scorch Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 "I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU ALL *fruitcage* DIE!" Ace film. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Which was re-quoted by a female corps PTI who on a 'fun' PT session with attached infantry shouted at a group of Sgt and CSgts leopard crawling that they'd get their "fackin' ed' down if it was real rounds"One stood up, and asked very nicely for a man of his stature, "Have you been in a contact?"She was very quiet after that. Link to post Share on other sites
Pdubyuh Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/01/21/sneak-chocolate-american-cinema/ This made me laugh not bashing our US cousins but I did lol Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 This made me laugh: https://twitter.com/hashtag/asknigelfarage Too bad they guy has people voting for his party though. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Yeah tell me about it, sewing clothes is annoying enough, but nylon is a *bramston pickle* to get through, especially with molle on top. I snapped 5 needles doing 2 rows of molle. Darkchild Triangle blade needles (like those bayonets on the Type-56's) like these ones: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hemline-Hand-Sewing-Needles-Leather/dp/B0039NHPFS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1421868483&sr=8-2&keywords=leather+needle Link to post Share on other sites
Danke Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Bag o' *rickrolls*. http://www.skdtac.com/skd-bag-of-*rickrolls*-p/skd.808.htm Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Triangle blade needles (like those bayonets on the Type-56's) like these ones: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hemline-Hand-Sewing-Needles-Leather/dp/B0039NHPFS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1421868483&sr=8-2&keywords=leather+needle I'll have to get some of those for my next bright idea. Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Coconut flour cookies mhhhhmmm Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Bag o' *rickrolls*. http://www.skdtac.com/skd-bag-of-*rickrolls*-p/skd.808.htm SKD would do that. Only SKD. Lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 An ex is going out with a new guy, and he is so ridiculously gipping, that every time a picture of them together turns up on my feed, it makes me smile. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 What the hell is gipping? Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Ha. I had to urban dictionary that too. when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Maybe he meant gopping? EDIT: hitmanNo2 snuck in there.. interesting never heard of that before! Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Gopping and gipping are the exact same thing if you're a squaddie. Read also: minging, and rats eg "That bird over there is rats!" Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 My store have finally got the heating working.. it's nice to be warm. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Gopping and gipping are the exact same thing if you're a squaddie. Read also: minging, and rats eg "That bird over there is rats!" Darkchild Yeah, though gopping can also mean soaked. We used gipping as kids, probably a regional thing, because to gip is to retch, so 'that is giping' meant that is sickening. And this guy truly is turbo gip. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 We use Gipping too, meaning 'to retch' Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 the military absorbs all regional slang, so highly likely. Most terms like that are interchangeable. Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 The forces creates this bizarre sort of generic accent that is somehow northern ish but can pass for London if you went through their schools. Well other than the extreme scouse or extreme Scots accent that appears. Also if the docks can be launched at 482 fps what kind of chrono would I need to ensure I am launching my bag of docks at mrk1 mod 0 approved velocity? As for the really good news, the boy has finally got a wheelchair services appointment. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 I find that my old school mates that went into the army are now like country inbreds. They speak a language unintelligible to anyone else, and wouldn't think twice about sharing a girl for the night. Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 standard. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Doctor has prescribed some codeine for my dodgy ankle to see me through until my holiday when I stressed statutory sick pay will not even cover my rent (something is wrong with the system most definitely. How the *fruitcage* can someone on the dole, long term with no intention of getting back to work, afford holidays and massive TVs when I'm incapable of taking a week off for an injury?) and therefore cannot take the time off he suggested. Problem is I can't use codeine whilst working as it impairs my judgement, which is ironically when I need the pain relief the most. Checked my outstanding balance for the debt I actually owed, was £11 after my automated payment of £20 this morning. Just called them up and paid the outstanding balance (which has cleared now three weeks earlier than when I last spoke to them). Now its time to clear this other debt (however I'm also going to revisit the financial ombudsman to see if I can resolve it another way), not sure how long left I have on that plan and don't really want to call them. Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Scorch could it jut be your mates are inbred? Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted January 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 Gopping and gipping are the exact same thing if you're a squaddie. Read also: minging, and rats eg "That bird over there is rats!" Darkchild Yeah, she's a Hippo-croco-doggo-pigasuarus Rex, I'm going to buy her a drink.. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Bacon, cheese and toast. No sauce, I'm going wild style today. Minging for me has always been when someone looks like they smell of vinegar. But not to be confused with vinegar tits (see 'prisoner cell block h') Link to post Share on other sites
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