creepingfear Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off. A passing tramp stops and says "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, can we have sex please?" The woman replies "No, *fruitcage* off". The tramp, feeling rejected, turns to leave and replies "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom". Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off. A passing tramp stops and says "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, can we have sex please?" The woman replies "No, *fruitcage* off". The tramp, feeling rejected, turns to leave and replies "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom". Erm, lovely 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Dirty jokes, you know you're doing it wrong if FireKnife turns up his nose. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Dirty jokes, you know you're doing it wrong if FireKnife turns up his nose. I draw the line at very few things. Very few. As for actually commiting necrophilia, well I will never be that desperate. I would pay for it first. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 You would pay for necrophilia? Link to post Share on other sites
Baddbaz Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 I draw the line at very few things. Very few. As for actually commiting necrophilia, well I will never be that desperate. I would pay for it first. 'FireKnife' Not if she was absolutly dying for it ... ! Lol Link to post Share on other sites
creepingfear Posted April 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 You would pay for necrophilia? LOLZ walked right into that one. Link to post Share on other sites
ED-SKaR Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 This reminds me of a horrific quote I made some time ago that lived on in someones sig for AAAAGES. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Yeah for once that was me walking into it . Though I am sure you could sell humpable dead people to someone, me I prefer mine to actually respond and dig their nails into my back when that is going on. Wait did I just say that 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 But the dead one won't say no to anything really kinky Link to post Share on other sites
bankz5152 Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 One of my favourite jokes that one! How about this - A guy goes to the pub and says to his friend - 'You won't believe what happend, I was taking a short cut along the railway track when I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions everything! His freind replies, 'Thats great, did you get a BJ?' Oh no, I never found the head. Link to post Share on other sites
hwagan Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish. Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 One of my favourite jokes that one! How about this - A guy goes to the pub and says to his friend - 'You won't believe what happend, I was taking a short cut along the railway track when I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions everything! His freind replies, 'Thats great, did you get a BJ?' Oh no, I never found the head. Heard that one before. In fact I was the one who started it going in my old school when I found it on a website . As for the dead one doing the kinky stuff, I can find a live one easy enough. I would say more but fear of a ban prevents me from doing so. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Azubi Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 It's finding an absolutely filthy lass who isn't a bloody bunny boiler that is the problem, not finding them alive. Do you go with the rather vanilla, but safe girl or do you risk it with the adventurous lass who you wouldn't put it past to carve her name into your chest once you are securely tied to the bed? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 It's finding an absolutely filthy lass who isn't a bloody bunny boiler that is the problem, not finding them alive. Do you go with the rather vanilla, but safe girl or do you risk it with the adventurous lass who you wouldn't put it past to carve her name into your chest once you are securely tied to the bed? Life is about risk, so just go for it . I have and sometimes it pays off. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
hawaiianjuggernaut Posted May 4, 2013 Report Share Posted May 4, 2013 ..... I seriously dont know what to say. Link to post Share on other sites
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