out and in to my first own place, a flat all of 4 miles away from work, and about the same from the city centre, can't ask for better. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 I've changed my phone message alert to the Old Spice whistle. Amuses me every time it goes off. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Can't beat my bosses at work, the Codec call sound from MGS, it is great when he gets a succession of messages 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 I have that one too. Am contemplating jailbreaking my iPhone just to have a full suite of codec sounds and a codec skin. Link to post Share on other sites
evansy Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Can't beat my bosses at work, the Codec call sound from MGS, it is great when he gets a succession of messages 'FireKnife' I have that too.My mate cracks up every time it goes off and I kneel holding one ear. I do get some strange looks when I do it at work when the shop it open though. Link to post Share on other sites
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