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I mean, *branstonpickleres*

 

Edit:- I certain swear word that means the parents weren't married during copulation of their son (but changing to reflect many people in that situation), with exclamation marks, got past the swear filter.

 

Also, I have Jaffa Cakes. Let the knife edge living commence (I might even have SIX. Naughty female dog).

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Got a week off next week, going home to see the folks and little brother in the new house, no internet connection yet which is kind of lame. However will be great to see them  and I've just downloaded a guide to disassembling a Marui P226 to transplant the railed one I have into the new frame. Need to find a disassembly of the trigger box but reckon that shouldn't be too hard.

 

Also flirting (well I'm definitely flirting) with a lass, which is a welcome relief.

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Beware the friend zone.

 

Pfft.

 

You have no idea. I fell head over heels for a lass, who quickly became my best friend. Moved to the same  town as her at her suggestion as I needed somewhere to live. We were stupidly close, could contact each other any hour and  talk about anything. Then she transferred workplaces, barely saw her anymore despite living a mile away but we still talked a lot. Helped her with an unhealthy relationship.

 

Then one day I was cut out of her life. Blocked on fb, she wouldn't take my calls. Spent the next year backing off but hoping things could be fixed. Alas no, I can't contact her ever again. What I'd do to have  my best friend back. I was rock bottom. So the fact I even like this lady is somewhat of a positive.

 

Year ago today thinking about it, bugger.

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So, this person just blocked you for no reason? I'd say you are better off and yes it's easy to say it after the fact, but I've had similar experience (lies spread about me, people believe it before asking me, so good riddence. Some still try to talk to me now and I say (politely) leave me alone).

 

It is easy to say try not to tarr everyone with he same brush (very easy to say) but acting it out is hard and will be worth it. People can be users and we don't see it till after we've been used. I'd say dropping all contact after being close friends would make you feel used, which is a terrible thing to do to a person. Again, it's easy to say but the reward of not giving up (but maybe being a bit skeptical due to past experiences) can be very worth it.

 

Personally, the friend zone I've never had a problem with. It's the boyfriends that have the problem which is something I've never understood. It's like saying 'if I was in that situation, I'd well want to shag the girl/boy", well not everyone is like that. I've know mates he warn off blokes from being friends with their girlfriend (they're not my mate anymore). Mis-trust is deep rooted with some people and is normally an indicator of their ways (that they would cheat if the tables were turned).

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Got a week off next week, going home to see the folks and little brother in the new house, no internet connection yet which is kind of lame. However will be great to see them  and I've just downloaded a guide to disassembling a Marui P226 to transplant the railed one I have into the new frame. Need to find a disassembly of the trigger box but reckon that shouldn't be too hard.

 

Also flirting (well I'm definitely flirting) with a lass, which is a welcome relief.

 

 

I did one of those but the photo hosting company folded.

 

http://arniesairsoft.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/102841-p226-lower-frame-and-mag-strip/

 

I will attempt to resolve the issue tomorrow.

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Yeah. The only thing I can really think of is I was possibly there for her too much? I dunno. Both her and her boyfriend came to me when their relationship was falling apart despite both them knowing how I cared for her. I could understand it if that was the reason I was cut out, if she thought I was manipulating things but she didn't. But I did try too hard to restore the friendship, went to try and speak to her a couple of times. But rumours definitely spread, apparently I've been seen hanging round in the park near where she lives. Lord knows what she's told her mates about me. Almost scared to go  out in this town because they know who I am.

 

Can't wait to get out of this town.

 

But definitely nice I've at least found a friend I can be my stupid self with again.

 

That'd be awesome if you can Stunt, got everything barring that and unfortunately its something I definitely need to do as the trigger spring is damaged and needs replacing.

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Always get them in both of the tesco stores here. You're obviously living in the wrong place.

 

Clearly I do not.

 

I've heard tell that those giant jaffa cakes are not simply a jaffa cake upscaled 400%. Apparently it's just a sponge with a mediocre orange topping, not the orange gel of amazing Jaffa-icity that we all know and love.

 

Don't ruin it for me :(

 

Beware the friend zone.

 

#Gets on the aviators# "Highway to the Friend Zone" :P

 

But agreed, having female friends is sometimes far better than having them as a girlfriend. With a friend there is no boligation to certain things and you can enjoy the things you share, with a GF that all changes and you find you might not work well together. I also agree with Habakure, why do so many people get wound up about a girl or guy having opposite sex friends when they are with them? If something funny was going on then fair enough but to immediately dismiss the idea gets on my nerves.

 

Finally sounds like you are better off not with this previous girl Tw1tch. Some people are just like that and it is a sure sign that they need to be left to thier own devices. Plus as much as people can say "oh but she was the one for me" etc you really don't know what is round the corner and what better things might lie ahead. Trust me, I have been there far too many times (mostly due to moving, leaving someone and then finding someone new).

 

'FireKnife'

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That's different. A *fruitcage* buddy can't be a close friend though, that just means you have an open relationship. *fruitcage* buddies are great until one starts going out with someone steady, and the other buddy gets all off about it. Had that happen (that's when wild stories start getting thrown about).

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The worst is when you outright tell a girl you really aren't interested in a relationship, they go along with it saying they aren't either, then get cheesed off when you don't act like it's a relationship.

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Had that happen before.

 

This is going to sound rather wrong to some people I know but in that situation with a *fruitcage* buddy you need to treat it like a prostitute or escort service you don't pay.

