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Whenever I see a dog having a dream I smile. Right now my daughter's dog is on my leg either defending the home from a legion of burglars or fighting off my son's dog for a hamburger that fell off the table. Hard to say which.

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Whenever I see a dog having a dream I smile. Right now my daughter's dog is on my leg either defending the home from a legion of burglars or fighting off my son's dog for a hamburger that fell off the table. Hard to say which.

 

This. Ours yips in her sleep, and sometimes just wags her tail, which always raises a smile :)

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I received nudey pics off an ex girlfriend today completely out of the blue.

 

Win!

 

Sent to you by mistake?

 

Reminding you of what you are missing?

 

Trying to win you back?

 

Take your pick on the list of reasons :P

 

Mine, well all is sorted for the 9th Dec, well almost all, just got to get from Bristol to Reading.

 

Oh and Dominos Pizza and evening with the missus, not bad ;)

 

'FireKnife'

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It's good to get your ego stroked. :)

 

Your ego in which head? :P

 

Well women think we think with both, so why not?

 

Still being told after about 5 months by a girl that she hasn't even seen anyone else and wants you back, twice by two different girls, is quite fun. Especially what I got out of both times, but that is a story for another forum, The Penthouse on maybe, but not here. ;)

 

'FireKnife'

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three things making me happy.

 

1: new workbench at the end of my bed, goodbye sleep hello endless tinkering...

2: all booked up for a trip to the mall next weekend

3: have finalised my new pc build, so just got to buy the parts and put it all together

 

 

;p

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You'll be more interested when its 6969 I'm guessing...

:P

 

Teehee :P

 

Bad news. We all "used to be good".

 

I still got it, so I am good ;)

 

Older women blow a blokes mind

 

1. Are you sure you meant to put mind there?

 

2. Does this mean you are doing a Wayne Rooney then? :P

 

I could, but I don't fancy a timeout on the Arnie's naughty step. ;)

 

Yeah it isn't all it is cracked up to be, but then this is why we have Redtube etc, for all those amateur home movies :P.

 

As for mine, well now I am back in what pistol to buy mode, it will undoubtedly be sold on as soon as I get it but then I would like to try something new. I am one of those guys that enjoys the thrill of the chase, though that might explain why my relationships don't last long, once I have got passed the 'done everything with this girl' stage I get very, very bored :D

 

'FireKnife'

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Anyone who's sen Avenue Q will know exactly what the Internet was made for

 

Anyway, what's made me smile is that I dropped off a CV last night and less than 12 hours later I get a call back for an interview on Friday

 

They think it is porn, but actually a staggering 90% of internet usage is social media and interaction, from emails to forums and social posting sites :P

 

Was it for a good job though, I have dropped in CVs and been phoned back literally 10mins later by a manager, but that was for a terrible job. :P

 

'FireKnife'

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They think it is porn, but actually a staggering 90% of internet usage is social media and interaction, from emails to forums and social posting sites :P

But why let a little thing like facts get in the way of a joke?

 

The job is only more security work so nothing brilliant but it's a change from where I am at the moment and a lot nearer to home which will be an extra bonus if it all works out

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