FireKnife Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 ^you really want that promotion from your boss then! Oddly enough she is a manager, but of a department not even linked to mine . So yeah she can't promote me and I don't have to kiss *albatross* at work either, winning! Premature (so I'm told) ejaculation can happen to anyone FK, don't worry about it. Play a bit of Lonely Island and I reckon that would make you feel better. Of all the few things wrong with me my manhood is the one thing that I can count on . I would go further but again I am sure that would be a bit R18. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Wild_XIII Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 I found practically a whole metal G&G MP5 in my spares box. Time to buy a combat machine MP5 and upgrade it to metal goodness! Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 ....,Play a bit of Lonely Island.... Is that a euphemism for something? Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Premature (so I'm told) ejaculation can happen to anyone FK, don't worry about it. Play a bit of Lonely Island and I reckon that would make you feel better. Like a boss! (NSFW) Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Meh, either way I am enjoying it, actually means I have emails to answer that are enjoyable. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Got to love "The Lonely Island". Just type it into YouTube, sit back and enjoy. Definitely not safe for work, or for people of a nervous disposition. Last week I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film . . . . Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 I have three members (that I know of) that have quoted me in their sigs. I feel so loved 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 My daughter did her first poo on the potty today. I'd post a picture but I don't think people want to see it (though, it was very impressive). Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 I think you can file that away under 'things you don't understand unless you're a parent'... Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 Yeah, told one of my mates about it and the response I got was "what the hell is with you?". Suppose I shouldn't have sent him a picture of it. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted June 19, 2013 Report Share Posted June 19, 2013 You should not... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Ah being a parent and all that weird *suitcase* that makes sense to them . As for me, just being happy in general, aside from being in Aberdeen everything else seems to be going fine . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted June 20, 2013 Report Share Posted June 20, 2013 Just happy at the progress, small steps and all that jazz. It is weird, being happy with a "ah hum" in a potty, by my daughter. Lets see what today brings (world war potty me thinks). Woke up, not tired this morning and that's 3 days in a row. Pretty happy with that. Haven't changed my sleeping pattern, just started some light weight lifting, for 40 minutes, each night. Link to post Share on other sites
AFV Posted June 22, 2013 Report Share Posted June 22, 2013 currently eating enough chocolate to kill a elephant........ Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 Had a friend come over to pick up the gear we ordered in. It would be fair to say that hilariousness ensued when we kitted up for pictures. Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 The memed version is actually more funny, Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 My daughter did her first poo on the potty today. I'd post a picture but I don't think people want to see it (though, it was very impressive). Stop talking *suitcase* you guys !!!! Lol Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 Put a micro machines tool box city (with a load of micro's) on ebay and it sold within twelve hours. Get in. That's paid for some new magpul products from firesupport. Hhmmmm. Lets hope the USS Defiant sells soon. Link to post Share on other sites
LboroSlider Posted June 23, 2013 Report Share Posted June 23, 2013 Feeling my son or daughter move in my wife's belly. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 After beating Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon a few days back, I decided today to go back to a sequel of one of my all time game gems, that of the Valkyria Chronicles series. Been a blast so far. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Had a third date without getting any action. I know all of you will be like 'hahaha' or 'surely not' but it was actually a pretty good breath of fresh air and something I actually want to progress, not just bang and go. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted June 24, 2013 Report Share Posted June 24, 2013 Watching the fat idiot at work take 5 minutes to work out that the reason the desk drawer would not shut was because he had over filled the one below it. It went something like this: 1: try to close drawer 2: open again when it won't close fully 3: stare at drawer with a look of total confusion 4: repeat from step 1 over and over Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 Picture based lols from me: New employee at work: Damn that is a big cluster of Nerds: This was the sky at 11pm-12am last night (darkest it got and the phone makes it look darker): 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 2 colonial marines and a xenomorph, should be turning up today, that will make me smile (be sides the potty training and my daughter weeing on the dogs paw. Pay backs a *badgeress*). Link to post Share on other sites
Im going space Posted June 25, 2013 Report Share Posted June 25, 2013 2 colonial marines and a xenomorph, should be turning up today, that will make me smile (be sides the potty training and my daughter weeing on the dogs paw. Pay backs a *badgeress*). My laser claymore is doing a fine job of keeping the cats out of my partners flower beds , it works better as a cat deterrent than it does in a game site , I don't mind sweeping up bbs a couple of times a day just to get rid of the cat pooh smell outside my back door .. All I need now is my mates go pro to get a u tube moment .... isn't there some sort of law against this kinda thing? Link to post Share on other sites
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