 

You say hello, decide when to do it, do it and then leave it at that. When you drag the slightest bit of relationship or even overly friendly material into it you risk a lot of issue as Scorch mentions with people moaning as they suddenly want something else. Yes it is not a nice system but hey sexual release sometimes just has to be clear cut.

 

Saying that it is a system that leaves to a lot of jealousy and issues, say even down to the point that people get jealous just because one person has one more *fruitcage* buddy then the other. It is a bit like people that moan after finding that the person they have dated once is still looking for other people as nothing is set in stone.

 

So in short, not just relationships, but everything that way related is a sod to deal with in some cases.

 

'FireKnife'

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Not at all, one of my best ever *fruitcage* buddies was a lovely girl from the highlands who was living in Glasgow when I worked as a bouncer.

 

We were good friends but if she went out clubbing and didn't like the guys who were chatting her up (lots, she was tidy) she'd page me (it was the 90s man) at chuck out time and I'd go round to hers after work and sort her out.

 

Everyone was happy with that arrangement except her flat mates who didn't like being woken up at 0400hrs (she was somewhat vocal).

 

We stayed friends when she got a boyfriend and when she dumped him I was back on the scene.

She owned her flat and her flatmates all rented rooms from her, I even lived with her for a while as a paying tenant and kept the same arrangement going (only without the paging, she'd just ask me when I got home from work).

 

She introduced me to girls for the purposes of dating and I hooked her up with my friends.

 

I was still living in one of her rooms when I met what would become my fiancée and when we became exclusive she was fine with us stopping.

 

It was one of 2 "golden ages of *fruitcage*" that I have lived through, although now I am married and measured as a whole I am more happy and content with my life those days were unmatched in terms of filth.

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Ah filth, the be all and end all of a sexually charged person with hormones a raging. Much more mellow now myself, though I did mellow out around 25-26 as I got bored (no details needed, I got bored and wanted other things). I think some people are more relaxed from an early age (with regards to sexual encounters) and others who go off the rails for a bit. Then you have the rare type who just can't stop (sex pests are different, they're deviants).

 

Punisher graphic novels turned up today. Yyyyeeessssss.

 

Honestly, if someone said I could either shag loads of women or watch snooker, I'd watch snooker. Didn't use to like snooker (hated it with a passion upto the age of 25-26. But then something changed).

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That'd be awesome if you can Stunt, got everything barring that and unfortunately its something I definitely need to do as the trigger spring is damaged and needs replacing.

 

Did it:

 

http://arniesairsoft.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/213328-p226-takedown/?p=2685803

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See for me sex is sadly my vice.

 

Everyone has something and no matter what I try it has become my vice.

 

Saying that I would much rather have it than smoking, gambling and drinking and I am sure one day I will either grow out of it or it will just not stop but for now I just deal with it.

 

Though I don't think some 'sex addiction class' would help. Seriously, putting sexually addicted people in a room together just sounds like an excuse for an orgy to me.

 

'FireKnife'

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Been there done that and eventually you get bored of it !!

Got to the stage of ridiculous and my life was hell .

I lived , breathed and was surrounded by endless partners .

And I wLked away and gave it all up .

Its the thrill of the next conquest / twisted partner/s .

All you end up doing is damaging yourself and eventually you end up in a lonely place !!

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Never had much of a sex drive, I'm a fighter not a lover.

 

Company has agreed to our demands and switched us onto contract rates, BOOM! That triples my pay immediately. Though I'm still not sure how long I'll be stuck in Saudi Arabia, so that's a festival and a weekender I may miss. Job was only supposed to last two weeks, I've been sat here for three and it hasn't even started!

 

Darkchild

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Don't get me wrong, I like the sex as much as anyone else,mi can just "switch off" the urge when necessary. Unlike the urge to fight.

 

Well that was a random and quick turn around :P.

 

But for me I am the total opposite, it is great having a girlfriend and sex on tap but I always keep getting bored with some and then when I find someone I like other issues occur and it all ends.

 

Oh well, I am settled now and might have found something :P.

 

'FireKnife'

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Yeah I worded myself incorrectly. I wouldn't be successfully married for ten years if I didn't have a sex drive. I just mean it isn't in anyway important to me. Back in my youth, the *fruitcage* buddies were just something to do to stave off boredom, back in my earlier army life before I rediscovered books and art etc.

 

Darkchild

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So an old uni friend of mine is starting work in Cambridge in September and looking for a place. He offered to buddy up with me, with me putting £400 towards rent and bills to start with (I don't make much money and he'll be making more) and him covering the rest, until I can work myself into better finances.

 

Let's see: much closer to my work (walking distance instead of 17 miles of public hell), can get better and more hours at work, can get promoted quicker at work, get away from these stoner scumbags who don't clean, live with a good friend again, have a washing machine, a kitchen I can cook in and somewhere I won't be embarrassed to bring friends back to.

 

We're very similar interests wise and enjoy discussing the same topics so it'll be interesting.

 

Thanks Stunt you legend, I've had this broken 226 for about a year and a half, time to fix it (well when I'm down south) and give it a good run out.

 

Aye, previous lass was bad news I feel, which is a shame. Pretty sure this new lady is sound, just trying to work out if she's interested in more than a friendship or not (ah the human courting ritual).

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Yeah I worded myself incorrectly. I wouldn't be successfully married for ten years if I didn't have a sex drive. I just mean it isn't in anyway important to me. Back in my youth, the *fruitcage* buddies were just something to do to stave off boredom, back in my earlier army life before I rediscovered books and art etc.

 

Darkchild

 

So... not much sex, but art and books and warfare?

 

 

Are you Sun Tzu? :D

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