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It's really simple people.   Scorch is right, the My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch! thread (although a great place to get out the stresses of the day) is very negative, let us celebrate the things that hav

Stepped out into the garden 15 minutes ago; Found out nature had used a bucket, some H20 and some cold to produce me an awesome plinking target;    

Current girlfriend is just about perfect. Super intelligent, is a doctor (so helpful, if the Russians invade and we need to start a guerilla war), absolutely filthy in the bedroom and when she's upset

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Oppo Find 7.




By happy circumstance, me and Marlowe both have got one of these - massive screen, which is full HD (the Find 7a i think is even moar pixels), nice snappy quadcore processor, unbelievably fast charge (0-full in like, 2 hours using the supplied VOOC charger)


With the correct ROM you can get onto Android L easily, and have unified storage. It's got all the mod cons, bluetooth, wifi, GPS, NFC and the like. 


Was about £300 when I got it, probably a bit cheaper now. :)

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ANT+? Built in wireless charge? Removable SD card and battery? Waterproof?


These are my "killer features".


I don't know what ANT+ is. No built in wireless charge, but removeable SD card and battery. Not waterproof, but a fancy screen what don't care if your fingers are wet. (fnar)

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Got to decide what new phone to get my dad is getting the contract through his company for me. So guys thoughts?

Get a nice one, I got a droid max and it was a decent tough phone but I hate the headaches you get when trying to get a replacement.


After 3 replacement phones and 100$ later I got a droid turbo for "free". It's interesting.


It comes with a flashlight mode and I don't have to unlock the phone to use it either.


It's a droid either way but tbh I don't see the need for the next big thing. I played with them all left and right waiting for Verizon *suitcase* customer service and I don't see the additional price for 90% of the phones out there other than you pay much more when *suitcase* happens.

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That was very generous of them. i could really go for some apple crumble right now.


I'll have to settle for some beef and onion crisps instead.


Edit: just found a hersey's bar in the fridge, right next to the mint m&m's. . .

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It's surprising how much damage a relatively small bird can do to a car.  A pheasant ran out in front of me when I was doing 70mph.  Dented the front splitter thing, knocked out a grill.  I wouldn't want to repeat that again.  Most annoying.

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Pheasants can *fruitcage* *suitcase* up.


I know a bloke who went to the audi dealer to test drive a brand new R8.


Took it for a spin and hit a pheasant.


£6000 worth of damage...


He got back to the dealer and said "yes, I'm sold. I'm not having this one though!"

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This talk of pheasants has reminded me of an incident on the way to a skirmish a few years ago.


We overtook some chav in a piece of *suitcase* with the front grill removed. He decided he didn't want to be overtaken and sped up, when we hit a pheasant which bounced off our left headlight and straight through the hole where his grill should have been into the radiator causing a big cloud of steam and him pulling over quickly

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