amateurstuntman Posted July 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 Why are there no one bedroom bungalows with a triple garage? Surely that is the ideal housing configuration? Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 I have some pretty sweet plans for something like that. It's basically 2 bed bungalow but shifted up a level with a double garage underneath that runs the length of the house, so technically a 6 car garage. Maybe a store room/office on the ground floor too on the other side. So all the living space is raised up. It started off as a simple 2 bed thing slightly raised on support posts by about a 1m but got a bit out of hand. If only land here wasn't a bajillion £ a square meter. Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 I agree with the listings including photos of the garage/floor plan. In fact it was one of the reasons we went to see this house we are in now. The estate agents included photos, floor plan and a photo of the pit itself. I was sold straight away! Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Hitman, down here they call those coach house style. You probably knew that but if you didn't then it might help you find a pre-built one... Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Yeah. I've seen a few coach houses but they're never detached and are always used to form an entrance to a shared carpark for flats and the like. The garage is also always utterly uselessly sized. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 My dream house looks like a large ranch style building, but has an underground garage with a ramp at the side. Depending on how large of a lottery win I'm dreaming of at the time, it sometimes features a shooting range down there too. :p Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 If you get a lottery win, don't waste time with a peasant ramp. Get an aircraft carrier type car lift. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 Get a Tracey Island style lift hidden in a cliff face or under a swimming pool. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 https://www.elitedaily.com/envision/underground-batcave-garage-house/1219861 Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 12 hours ago, hitmanNo2 said: https://www.elitedaily.com/envision/underground-batcave-garage-house/1219861 Ok, thats it. House goals right there. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 *Sigh* To be rich... In other news: Happy Tynwald Day! Celebrate one of the world's oldest governments - the Manx Tynwald - which dates back to 979 in over a thousand years of continuous democracy. "Quocunque Jeceris Stabit - Whithersoever You Throw Me, I Stand" Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 The only problem with that garage is you'd need a second garage to actually do work in and make a mess heh. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 When you're that rich you don't need to do work yourself - and if you want to you can have other people clean up the mess afterwards. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 Like building batsuits? Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 Good point. Anyone know how much an Alfred costs? Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 I did another Tough Mudder today with wifeys family today.. I'm now sat in the garden with a nice cold beer with that nice "spent" feeling. What could be better? Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 On 7/5/2018 at 3:41 PM, hitmanNo2 said: Good point. Anyone know how much an Alfred costs? At least two parents. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 7, 2018 Report Share Posted July 7, 2018 At least two parents.Ouch. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 I went karting today. Nobody told me it would be bloody hard work. Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 10 hours ago, DeltaZero said: I did another Tough Mudder today with wifeys family today.. I'm now sat in the garden with a nice cold beer with that nice "spent" feeling. What could be better? Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk I know that feeling and it is a good one edit: i haven't actually done a tough mudder though haha 1 hour ago, scorch said: I went karting today. Nobody told me it would be bloody hard work. Last time i did that was on a stag do. This one bloke, Ryan, was amazing, he was in the lead all the time. Turned out this was his 4th stag in 2 months and each time he went go karting haha. practice... Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Last karting I did was a stag do. Guys were pitting so they could throw up... Supposed to be doing a tough mudder in september with my wife's bootcamp lot. Still undecided, as they only want me so I can throw them over the obstacles. Some are huge. But I have no idea what the obstacles are like! Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Yeah, this was a stag do. 3 man teams, 3 hour endurance race. It was sweltering. I nearly went down with heat exhaustion. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted July 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 Carting punishes the fat driver. I went (for a stag do) a few years ago. The slowest corner on the track (a hairpin) was turn 2 and was at the bottom of a bloody huge hill. On every lap I got annihilated up the hill by half the pack then passed them all around the flat, sweeping section. Slowly losing places. It broke me. The only time I got to the last lap in the lead some collossal turd of a sub-human from some other bloke's stag do deliberately took me out while I was lapping him. A lap behind and he put me in a tyre wall. I actually got hurt. I was furious. Apparently it was for "bants". Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 The kinda people who do *suitcasey* things for "bants" need a sound flogging. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 8, 2018 Report Share Posted July 8, 2018 *badger*s to that, there would have been a ruck if one of our boys got hit like that. It's not 'bants', it's cuntery. Also, karting does punish heavier drivers. Link to post Share on other sites
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