FireKnife Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Is this another summer blockbuster movie that has passed me by? Wake me up when Oscar grabbing season is on..... Also I have a date tomorrow with a genuine and interesting woman, not the usual ones that always seem to be strongly lacking in something (brains usually but they did go out with / screw me so clearly something isn't right with them ). 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 I love the way you say a genuine woman !! Sounds like you have spent time in Thailand at some point !!! Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 No apostrophe. Is it good though? I really want to see it... Should probably go in the Bad Thread not the Good Thread - sadly cinema was full. At those prices? Settled for the hilariously *suitcase* Cherry Falls. Serial killer targetting high school virgins with terrible acting and way too much fake blood? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 I love the way you say a genuine woman !! Sounds like you have spent time in Thailand at some point !!! "......he thought, I've paid me £20, so he flipped 'her' over right and fu-fu-fu........and it landed on all fours and they just drive off" (ten virtual cookies to anyone that knows where that comes from). But no, I mean genuine as in not some gormless, dull-eyed woman that talks in txt spk and others. Sure they are good to have 'fun' with but after a while I do want a challenge and someone decent. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 "......he thought, I've paid me £20, so he flipped 'her' over right and fu-fu-fu........and it landed on all fours and they just drive off" (ten virtual cookies to anyone that knows where that comes from). 'FireKnife' that's not how the story really ends is it?? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Flagpole arrived this morning. Good shout on the 5 metre, the 6 would have been ridiculous. Now I'm off into town to buy fabric. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 What flag will you have? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Designing my own Jolly Roger. I'll post it up when I'm done. I got all the fabric today. My local haberdashery were most helpful. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Look at your avatar. Now look at mine. Look at your member title. Now look at mine. (It's just to the left, there. <- that way. Look. LOOKIT.) Sadly, you're not a Global Moderator, but if you stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to the blood of the innocent, you could smell like you're me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Authority and not proletariat users. I’m on a horse. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 That amuses me, I love those adverts. And I actually wear old spice. I have long since given up wearing lynx and smelling like teenage boy. Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 So now you smell like a pensioner. Instead !!!! Lol Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Like you then? Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 I wear Armani , boss or Calvin , so I think not. !! Brut , old spice , are old mans aftershaves . My dad is 89 and even he won't use them Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Classics, the lot of them. Besides, I wear the deodorant not the aftershave. It's more subtle. I rarely shave. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Now now children, my (newly acquired) ban finger is itching and I wouldn't want to be the first person to invoke the Wrath of Tinkerton® - Coming soon, to a forum near you! Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 I have to shave, sadly. The Man makes me. It's better when you use proper gear - old safety razor, proper shaving soap and brush. Take your time. Also, i'm not sure i've ever worn aftershave. Is that different to toilet water? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 I'm playing the long game. When I start looking old and haggard, I remove the beard and all of a sudden I have a younger look and skin untouched by sun and wind. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Now now children, my (newly acquired) ban finger is itching and I wouldn't want to be the first person to invoke the Wrath of Tinkerton® - Coming soon, to a forum near you! G... Global moderator? TO THE TREES! RUN! Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Good for paint stripping . Disinfecting work surfaces . Would not be surprised if you could run an engine on it !!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 G... Global moderator? TO THE TREES! RUN! Bwahahaha. Mine is an evil laugh. Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 G... Global moderator? Sounds like part of an Austin powers film plot!! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Hey at least it isn't ME that has been promoted. Then you would all be rightly *fruitcage*-ed Also date went very well. Given that I was talking to a girl that is rather similar to me and kinda awesome it is not that hard to have a good time. Now to work out how long to leave it before sending her a text to see where we are going to meet next time. Stupid bloody social conventions. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Don't think, feel . . . . . . . Oh no. That feeling of 'am I going to be sick?' has kicked in. Why does that make me smile? Because I've felt unwell since 8pm and it looks like I might get some relief. Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted August 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Now now children, my (newly acquired) ban finger is itching and I wouldn't want to be the first person to invoke the Wrath of Tinkerton® - Coming soon, to a forum near you! Look out, he's drunk with power! I have to shave, sadly. The Man makes me. It's better when you use proper gear - old safety razor, proper shaving soap and brush. Take your time. Also, i'm not sure i've ever worn aftershave. Is that different to toilet water? Yup. Chinese badger brush, Wilkinson Sword soap and a three-piece. I shaved for the first time in years today. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted August 3, 2014 Report Share Posted August 3, 2014 Slow night at the workplace, and whilst going through the channels, I come across SyFy... Watched the ending bits of Sharknado and the entirety of Sharknado 2. I am convinced that I have lost brain cells, many of them. If there is not a patch out there somewhere that says "Sharknado Task Force" with a shark being cut in half by a chainsaw, then the internet has failed. Link to post Share on other sites
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