shmook Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 What do they prescribe for an over-active sex drive? Hammer? Ask fireknife Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 FireKnife IS what they prescribe. Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted September 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 What do they prescribe for an over-active sex drive? Hammer? Potassium Bromide before about 1975, medroxyprogesterone acetate since then. Yes, this made me giggle. A clip on YouTube that supposedly shows a man changing a vote, or making a vote:- 'How can you sleep', but my favourite line is:- 'He's meant to be Scottish'. It seems our valiant youtuber has made an assumption. How do we know which way this douche is altering the vote? It's in Edinburgh, which voted resoundingly No, was the idiot trying to counter that or part of the cause of that. We don't know. Also, even the most committed of forgers can't alter 400,000 ballots in an evening so chill. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 I love how the youtuber was eating while he did the voice over. That's balls to the wall commitment right there. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Girlfriend went away for the weekend on Friday. Before she went, she bought me steak that was sitting in the fridge when I got home from work on Friday. Also some Pepsi for my rum. Best wench ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 I found this website by accident: http://khyberarms.wikifoundry.com/ It's 1AM and I'm laughing like an idiot at those abominations. Link to post Share on other sites
sandstorm Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Hmm... (Same event as the hard-to-remember guy earlier...) Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Yes, this made me giggle. A clip on YouTube that supposedly shows a man changing a vote, or making a vote:- Had to listen to these allegations all weekend. However it has also been claimed that is someone actually voting before ballots are even counted, which did occur at some sites and for both sides. It does make me laugh though as I was at a Climate Change march yesterday (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-29302277) and they kept going on about this whole sense of superiority for voting 'Yes'. Truly made me laugh as they had managed to grasp a need for change in the environment but not the stupidity in voting 'Yes' for the reasons they claimed. Ah well, it was still a 'No' so I really don't care . Alo Alex Salmind has left the building, that is easily another thing to be glad about too. As for the UK getting carved up with new laws and all these things to Tories are spouting on about well you know, the General Election is in less than a year and I now hope the Scots bother to vote as they are still part of the UK. But I doubt many will, so yeah. Ask fireknife Imagine I had one of those "Ask So-and-so......" sexually health columns? Now that I would like to see . FireKnife IS what they prescribe. Yes, whenever any female has an over-active sex drive I am sent over with a box of condoms and a lot of lube . Though I will have to stop working for the NHS, they keep wanting to pay me with peanuts and stale hospital food. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Azubi Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Salmond doesnt seem to have quite left the building. He's still gobbing off loads about the No voters being gullible fools, and the No campaign being nothing but lies. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Salmond doesnt seem to have quite left the building. He's still gobbing off loads about the No voters being gullible fools, and the No campaign being nothing but lies. Sounds about right. Just doesn't have the intelligence to realise when he is truly beaten. Also found some quite interesting opinions in this poll: http://uk.isidewith.com/political-quiz It shows which party you are likley to side with on a percentage scale. The extra options and further questions look to help give a more accurate reading than simple Yes/No answers. Don't know why but it makes me happy to see someone take effort in making this. EDIT: Oh why not, here are my results: Didn't know I even had anything in common with the BNP but that may be due to my answers about either abolition of university fees for the non-high income families or not inciting 'free schools'. But the top three looks about right to me so it can't be all wrong . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Went on a little roadtrip today to sort out my bag. Lovely guy answered the door, we all chatted for a bit, got to play with the display models (HNNG I want a TM Breacher) and my buddy scored a bunch of parts he needs for his L119 build. Site looks like good fun to play and most importantly I got my holdall (its actually the wheeled version which retails for about £100 more than I paid for it, can't say they weren't fair). Link to post Share on other sites
Azubi Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Where did you go? Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 I don't know if I should say or not, despite my experience with the guys being a positive one and it being resolved amicably (sometimes *suitcase* just happens) I wouldn't want to risk upsetting their reputation because of a bit of miscommunication and technical issues. I owe the owner a call over the next couple of days anyway to thank him and maybe I'll ask if he'll be comfortable with me naming the store. Safe to say I will be trading with them again and look forward to one of their game days. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Given that you have put such a positive account I would say naming the store would be fine (as you say, *suitcase* happens). Though if it turns out it was SAS we will all be on the floor laughing as next you will be telling us that some sense was made on Z1 or that higher FPS is the lone answer to everything. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Parents brought my 9 year old brother round for a haircut. She said anything but a mohawk. He asked for a jarhead. The kid is a *fruitcage* legend sometimes. Link to post Share on other sites
DrAlexanderTobacco Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Given that you have put such a positive account I would say naming the store would be fine (as you say, *suitcase* happens). Though if it turns out it was SAS we will all be on the floor laughing as next you will be telling us that some sense was made on Z1 or that higher FPS is the lone answer to everything. 'FireKnife' Hmm, he mentioned a site as well - SAS' back garden? Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Haha no. I almost did place an order with them a long time ago then realised they were a pile of . Don't suppose there's a list of traders? Hmm can't see it doing any harm, its the Badgertac lads. Good bunch from what I've seen and their site looks sweet. Bloody small world though. Was talking about the hilarious antics of Loki on zeroin, turns out it was the guy I was chatting to. Knew he was a big fan of Badgertac but didn't realise he now worked for them. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Been to badgertac site. Ratty is a sound bloke. Good site in the summer, a bit pants in the winter though as it's too open in between the bunkers and things when the grass dies down. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Trained with a altitude mask this morning, have aquired the nicname Bane.Happy with that. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 So long as you don't end up sounding like him . As for me, indoor airsoft tonight!!! Finally a chance to put the PPK/S through it's paces as it spends the night in that lovely place between the back of my jeans , the base of my spine and the top of my butt crack. At least it will be in a holster. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 If I had access to youtube at work i'd find the Pirates of the Carribean scene where Ms Knightly produces a rather large pistol from a (presumably) immaculate and rather small orifice.Slightly more dainty than yours I imagine.I did throw a 'it would be rather painful' but didn't get a 'you're a big guy' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 If I had access to youtube at work i'd find the Pirates of the Carribean scene where Ms Knightly produces a rather large pistol from a (presumably) immaculate and rather small orifice. Not if I got my hands on her. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Same, all three holes!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway after that outburst, I am still geared up but it looks like I will also get to test my cold weather gloves as while it is inside it is a touchy nippy today. Plus it gives me a chance to see how easily I can manipulate my firearm in them . Finally work trip to Edinburgh! An excuse to see how it all works on the other end coupled with the fact I don't have to do much for half a day bar going 'ah yes' (like the Churchill dog) means it will fly by. It also means quicker passage of time until October 3rd and the release of SSB for the 3DS. That and found out the UK is getting exclusive Pokemon demo and Shiny Gengar, wooooot. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 I had cod and chips for lunch with home made tartar sauce. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 I always get jealous of people that like fish. I really want to like it, but I don't. Link to post Share on other sites
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