hitmanNo2 Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 OK, which one of you is this then? https://i.imgur.com/Bq4dxhY.mp4 Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, hitmanNo2 said: OK, which one of you is this then? https://i.imgur.com/Bq4dxhY.mp4 To quote a local comedy: "What the *fruitcage* is he, Robocop?!" Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 I have the 1337 skillz, but alas not the hair... Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 Whoever installed my car's stereo needs flogging. The car only has 2 speakers, and they'd wired them to right rear and right front. I was sat wondering why the music sounded wrong for ages. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 The previous owner probably had a mate that 'can do ICE' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 Said mate is obviously a *fruitcage* chimp Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 Don't insult chimps, they are smarter than a lot of humans... Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 As I said on Discord yesterday, American PUBG players are slow. Basically, if you have ever seen the hell that's happening on EU servers, NA servers are the easy mode. If I can initiate a long-range firefight against an opponent hiding in a building and survive it, or nail two dipweeds crawling into a house through two different windows 30 seconds apart (miraculously not getting into a firefight outside before that), and pings still are acceptable, I can and will go with that. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Leaving my job, and they've put me on garden leave for the last 2 weeks of my notice. Getting paid to sit in the garden with a beer, or tinker with my airsoft kit, or work on the car, or go to the rifle range. Basically getting paid to do anything but work. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Leaving my job, and they've put me on garden leave for the last 2 weeks of my notice. Getting paid to sit in the garden with a beerThat's not what 'gardening leave' means... Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Thats exactly what it means. Go sit in your garden and don't get involved with business things. :p I'm going to a competitor, they want me out of the building while my replacement solidifies his position with the customer base. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Pretty sure that's 'leave in lieu of notice' - gardening leave is time to find a new job. Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Fair enough then.I'll just be on my way... Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 You mean you are not going to take as many customers as possible away to the competitor? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 I had to give 12 weeks notice. They made me work 11 of them. My customers are already briefed and are keen to use an independent. The big national merchants just don't show the love to the little guys. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted July 16, 2018 Report Share Posted July 16, 2018 Do you not have an anti competition clause in your contract? Could they not come after you for poaching customers? Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 BTC MKII for TMNGRS new batch incoming. So picked one up for my 417 after I had to sell my previous one. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 I was promoted to Sergeant at tonight's Company meeting. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Hedganian said: I was promoted to Sergeant at tonight's Company meeting. If you were a cop you would now owe cakes to your team. Thems are the rules. Also, congrats. Promotion is not to be taken lighty and I have genuine smiles for you Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 I got a 'fine' for being 'incorrectly dressed' - that's the usual way. If we'd been on a weekend or annual camp, it'd be a bottle of port for the mess. Not too bad, about a tenner or so. As it was, just had to stick some money in the charity box. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 Petty fines suck. I never had that in my world. Port for a tenner though? Not bad. Our fines were for mistakes. And your birthday. Cops buy team cakes on their own birthday. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 It's kinda a joke thing, not really serious. Just a way to get money in the charity tin. Buying cake on your birthday makes sense - you only have one a year. But yeah, our bar prices are pretty cheap. It's not really run for profit, and the bar staff are volunteers. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 So how would one go about gaining access to this mythical cheap bar...? Congratulations mate. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 19, 2018 Report Share Posted July 19, 2018 28 minutes ago, Tinkerton said: So how would one go about gaining access to this mythical cheap bar...? Congratulations mate. You have to take the queens shilling... Link to post Share on other sites
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