hwagan Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 The biggest thing I missed out on (according to my doctor) is a good chance of seeing 55. Well I suppose you could say that if some of my dyslexic friends were writing about his then a lot of them would have been on F, plenty of DSL and a lot of my friends were killed by herons. Really sorry to hear that man, and hopefully you've managed to mitigate as much damage as possible; Saying that, plenty of people have survived insane amounts of abuse in that respect and just stubbornly carried on living. Those herons really are evil sods though, thankfully it's something I was never exposed to. And Fireknife, you really are lucky mate - Had I the option to turn back time and undo that first inhalation, I'd do so without hesitation. I'm still not regretting it, but I'd go back and re-think the decision had I the ability. Count your stars man, whilst a lot of other substances are obviously lethal, the particular one I ended up with was the ninja of that world - It doesn't cause obvious physical damage, and your brain continues to function, it's just like the positive switches get quietly flicked over to negative before you've realised. Like I said, it's directly responsible for the suicide of a very close friend and a thoroughly decent chap who unfortunately didn't wake up to the issue in time. Also, good on ya Dave; Dread to think what would happen if that were on Zeroin, they'd probably keep the money then sell your bank details 'n all! Link to post Share on other sites
GuzziHero Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Subway. Italian BMT on Italian bread. Not toasted. Peppered cheese. All salad except red onion. Skip the sauces. I am in heaven <3 Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 All I ever get from subway is a meatball sub on Italian herbs and cheese bread with just shredded mozzarella and parmesan. Toasted of course. I think for one month of my life I ate so many of them that one day they actually ran out of meatballs. Okay, something happy, nope, got nothing. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 I always have 12" BMT on hearty Italian, toasted, lettuce peppers and onions, southwest chipotle sauce. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 One fat *albatross* pizza that I've put together with bacon, pepperoni, 3 cheeses, peppers, 2 types of onion and mushrooms. Once that *suitcase* is out the oven I'm going to be all over it like a fat kid at a McDonalds all you can eat. EDIT: It's making me even hungrier thinking about it 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Really sorry to hear that man, and hopefully you've managed to mitigate as much damage as possible; Saying that, plenty of people have survived insane amounts of abuse in that respect and just stubbornly carried on living. Yes, sadly I am not Ozzy or Lemmy and I have made a right old mess of my guts. Just settling down to (approximately) 6 hours of Borderlands. Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 BACON. LETTUCE. TOMATO. RANCH DRESSING. BREAD UNIMPORTANT, ALL BREAD GOOD. Everything else is irrelevant. Link to post Share on other sites
kojak Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Reading a book and smoking a pipe while my burgers sizzle on the grill--all on a Monday afternoon. Nothing to really think about except whether I'll feel like going for a swim later. Plus, in California you can collect unemployment benefits while receiving a severance, so it's like I just got a nice raise. I occasionally miss my job, but not at the moment. Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Reading a book and smoking a pipe while my burgers sizzle on the grill Really, that should be in the 'Manly day' thread. It would win such a thread. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlmVyW0Or6g Love it. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Watching that gig now, just pre-loading the next parts as my internet is mega slow. Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 To conquer fat... you must become... fat. Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 I just taught Shirley, my parent's dog, to spud me. I don't have the words for how happy I am. I just don't. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 I may be showing my age here, but what the hell is 'spudding', or 'to spud'? No answers from fireknife please! Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 The thing where you touch fists with someone, as opposed to a gentlemanly handshake. In dog form, instead of Shirley just putting her hand on mine, she actually bumps her hand into mine when I make a fist. She is a G. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Ah, G-dog in da house fo shizzle! Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 You taught a dog to bro-fist? Now to get her to make friends with my cat, who on occasion high-fives me. I have to add though, she is a *badgeress* at times, and leaves me hanging. Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 I would pay a small amount of money to see that on youtube actually. As for leaving you hanging, if you think you've got it bad, one of my cats actually punches me in the face when he wants food. Seriously, curled paw to the cheek when I'm sitting on the sofa, with quite some force. Saying that, this is the same cat that has brought an end to 2 foxes (that I know of), and brings home squirrels instead of mice. He doesn't *fruitcage* about. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 Mine has done a squirrel before. Was a right eye opener seeing her carrying it along the garden fence by what remained of its head. Her usual fayre is birds though. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 No answers from fireknife please! Wellllll............. But seriously i recall my dog that couldn't do the whole paw thing, so it just did the bro-fist as a substitue, made everyone look when i went ' yo, dog' and it sat, put out its paw and did that. Such a win dog, sadly no longer with us, though did make it 15 and could still get herself into a Land Rover almost. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 My cats have a habit of catching things on the endangered or rare species list, Barn Owl - Check Red Squirrel - Check Kingfisher.. check. Moorhens - check Water vole - check. Amongst pretty much anything else they can get their claws into, including jackdaws, noisy *suitcases* aren't so hard to catch Not seen them bring back a fox, although with a hare is amusing as the cat has to DRAG it down the drive because it's too big to carry Mind you, the fox around here is very large, and very good mannered, it hasn't even attempted to eat the chickens despite having a litter of cubs around. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 There aren't many foxes round here anymore. The local hunt isn't far and use the field behind my house so that kept the numbers down. Also, the farmers lad shoots them on sight cause they make off with the lambs. My cat also caught a shrew. Tiny little thing it was, and she was shut in the house at the time. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteHawksan Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 it'd be in the sights of my shotgun the next day if it did make off with a chicken. But so far it hasn't. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 See round by me the local pets are just used to keep the crack addicts and the mindless, braindead thugs at bay 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted August 14, 2012 Report Share Posted August 14, 2012 The fact that I can pick up an SRC MG36 (Gen 3) for only £145 brand new over here in HK. Somewhat tempered by the fact that all of the HK sites suck infinite amounts of sweaty, badly-cleaned man balls compared to the sites in the UK. And the cheating.... Oh the cheating. Also the fact that I'm stuck here for the next 2 years at least. Link to post Share on other sites
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