Habakure Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 The firmest breasts I've ever felt were of two kind: fake and pregnant. Most women's breasts are soft and tbh I don't like firm breast tissue (which is kind of impossible to have firm tissue, it's the muscle that helps with the gravity defying firmness and shape. Or implants). Find it a bit odd. Oh no, it's definitely Anderson saying my (first) name. Did people think I found it sexy? Couldn't masturbate over it or anything. That would be weird. I'm 'kiss-ing' it tonight for tea. Tuna, mayo and a baked potato. Yes, that has made me smile. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 I don't think it helped him getting the *albartroth* with those taking the ######. It really just added fuel to the fire Pics or it didn't happen That is very true . And I would say no but seeing as 'make an amateur porno' is both on our lists you might get lucky . Oh no, it's definitely Anderson saying my (first) name. Did people think I found it sexy? Couldn't masturbate over it or anything. That would be weird. This is the internet, you can find people that masterbate to sheets of warm paper on here. By that proxy what you have mentioned is not weird. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Black amputee toilet hardware handjob porn. Exists. Seen it. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Should I resist the urge to Google that? Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 The funniest I have seen was a guy who turned up in a skin tight bright orange latex suit Whitch covered him head to toe . With a clear piece covering his face . We let him in after lots of odd looks from even hardened swingers. / fetishists . As soon as he was in the venue he approached the manager and asked if he could use a power point. . Next thing we saw was him inflating his outfit into a giant . Space hopper outfit with an extra bit that his penis was sticking out of. He seemed to be enjoying himself that night , but everyone gave him a wide berth all evening , He left 3/4 of the way through the night after developing a puncture !! Nowt as weird as some folk as they say !! Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Should I resist the urge to Google that? Do it. You know you want to. Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Not as eye watering as the coarse sandpaper fetish that we have seen in action !! Yes a guy being masturbated with a coarse peice of sandpaper being wrapped around his penis . Ouch. !! Link to post Share on other sites
Thechom Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Well, my smile isn't as mature as above. I've just had a lovely day looking after my daughter. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Do it. You know you want to. Done, kind meh really. Not my thing. Still all this talk reminds me of that fetish bar somewhere in Eastern Europe that allows people to pay (most of which are women) to sit in a specially designed urinal / trough thing and well you can guess the rest. It really does take all kinds of people (plus that is one of my 'erm, hell no' things) . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Two girls one cup moment !! Lol Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Went to a fetish club once, my ex was performing there. Never seen so many half naked women in one place. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 The one thing that did make me laugh was when I had to explain to a friend that not all fetishes involve full nudity or sexual contact. Some people have a fetish that they like to be tied up, however some like to do while still clothed in some way and not sexually, more power and domination. It does make me laugh when it is said to just be 'weird sex'. Sure my personally preference is sexual but I can see how people prefer other things that don't demand nudity or even something that you would think of as 'sexually' in a typical definition. Anyway, now back to looking up the right length of paracord to fit round two wrists and a bed post without leaving it too long so it gets in the way. People at work must really be wondering what I am doing with my hands right now....... 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 And of course the origin of fetish which simply meant something of great importance to a person. People get confused when you use fetish in that way these days hah. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 not all fetishes involve full nudity or sexual contact. Very true. I got a lot more enquiring looks than the muscular latex-clad guy on the next table, due to the fact I wasn't dressed overtly "fetishy" Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Paracord is a massive no no for recreational ropework, FK. It's far too thin and hard and will cut off circulation or cause burns and lacerations. My recommendation would be cotton, preferably 1/2 inch or thicker. Hemp can be fun for some but others are allergic and you'll never ever get rid of all the fibres. For most basic functional ties you'd want lengths of about 10 to 15 feet depending on the size of the person being tied up. I generally made sure I had 4x 15ft and 2x 30ft lines, that covered almost all of the functional and basic ornamental ties and harnesses. If you're doing suspension work, cotton or Hemp only. Synthetic stuff will slip if you load it and thats how people get killed. If you want a good, cheap source, the white cotton line they sell in hardware shops for clotheslines is acceptable. You can dye it using dylon and a washing machine. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 ... TIL Arnies is full of pervs. Well, more full of pervs. We all knew about Fireknife and Rob_15 already. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 As soon as he was in the venue he approached the manager and asked if he could use a power point. . I read that as Powerpoint and was thinking wtf was he looking to do a presentation for ha ha. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 I always find the dressing gowns belt, works well for a bit of tied up and ready for sex sex. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 ... "blinks eyes and does a double take" less than half an hour ago I was going to post that I saw a baby turtle for the first time in 5 years today as I was mowing and stopped to help get it to a nearby pound, but obviously that doesn't belong in this thread right now... Link to post Share on other sites
Stuey Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 COMBO BREAKER Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 I am sure there is a fetish involving a turtle some where , I just think it was a different type of turtle they were talking about or had in mind !!!! Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Keep your "turtle head" covered here... Another thing to remember with ropes is to be careful on what kind of knots one uses on what sort of rope. Synthetics not only slip, but sometimes wrong kind of knot takes a knife to open after it's gotten any tension on it. Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 FK, seriously, I thought you were experienced. Much dissapoint Silk skarfs, doubles as a blindfold. Strong and smooth at the same time. Also lovely to tease one's (sensitive) skin. Anyway, happy moment: Work for the family is done, so finially have the time to go to a barber. Also, it's getting colder, much more pleasant for me as I hate summer here. Hot and no where to go. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 http://www.patrolbase.co.uk/airsoft-bbs/bb-*bramston pickle*-nites-36g.htm#.U_Jb_KNWgr2 I had to double check it wasn't April 1st... Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Is that unobtanium? Apparently my barrel arrived in the mail today. Did not expect it to be short enough packaging wise to fit the mailbox. Time to finish my monstrosity, all to the tune of DDR/NVA music. Link to post Share on other sites
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