Schnitzel with noodles - what made you smile today?

[Tinkerton]

Scorch - you still talking about SVD's or are you suggesting that you're going to supplement your airsoft collection with some nice big choppy things?

[Mike_West]

After checking the status of parcel containing my Tercel Broomhandle, I found out that it finally arrived (lazy berks in customs released it yesterday evening), but the dumbass responsible for deliveries in my area forgot to write the "attempted delivery" slip. If I didn't check it, I'd wait until Monday.

But I stormed the post office and the girl already knew what I'm for.

[AFV]

That interesting moment when your on the bus and the girl that you knew fancied you in secondary school sits down next to you and you start talking....

 

 

Mike: So how many times now have you had to storm the post office to get what you want?

[Desolation mkII]

I am currently treating myself to full brightness on the ipad.

 

It's not natural i tell you.

[shmook]

F... Full brightness?

 

Are you insane?

[Desolation mkII]

It has seared half the retina cells from my eyes.

[Im going space]

Y u make me do dis? Its unnatural i swear to god the IP5 is brighter than any torch ive ever used.

 

On a lighter (darker actually) note ive treated myself and finally moved over to HD

[Desolation mkII]

Apparently the International Space Station saw the flash from space and called NASA to ask them if there has been a nuclear explosion in the UK because the alternative of it being an iPad4 on full brightness is inconceivable.

[ollie_ty]

I just dribbled all down myself after eating some candy bacon. Dont even care.

[FireKnife]

Turns out a cinema in Aberdeen is showing The Room.

 

The cinema, with a week or so to go, is 75% full.

 

The Facebook comments suggest dress up and bringing American footballs for the screening.

 

It is going to be a freaking riot of laughs.

 

If you still don't know what I am talking about look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room_%28film%29

 

Then if your local is showing it for the 10th Anniversary of this amazing fail go watch it.

 

If I am allowed pictures will so be put up, depends if they allow cameras in this screening seeing as no-one cares about it copyright wise.

 

'FireKnife'

[spetsnazdave87]

I went out and got absolutely trashed last night, and woke up with 3 friend requests from attractive women, and a promise to Spetznazdave I would send him some free stationery from my office, because I'm a nice chap like that.

 

Huh... I actually thought I'd dreamt that.

[Habakure]

I might have finally found, a working copy of Alien, on the umd format for the PSP (I've already had three, and none of them worked past the main menu. Just always froze on the psp).

 

Tiny yay:- forgot I had two bags of Beef Monster Munch, in the drinks cubboard (That how you spell cubboard?).

[Baddbaz]

Cupboard

[shmook]

Clubcard.

[shmook]

Also, the bottle of wine I have just had watching game of thrones has made me sleepy.

 

Preggo wife still looking really good at 22 weeks and not being all fat and *suitcase*.

 

Picking up new car tomorrow. Not mega exciting toy, but always fun getting a new car.

 

In vino veritas.

 

Edit, also, insurance quote for said car being silly low because I am old and have full ncb and no points. The joys of being old!

[FireKnife]

Aside from being where I am right now everything else seems to be fine.

 

Just thought I would share.

 

Also got my bonus at last, 'what pistol next' time.

 

'FireKnife'

[scorch]

Just so you know, insurance companies pay £50 to comparison sites for every quote generated through them.

 

So they can do at least £50 better if you phone them direct and negotiate.

[shmook]

Just so you know, insurance companies pay £50 to comparison sites for every quote generated through them.

 

So they can do at least £50 better if you phone them direct and negotiate.

ANd that is exactly what we did, cheers!

[scorch]

May as well share what I've learned working here.

[FireKnife]

Ah negotiating, or bartering as it used to be called, a skill many have clearly lost.

 

'FireKnife'

[scorch]

Also, putting a voluntary excess has no effect on the premium once you go beyond £500.

 

It's amazing how many people put £1000 voluntary on assuming it will make it cheap as chips.

[FireKnife]

Also, putting a voluntary excess has no effect on the premium once you go beyond £500.

 

It's amazing how many people put £1000 voluntary on assuming it will make it cheap as chips.

 

I do recall a friend making his excess nearly twice the cost of the car, thinking it made it cheaper.

 

Though I wish mine was cheaper, after losing a year of NCB to an incident that was classed as my fault (wasn't but I sadly couldn't prove otherwise and they pressed to take it further) and with my car it is £850 a year.

 

I am 24 this year and still paying as much as people that are just passing for some cars and companies. So glad that adding parents is still fine and they have a massive NCB each. Also they do actually use the car.

 

'FireKnife'

[Gunmane]

 

I dare you to not burst a gut while watching.  I'm struggling to hold it back as I wait for a class.

 

I guess I can say the wedding went well too.  Hopefully all the videos of me dancing will not reach the webs.

[hitmanNo2]

I have a gift copy of the Ship if anyone wants to trade for something?

[Tinkerton]

Well, bonus scheme at work means now i don't have to sell my car to be able to afford to eat, so thats good. 

 

Finger has healed nicely after having the chisel attack it.

 

Had something delivered on a pallet today, so thats going into my work room to be made into something else too.

 

Back down to norfolk again at the weekend to see the folks and some friends.

 

Down to milton keynes yesterday to do a course for work - most useless course ever, however i did get to drive the new Seat leon and ibiza FR. - they hold the road quite well! nice little B road blast. Shame about the DSG gearbox.