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Schnitzel with noodles - what made you smile today?


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Not me, I'm normally more surprised by when you DO get laid :P

 

I would go on to point out the week I had a fortnight ago but:

 

1. Might get banned.

2. ???

3. Profit?

4. A shark riding Mussolini has taken away my powers of rational thought.

 

Either way this time she is coming round mine, I am cooking Italian, there will be close proximity. Erm yeah I have no back up plan here.

 

'FireKnife'

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Someone I know in Saudi got drunk in Bahrain, lost her passport then tried to smuggle herself back into Saudi but got caught. Not necessarily happy about it but it made me chuckle. Of course, they spent time in a Saudi jail and then deported. Why would you even bother? I'd just say in Bahrain until I got a new one!

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It isn't childish, it is legend :P.

 

Anyway had to go and fix a printer and a computer that wasn't displaying a video in a small office. The girl I am dating works there and was in her office, that was an interesting little trip for me. ;)

 

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Why, did you tell her your name is Brian Steele and you work in a detective agency?

 

Actually if you must now I arrived there, showed the engineer to the printer, went to her small office to get her video working on the computer (one I had made, not that kind of thing) the door shuts and yeah the rest is private :P.

 

Though at some point I need to add 'make a classic 70s porn' to my list of things to do.

 

'FireKnife'

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Wait someone actually keeps up with that 5-a-day stuff?

 

I just eat a banana or two a day, drink some orange juice every now and then and I am good :P.

 

Also I managed to mod a 1911 and some bits to make a sexier 1911 that has a very 30s commercial feel about it.

 

'FireKnife'

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Samsung Galaxy S4.

 

This thing is awesome.

The sensors it has in it are amazing.  The thing is a tricorder.

 

Temperature, pressure, humidity, magnetic flux, light intensity, A-GPS, GLONASS, NFC, wireless charging (optional extra), 13MP camera, super AMOLED screen (no power used to show black), removable battery, SD card (that you can remove without having to get the battery out) and is watches you while you use it for biometric interaction.

 

I'll proably never use it but you can navigate in some apps with non-contact hand gestures.

It can pause video if you look away and can stop the screen going to sleep if you are looking at it.

 

Pretty happy with it.

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Found a way to watch GITS SAC without my laptop burning out (yet) via the proper youtube source.  Seeing it as one of my days off, I might as well go on a blitz.  I'm sure someone will drag me off to do something (probably the folks), but for now I am content to not be outdoors with the mosquitoes, allergies, or freakish lightning storms like yesterday.

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HTC One, nuff sed  B)

 

If I wanted a phone that had no SD card or removable battery I'd get an iPhone - then shoot myself.

 

I suppose it has those front facing speakers - they have decided that if you can't stop chavs irritating people in public areas then you might as well let them do it louder and in stereo.

 

 

The S4 - Well I've just come down from a Galaxy Note so the S4 seems tiny, it is so thin and light.

 

Wireless charging adapter and base plate arriving next week, along with a screen protector and the Case-Mate two-piece cover that I have used on every phone I have had since the Sensation, they are really tough.

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