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Daryl- falls off a cliff, digs an arrow out of his side, kills 3 zombies, eats a squirrel and goes home, whereupon he's shot in the head and can STILL shout at the woman who did it.

 

I'm a massive Norman Reedus fan since Boondock Saints, and imo he's by far the best character in the new show. Very multi-layered and utterly badass.

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Last night I decided to dig out my last nintendo wii and play some Monster Hunter Tri. I was still doing offline, since my original, hundreds of hours file is on the older wii that acts up.

 

Funny how i have more fun in that than most recent games.

 

I just wish that they would have released mhp3rd in English, or put online in the upcoming 3ds game. My 3ds has been sitting on a shelf gathering dust, and buying a wiiu seems redundant.

 

I probably shouldn't mention that I have a vita still in its box.

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I'm in Aberdeen,

 

Finding a decent looking girl is like finding an airsoft site up here,

 

Even with my level of 'not that picky' it is still pretty hard.

 

Though the missus is from Geordieland, where it seems to be a lot easier to find women.

 

:P

 

'FireKnife'

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He is still around, but he likes being on this forum and has had enough of the pathetic weasels that report him to the mods like a five year old does to a teacher and don't have the guts to say it in person so he is trying his best to stay here, even if it means a cut down on the usual.

 

Also my level of decent and other peoples, well they differ a lot and to be honest most girls are not decent after meeting me. :P

 

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He is still around, but he likes being on this forum and has had enough of the pathetic weasels that report him to the mods like a five year old does to a teacher and don't have the guts to say it in person so he is trying his best to stay here, even if it means a cut down on the usual.

 

 

I've never done that my friend, I've always been 100% open and honest about thinking you're the wrong side of rapey :P

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I've never done that my friend, I've always been 100% open and honest about thinking you're the wrong side of rapey :P

 

There is a right side of rapey? :P

 

Thanks, but like that other forum full of special needs students I keep getting hounded with 'Dislikes' and reports to mods. Ah it is so worrying that these types of people are allowed on the net.

 

he's going soft in his old age :P

 

Still rock hard, at least that is what your (insert related female family member between 16 and 40) said ;)

 

Some women can have that effect on a man !!

If she's that grim I wouldn't waste the Viagra !!!

 

This is true, but then you have paper bags and clothes pegs for those moments, sometimes the needs of the body outweigh the needs of the mind (damn you Spock).

 

'FireKnife'

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Bin bag over the head moment !! With a spare over yours in case hers comes off .. !!!

As they say . You don't look at the mantle peice when you are stoking the fire ;; !!

There has to be a limit though unless she's 98 with a few million in the bank and looking for a husband . Could deal with a few cobwebs if I got a retirement package at the end of it !!!

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Isn't that autoerotic asphyxiation? And illegal? :P

 

Unless it is a paper one with a few holes, that is fine apparently. ;)

 

I have a limit, it just changes depending on situation etc, like how long it has been (which is never long, but you never know).

 

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Nah, it is just as up here why bother. Just give em a good seeing to, they get a kid so more benefits for them, you can claim it is yours as they all know when the social services visit so pass the kids around for more benefits then go find more women to screw over.

 

Amazing system, you have to admire it <_<

 

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