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It's really simple people.   Scorch is right, the My eye! Sweet Jesus, Ouch! thread (although a great place to get out the stresses of the day) is very negative, let us celebrate the things that hav

Stepped out into the garden 15 minutes ago; Found out nature had used a bucket, some H20 and some cold to produce me an awesome plinking target;    

Current girlfriend is just about perfect. Super intelligent, is a doctor (so helpful, if the Russians invade and we need to start a guerilla war), absolutely filthy in the bedroom and when she's upset

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Wrong thread, but we upset tink :(

 

Happy thread, dog walk involved stopping for a couple of pints, so always good!

 

 

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This forum is dead. Why bother closing one of the two active threads?

 

Forum is not dead. Users poor. ;)

 

How long have we had an ignore option?

 

Dunno, I can ignore people by seeing the avatar and making judgements whether or not to read the post...

 

 

Happy thread:

 

MY CAR IS FIXED BITCHES!

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Phones are so silly. Mine hates hell. Always trying to change it.

 

Got a nice counterweight pouch in a collaborative between DevT6 and Ferro Concepts, but best of all it came with stickers and a little green army man.

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I have a bag of those army men.

 

I line them up at the bottom of the garden and shoot them with my air rifle.

 

Sometimes, I place the green and tan ones in close proximity to each other and treat one colour as hostages and rescue them.

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How many points do you knock off if you hit a hostage (yes, I've thought about this way too much)?

I Google hostage rescue fatalities and assign myself an appropriate unit depending on how many I killed that mission.

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That is the wrong colour.

 

It is lovely though, if only my local Mac dealer would get back to me...

Apparently he hates money.

Everyone has red, got my dealer to specially order this for me. All my kit is green :) Almost went orange! :o

 

Our Mac dealer just disappeared off the face of the earth stopped coming round.. Shame but Snap On is the way forward!

 

F1 cars sound like *suitcase*.

 

 

at least they did last year at silverstone.

You know what whilst I was writing it I actually wrote "old school f1 car" but reconsidered.. You are correct, the new ones are *suitcase*. But that beast sounds like the old ones!

 

It's just so powerful, ALL THE TORQUES!!

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