shmook Posted December 9, 2012 Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 You have foreign children brought to your breakfast table, just to taunt and shock them with greedy eating habits? It sounds like some sort of Victorian tale, and is win! Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted December 9, 2012 Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 She was the fresh faced trainee in the hotel restaurant. I say girl, she was about 18. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted December 9, 2012 Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 Still, I like it! Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 So, after a weekend of being totally off the radar (great idea, send a truckload of deliveries from Western Germany to Poland on a Friday night), my coat finally arrived. Hell, my flatmate isn't going to get much sleep these days. That and my super secret secret photoshoot will actually happen on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 A report of the Insurance Ombudsman has been released today. It clearly states that the clause used by the company sitting on my 2k quid to fleece the clients who want to bail out can be considered abusive, and that means my 2k is going back to me for a 4 quid fee, no questions asked, or else I'm suing the *fruitcage*ers. With that sort of opinion behind me, lawsuit would just delay the inevitable. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted December 14, 2012 Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Well, after finishing off the semester yesterday, I will soon be off to my cousins for the rest of the weekend. I know he got the latest Assassin's Creed to go through, but the majority of our time will be spent playing a full playthrough of BL2 together, just like we did with the first game. I lent my copy of BL2 for him to play a few weeks ago, and I can't wait to play again. The only character I didn't play as out of the original four was Zero, but will have to see what I choose to play as. All I know is, there's going to be a lot of dead psychos this weekend. Also, no access to my laptop, which for once I am okay with. Link to post Share on other sites
Jon L Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Going through the photos and videos from last night works party, some funny stuff on there ;p Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Where do I start? Some random chick at yesterday's photoshoot wanted to sell me a pair of shiny new leather jackboots, just my size, for a tuppence. Literally tuppence (2p, which in local kopecks is a dime). I gave her 20p for them. The shoot turned out a little crazier than I anticipated. Even if our barnyard engineering failed and we had to fix it at the last minute. Also, tits. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Also, tits Where? Pics? For me, knowing that it is only three days at work then off for the holidays. That and then not being back until the 3rd of January. Oh and being out in a place that means I can test and run with my guns, getting back into my target practice. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Where? Pics? For me, knowing that it is only three days at work then off for the holidays. That and then not being back until the 3rd of January. Well, the pics have to be processed, authorized for publication by the other model (I already said I'm authorizing everything that looks decent) and sent to me. And the photographer will be busy today and tomorrow. Also, once this week ends, I'm off until January 6th. I'm wondering how am I going to stand six days of *suitcasey* internet over at my parents'. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Hang on, if you have boob pictures PM me them or a link. Had enough of badly done readers wives stuff that the internet seems to be populated with when it comes to real women. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Where? Pics? Ok as it's nearly Christmas Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 This reminds me of a little scam that people pulled when you have peadophiles asking for CP (child porn) on forums, just send them pictures of Captain Picard, over and over again . Came up in some news site or humour site like Cracked I think 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Hang on, if you have boob pictures PM me them or a link. It's more of a "when" than an "if". Patience. Although I have to say that in a couple of photos I was a leather bra. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 It's more of a "when" than an "if". Patience. Although I have to say that in a couple of photos I was a leather bra. While I have done some strange things in my life, looking at you in a leather bra is not one I am really wanting to do. However the ladies, that is a different matter, lets see if they can match what the missus sports at the moment (the present one has the best pair so far, but nothing else going for her sadly). 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 While I have done some strange things in my life, looking at you in a leather bra is not one I am really wanting to do. I was not WEARING a leather bra, I'm saying I WAS a leather bra. Of sorts. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 I was not WEARING a leather bra, I'm saying I WAS a leather bra. Of sorts. Still you are in the way of the boobs. Rule #3 of FireKnife's law, the only one with something to swing in an erotic situation should be you. Damn this means I am going to have to work out what the other rules are . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Still you are in the way of the boobs. Having boobs to grope is always dope.Even if you look like a dominant (dominating... domineering... what is that word?! Help an Absurdistani in need!) male at a BDSM club (that being black suit, black domino mask and leather gloves explaining the "bra" bit). Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Wait you were the dominating one? Hang on need to go change my list, back in a sec. Right done. Either way, want boob pics, why can't women round here be like that? Again another thing for why I want to move, more choice of women. It isn't good for a guy like me up here. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
mimesis Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Ok as it's nearly Christmas [snip] [snip] This reminds me of an old joke. Five Navy WRENs are walking up a gangplank when it wobbles badly and they all fall off. How many birds are in the water? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 This reminds me of an old joke. Five Navy WRENs are walking up a gangplank when it wobbles badly and they all fall off. How many birds are in the water? Well as this was probably before the days of 'Don't Ask Don't Tell', one or two of those may have had something swinging as they fell . (Disclaimer: this joke is not intended to be offensive to homosexuals or transvestites, more the conduct of the Navy when it comes to some things). 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Either way, want boob pics, why can't women round here be like that? Again another thing for why I want to move, more choice of women. It isn't good for a guy like me up here. I will use all my skills at persuasion, well, maybe aside from power tools, to post those. Regardless of whoever's fapfolder they'll end up in. This reminds me of an old joke. Five Navy WRENs are walking up a gangplank when it wobbles badly and they all fall off. How many birds are in the water? Birds? Dude, there was probably a lot of birds up in them, but they flew away a long time ago. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 I will use all my skills at persuasion, well, maybe aside from power tools, to post those. Regardless of whoever's fapfolder they'll end up in. Good, I have a small folder though. Why bother to download movies when you can stream the good bits and skip the intros (unless it is the intros on a certain site called H&M, that is all I will say ). 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 Things that have made me smile today are: 1: The increasing chances of seeing tits in this thread 2: I think I've found a pic of Fireknife online Link to post Share on other sites
mimesis Posted December 17, 2012 Report Share Posted December 17, 2012 The water was very cold, so there were ten... Link to post Share on other sites
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