Skarclaw Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Dunno about you lot but I have never lost a fight with a woman Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Smart. Don't pick a fight with a woman you know you can't take heh. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 My girlfriend's spirit animal is a honey badger. Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 So she has a reputation for going for the balls when threatened? Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Yep. Small, vicious, and will remove the nuts in a heartbeat. Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Awkward boner right now... Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted March 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 If you carry a cattle prod you will just get prodded. Pointless anyway. She'll do you in your sleep. Like a pro. No mess, no noise, the old "accidentally broke his own neck in his sleep" trick. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Give yourself a fighting chance. Make sure you have a meaty towel rail you can rip off the wall to use as a baton. THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!1!!1!1 Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!!1!!1!1Best. Film. Ever... Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Never seen it. Have heard this though. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 You haven't seen the Boondock Saints? You must remedy this situation post haste! Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Internet cookie for Tink. And yes. Go and watch it now. You can skip the sequel though. Link to post Share on other sites
Danke Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Boaty McBoatface brought me here. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 I actually liked the DE upgrade from the second one. The replacement "side kick" was amusing in parts... Boaty McBoatface for the win! Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 You're goddamn right. Edit: people posted whilst I was typing. Rude. Boaty McBoatface for the win. Boondock saints is required watching for any airsofter. Watch it now. I don't care if you've not got it on DVD. I don't know if it's on netflix. Try amazon Prime or something. Or a library, maybe they'll have it. I'll wait. BDS2 was weaker, to me, but still a good film. Boondock Saints, in my opinion, is willem dafoes greatest acting of all time. OF ALL TIME. Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Boaty McBoatface for the win! With the wording on the site, they've left themselves wiggle room to get out of calling it anything they don't want to... however backing out now would be incredibly bad form. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Personally, I didn't care for the modded Eagles. The suppressed M92s are perfection. No need to mess with that Italian design. Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Honestly, no. Funny though it is, you can't just call a research vessel that. The 'Sir David Attenborough' has a nice ring to it... Link to post Share on other sites
Alias1983 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 There is a web site I can suggest to stream almost anything you want and its not YouTube Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted March 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 I tried to vote for that but the website was dead at the time. I would like RRS Science - bitches! Link to post Share on other sites
Danke Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 They really should have just named it after the Pythons. They taught the world about Polar research. It's a damn disgrace is what it is. McRettin Great. We're losing the lion. Rewrite. Lose the lion everyone. That's fantastic. Scott What's this about our losing the lion? Schlick Well, Kirk, we thought perhaps we might lose the fight with the lion a little bit, Kirk, angel. Scott (loudly) Why? Schlick Well, Kirkie, doll, there are no lions in the Antarctic, baby. Scott (shouts) I get to fight the lion. Schlick It'd be silly. Scott Listen, I gotta fight the lion. That's what that guy Scott's all about. I know. I've studied him already. Schlick But why couldn't you fight a penguin? McRettin Great! (falls over) Scott Fight a rotten penguin? Schlick It needn't be a little penguin. It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high, with long green tentacles that sting people, and you can stab it in the wings and the blood can go spurting psssssshhhh in slow motion. Scott The lion is in the contract. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Dug out my gamecube and copy of Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door. A bloody shame they haven't brought it to the virtual console collection for all those who missed out on such a gem. A curse on whoever at Intelligent Systems and Nintendo has forced memory wipes on all the staff since then, as they haven't made a proper Paper Mario again (don't get me started on the latest offering shown in the Nintendo Direct). I'm just happy I get to try to press buttons during turn combat without going through 5 hour cutscenes and quick time event bosses, and paying extra to "finish the story," Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Conflict: Desert Storm 1/2 were *fruitcage* fantastic on the gamecube, the controller was perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 How about RRS Ess Ess. Or did I steal that from a Naked Gun film? Link to post Share on other sites
Tw1tch Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 I wanted Piar of Autumn... Link to post Share on other sites
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