PureSilver Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 cums like a Kalashnikov This is a confusing analogy. Do you mean it's so easy to make her come even a child soldier could do it? Or that when she orgasms, it's usually while being roughly manhandled by a Russian conscript? Or do you mean she'll climax even if she's been packed full of sand and mud? Where's FireKnife when you need him? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Probably locked in a fungeon. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 This is a confusing analogy. Do you mean it's so easy to make her come even a child soldier could do it? Or that when she orgasms, it's usually while being roughly manhandled by a Russian conscript? Or do you mean she'll climax even if she's been packed full of sand and mud? Where's FireKnife when you need him? Or is it because 100 million others have done it before darklite? Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Reliable, coming like a kalashnikov, well that's what I read from that. . . Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 I thought arching her back, shuddering... Leaning to the low right if no muzzle device on.. Link to post Share on other sites
Pdubyuh Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Mr. Robot how awesome is that show! Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 This is a confusing analogy. Do you mean it's so easy to make her come even a child soldier could do it? Or that when she orgasms, it's usually while being roughly manhandled by a Russian conscript? Or do you mean she'll climax even if she's been packed full of sand and mud? Where's FireKnife when you need him? More that she has a cyclic rate of 600 shots a minute and can keep up sustained fire for nearly a thousand consecutive shots before her grips catch fire. Link to post Share on other sites
darkchild130 Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 I've broken a couple of AKs, back in my time as a trials NCO. Don't let me near your girlfriend. Darkchild Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Too many double feeds, overpenetration occurrences? I think I get the 2some situation now. One at the time, bro. Safety.. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Functions OK with a ham sandwich inside. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Functions OK with a ham sandwich inside. Yes... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 CarniK Con reference heh. And yes Pdubyuh, Mr. Robot is fantastic. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 She'll take whatever I feed her and keep ticking over, even if it's dirty. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Finally sorting out my lost passport. Sent the cancellation request today, getting photos taken tomorrow or Friday then countersigned by my friend and sending off for it. However that is £70+ down the drain but at least I can travel again when it's sorted. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 £70 for the best Passport in the world. Totally worth it. Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Annoying I lost one with 5/6 years on it though. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Oh yeah. That is a pain indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 https://youtu.be/aA4v1H-tY_M Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 That clip reminds me yet again that if I ever got to go to such a show, I would want to do it in the UK. Anyways, even though I will likely never get to splurge on one LCT teaser of RPD today. Link to post Share on other sites
-Drake- Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 If the schools are all of a comparable quality then pick based on location (ease of access) and quality of night life and venues for your hobbies. It was 20 years ago and I can't remember anything about the classes I sat but I remember the other stuff. Its more hard because theres substantial benefits to all of them. That said I'm going purely for education, the night life is not really high up on my list of interest. Not that I don't enjoy socializing, its just not a deciding factor in the choice =p Don't know Hereford for night life. Preston has a large student community, big night life but is a bit of a *suitcase* hole and can be rough. Some decent airsoft sites fairly locally though (hour or so), but not played for a while so this may be out of date info! Norwich can be good, but not been there for a few years now. Ha ! I grew up in a *suitcase* hole housing estate in Belfast, during the troubles at that. I'd be pretty confident that I could cope ok pretty much anywhere in the UK. That aside, I've being going over a lot of Uclan's reviews and some are a bit ropey =/ On topic, finally bought some beard oil today......its glorious. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Marathon of Terrorist Hunt in R6 Siege with random good folks on mics. Shame it ended too soon due to some weird bug booting me out to the ps menu. Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 yo gunmane 1) do you have a sister 2) she willing to hook a brother (me) up with a greencard. inbox me. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Ha ha. From the way Gunmane portrays his family I'm not sure a Greencard would be worth it. Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 will trade RIF for greencard pls Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Haha, I'm sure I've ranted about her and my brother-in-law at some point the past year. I would not wish her religious nonsense on anyone here, even for a RIF. Found a 2 hour clip of one of Al Murray's 2014 shows, so that is something to whittle time away with. Link to post Share on other sites
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