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Current girlfriend is just about perfect. Super intelligent, is a doctor (so helpful, if the Russians invade and we need to start a guerilla war), absolutely filthy in the bedroom and when she's upset with something I've done, she takes me to one side and says "That thing you did upset me because of these reasons" and we have civilised discussion like *fruitcage* adults, instead of the usual "everything is FINE but I'm storing this away so I can bring it back up in a year or two" thing that most women seem to go for these days.

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Current girlfriend is just about perfect. Super intelligent, is a doctor (so helpful, if the Russians invade and we need to start a guerilla war), absolutely filthy in the bedroom and when she's upset with something I've done, she takes me to one side and says "That thing you did upset me because of these reasons" and we have civilised discussion like *fruitcage* adults, instead of the usual "everything is FINE but I'm storing this away so I can bring it back up in a year or two" thing that most women seem to go for these days.

Marry her! Quick, before she gets away...
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That makes sense.

 

I find an engagement ring makes a good anniversary gift... ;)

 

Also, get engaged on the anniversary of your first date/kiss/whatever "getting together" date you use. Then get married on the anniversary of that.

 

Then you only have to remember *one* anniversary!

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Current girlfriend is just about perfect. Super intelligent, is a doctor (so helpful, if the Russians invade and we need to start a guerilla war), absolutely filthy in the bedroom and when she's upset with something I've done, she takes me to one side and says "That thing you did upset me because of these reasons" and we have civilised discussion like *fruitcage* adults, instead of the usual "everything is FINE but I'm storing this away so I can bring it back up in a year or two" thing that most women seem to go for these days.

 

 

I kept expecting your post to end with something like:

 

But she keeps stabbing me in the hands while I am asleep.

 

Then I realised that this is the happy thread.

 

So I say this:  Stop showing off, nobody cares how happy you are.

*Sobs*

 

Now I'll never know Darklite's love.

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I kept expecting your post to end with something like:

 

But she keeps stabbing me in the hands while I am asleep.

 

Then I realised that this is the happy thread.

 

So I say this:  Stop showing off, nobody cares how happy you are.

*Sobs*

 

Now I'll never know Darklite's love.

 

She's super Glaswegian. Not a negative in my book though. :D

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I kept expecting your post to end with something like:

 

But she keeps stabbing me in the hands while I am asleep.

 

Then I realised that this is the happy thread.

 

So I say this:  Stop showing off, nobody cares how happy you are.

*Sobs*

 

Now I'll never know Darklite's love.

 

HOW COULD YOU?! 

 

I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL, GINGE!

 

in Other news, turns out my CRB / DBS / are you a pedophile or a crook? check thingy is complete and they're printing the certificate.

 

That's actually worryingly efficient.

 

It means I get to book my theory test soon and to be honest I wanted a few weeks to grumble about the government.

 

<Insert revision montage here>

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