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Don't know how or why I came up with this, but I thought, why not?

 

I show you mine,

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now show me yours. :lol:

 

 

@mods; if you think it is in appropriate feel free to delete.

Oh, and relax ok.

By no means do I want to make this a stereotype of any kind.

Watermelons are a great and healthy choice in this heat (at least over here)

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That's a nice watermelon. Who is the OEM?

 

This one is apparently from Spain.

0.98€/KG. not a bad price I must say. this baby is 2.7KG.

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Healthy! I've just eaten a salad for tea...

 

 

It was a Scottish salad, with battered fish though. And peas. Healthy mushy peas.

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Er this is a British forum, what did you expect? In the North of England, we only here whispered rumours about these strange 'fruits' of which you speak.

 

when I was in Scotland over a decade a go in the summer, I had a watermelon... . :lol:

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I once went into a chippy in Edinburgh with my vegetarian then-girlfriend. She asked for a vegetarian option and they gave her a potato fritter with chips.

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Yes, they still talk about you. The strange foreigner who came over and ate plants.

 

Before you came, they thought the watermelon was a French Spy.

 

So that what happens with generations on an Isle.

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I'm not really up-to-date on the latest trends in fruit salad I must confess.  In fact to be brutally honest I don't like eating watermelon much, I find it to just be a chunk of cold, wet, bland.  Shooting them with things however; best fruit for it.

 

Here's the first page of google results if you image search 'watermelon'.  Some impressive carvery and a couple of other very interesting results.

 

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I'm not sure which I find most surprising, the dinosaur, the baby or the potentially rather racist picture category result.

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Er this is a British forum, what did you expect? In the North of England, we only here whispered rumours about these strange 'fruits' of which you speak.

Lies, we eat fruit and nut dairy milk often!!

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I'm amazed Fireknife hasn't shown up to recount an anecdote about having sex with one yet.

 

Wellllll.................. :P

 

But no I am not a watermelon fan, plus there is always a woman out there desperate enough to settle with me ;).

 

'FireKnife'

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And if not there's always a rohypnol-colada

 

Should I be worried that rohypnol is in the predictive text on my phone?

 

When it is in your top ten Google searches then you should worry.

 

'FireKnife'

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