FireKnife Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Bacon made me smile today This is going to sound awful but I haven't had bacon in about a month. Seriously a whole month. Will have to gt up nice and early tomorrow so I can drive past the snack van down the road and get some overcooked bacon in a roll with plenty of brown sauce. What makes me happy? Looking for a wargames club to peddle my new game idea, turns out there has been one literally a stones thrown from my flat since I moved here. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Dave, you the man. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I just applied for a new job, and I feel really positive about it. Based on the covering letter I just wrote, I'd employ me. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I'd employ you. You're the King of frickin' Rhodesia. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Pulling apart anti vaccinations looneys arguments using a simple mix of science and logic Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I'd employ you. You're the King of frickin' Rhodesia. You do recall it was me that gave him that title? Do you want to be in charge of the collective area known as Indochina? I can make it happen. Pulling apart anti vaccinations looneys arguments using a simple mix of science and logic Wait it required words? Usually a pitiful stare with tutting is enough. I just applied for a new job, and I feel really positive about it. Based on the covering letter I just wrote, I'd employ me. And what is this job? Though I am sure we could all make a convincing cover letter. Mine tells people I am a cowboy-atronaut-billionaire that suffers from a multiple personality disorder . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Do you want to be in charge of the collective area known as Indochina? Yes. Make it so. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 And what is this job? Nothing exciting, unfortunately. A managerial role at an electrical trade merchant. I could do it with one hand tied around my nuts, and the money's much better than what I'm on now. Fingers crossed that they want to employ an illegitimate monarch of a defunct African nation. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Yes. Make it so. And done, you are now the commanding offfice of the campaign to reclaim Indochina . Nothing exciting, unfortunately. A managerial role at an electrical trade merchant. I could do it with one hand tied around my nuts, and the money's much better than what I'm on now. Fingers crossed that they want to employ an illegitimate monarch of a defunct African nation. Well it is better than employing Frank, a man with no experience that thinks Ebola is a star player for the England team. He probably spends most of his time with one hand attached to his balls too, scratching 'em all the time. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Scorch, hope it goes well for you. Might want to loosen that ligature on the nuts/hand combination though. You don't want them turning blue and falling off. Fireknife, I too fancy me a title of some sort. Please fix it for me and I shall reward you with a picture of a bacon sandwich Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Now that they have closed the Greggs nearest to me, I've had to adapt to Sainsbury's sausage rolls. It's close, Greggs versions win by a hair but mainly for nostalgia reasons. Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Just put it in a microwave for 8 minutes, and it'll be hotter than the sun.Added Greggs realism for the full nostalgic whack. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Hhhmmmmmmmmmm, bacon. On a white cob. Might have another, be naughty and put a bit of brown sauce on. On the edge Thursday!! Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 It's close, Greggs versions win by a hair An actual hair from the head of Mavis behind the counter? Scorch, hope it goes well for you. Might want to loosen that ligature on the nuts/hand combination though. You don't want them turning blue and falling off. Fireknife, I too fancy me a title of some sort. Please fix it for me and I shall reward you with a picture of a bacon sandwich I shall find one for you but I can't think of one off the top of me head at the moment. Actually sod it you can be the next in line for the Dukedom of Prussia . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Amazing, thanks! Pic inbound Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 This is amusing the out of me at the minute: Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Here is your picture. I did not say it would be a good one... Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Still better than looking at a picture of Katie Price, I am more likely to believe that sandwich exists. Now to go buy some bacon and in the words of the Welsh 'get the grill on'. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I had a bacon barm this morning. Loved it Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 I had a bacon barm this morning. Loved it Come again good sir? Link to post Share on other sites
Skarclaw Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Come again good sir? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Googling bacon barm (it is just a bacon roll) brought me to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Down_%28sandwich%29 And I thought Scotland was the land of heart attacks and deep fried everything. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Ok so a barm cake is a bread roll, and a bacon barm is one with bacon in it... But please explain this: Another popular filling in the North West, particularly Bolton, is the pasty barm. Likewise in Wigan pies are a popular filling... Why, would you need pastry in there too? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 All I could think of when it said 'Bolton'. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore1-6 Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 How come my over picture, under name tag isn't the King of Indochina? Who what how do I edit.I'm the damned king. Link to post Share on other sites
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