paranoiddroid Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Three are STUNNING now and it's now 30gb tethered plus unlimited data now, Tink il make some calls and see what she says no promises but... mccoys meat eater multipack crisps and the discovery of Tesco doing a brioche loaf made me happy today Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mike_West Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Took some photos today, and made a girl wet in a couple of places. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Fnar Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 Talking of getting girls wet. Has anyone seen the Preacher TV series? The bit with the christening. 'Thanks for getting me wet' Made me chuckle heh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Current girlfriend is just about perfect. Super intelligent, is a doctor (so helpful, if the Russians invade and we need to start a guerilla war), absolutely filthy in the bedroom and when she's upset with something I've done, she takes me to one side and says "That thing you did upset me because of these reasons" and we have civilised discussion like *fruitcage* adults, instead of the usual "everything is FINE but I'm storing this away so I can bring it back up in a year or two" thing that most women seem to go for these days. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lone_Bullet Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Where did you get that beaut? Limited production, right? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Seems we have a similar model! But mine is in media and public affairs. Nice one! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paranoiddroid Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 You guys made me laugh during a crappy morning of puking with your reaction to my rant about the iPhone so thanks guys 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Current girlfriend is just about perfect. Super intelligent, is a doctor (so helpful, if the Russians invade and we need to start a guerilla war), absolutely filthy in the bedroom and when she's upset with something I've done, she takes me to one side and says "That thing you did upset me because of these reasons" and we have civilised discussion like *fruitcage* adults, instead of the usual "everything is FINE but I'm storing this away so I can bring it back up in a year or two" thing that most women seem to go for these days.Marry her! Quick, before she gets away... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Or, "get away, quick, before she marries you!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 I forgot to mention, she's going airsofting with me now and she gets excited when I install new bits on her AEGs. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Tell me you already married her? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Sweet Jesus. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Tell me you already married her? Only known her for six months. I really would seriously consider it but on principle I feel I should wait for at least another year or two before asking her. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) That makes sense. I find an engagement ring makes a good anniversary gift... Also, get engaged on the anniversary of your first date/kiss/whatever "getting together" date you use. Then get married on the anniversary of that. Then you only have to remember *one* anniversary! Edited August 17, 2016 by Hedganian 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Or just leave remembering dates up to her from the off. Don't set an unmaintainable precedent for yourself. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Oh. You'll be expected to remember that *suitcase*. Google calender helps. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 I got married on remembrance day, so I'm good for... Remembering! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted August 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 Current girlfriend is just about perfect. Super intelligent, is a doctor (so helpful, if the Russians invade and we need to start a guerilla war), absolutely filthy in the bedroom and when she's upset with something I've done, she takes me to one side and says "That thing you did upset me because of these reasons" and we have civilised discussion like *fruitcage* adults, instead of the usual "everything is FINE but I'm storing this away so I can bring it back up in a year or two" thing that most women seem to go for these days. I kept expecting your post to end with something like: But she keeps stabbing me in the hands while I am asleep. Then I realised that this is the happy thread. So I say this: Stop showing off, nobody cares how happy you are. *Sobs* Now I'll never know Darklite's love. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 I kept expecting your post to end with something like: But she keeps stabbing me in the hands while I am asleep. Then I realised that this is the happy thread. So I say this: Stop showing off, nobody cares how happy you are. *Sobs* Now I'll never know Darklite's love. She's super Glaswegian. Not a negative in my book though. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scorch Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 To be fair, my gf's birthday is Christmas day so it's not like I'm about to forget that one. I don't know my brothers birthday though. I want to say June the 20 something. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeltaZero Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 No idea when my fiancé's birthday is.. Thankfully she always gets super excited long before so I have fair warning! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
amateurstuntman Posted August 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 (edited) Glaswegian? It gets worse. I love Glaswegian ladies. Anyway, happy thread. I have just started the 46Gb download of Just Cause 3. 2 hours? A bit slow but it will do... Edited August 17, 2016 by amateurstuntman 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hedganian Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 It's okay - I didn't find it as good as JC2. Plus they changed Rico's voice, look and personality. Only the name is the same. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 I kept expecting your post to end with something like: But she keeps stabbing me in the hands while I am asleep. Then I realised that this is the happy thread. So I say this: Stop showing off, nobody cares how happy you are. *Sobs* Now I'll never know Darklite's love. HOW COULD YOU?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL, GINGE! in Other news, turns out my CRB / DBS / are you a pedophile or a crook? check thingy is complete and they're printing the certificate. That's actually worryingly efficient. It means I get to book my theory test soon and to be honest I wanted a few weeks to grumble about the government. <Insert revision montage here> 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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