NeoVeNoM Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) Don't know how or why I came up with this, but I thought, why not? I show you mine,now show me yours. @mods; if you think it is in appropriate feel free to delete. Oh, and relax ok. By no means do I want to make this a stereotype of any kind. Watermelons are a great and healthy choice in this heat (at least over here) Edited July 25, 2013 by NeoVeNoM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vorpalbunnie Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 That's a nice watermelon. Who is the OEM? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BaBaBooey Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 That is indeed nice...I remember strolling through Senbikiya and seeing melon prices exceeding $200 US, but they looked spectacular. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Isamu Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 nice watermelon, but it needes MOAR jamón serrano then you will know heaven =p Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NeoVeNoM Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 That's a nice watermelon. Who is the OEM? This one is apparently from Spain. 0.98€/KG. not a bad price I must say. this baby is 2.7KG. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heroshark Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 I haven't got a watermelon . You have created a monster ,there will be a slew of airsofters out to buy them now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spetsnazdave87 Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 I'm amazed Fireknife hasn't shown up to recount an anecdote about having sex with one yet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 What Dave said. Also, I fear this thread does not have long to live... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NeoVeNoM Posted July 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 that's because you people do not eat healthy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 Er this is a British forum, what did you expect? In the North of England, we only here whispered rumours about these strange 'fruits' of which you speak. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 Healthy! I've just eaten a salad for tea... It was a Scottish salad, with battered fish though. And peas. Healthy mushy peas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NeoVeNoM Posted July 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 Er this is a British forum, what did you expect? In the North of England, we only here whispered rumours about these strange 'fruits' of which you speak. when I was in Scotland over a decade a go in the summer, I had a watermelon... . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted July 27, 2013 Report Share Posted July 27, 2013 (edited) Yes, they still talk about you. The strange foreigner who came over and ate plants. Before you came, they thought the watermelon was a French Spy. Edited July 27, 2013 by Desolation mkII Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLite Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 I once went into a chippy in Edinburgh with my vegetarian then-girlfriend. She asked for a vegetarian option and they gave her a potato fritter with chips. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 28, 2013 Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NeoVeNoM Posted July 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2013 Yes, they still talk about you. The strange foreigner who came over and ate plants. Before you came, they thought the watermelon was a French Spy. So that what happens with generations on an Isle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheFull9 Posted August 8, 2013 Report Share Posted August 8, 2013 (edited) I'm not really up-to-date on the latest trends in fruit salad I must confess. In fact to be brutally honest I don't like eating watermelon much, I find it to just be a chunk of cold, wet, bland. Shooting them with things however; best fruit for it. Here's the first page of google results if you image search 'watermelon'. Some impressive carvery and a couple of other very interesting results. I'm not sure which I find most surprising, the dinosaur, the baby or the potentially rather racist picture category result. Edited August 8, 2013 by CKinnerley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shardik Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 (edited) Er this is a British forum, what did you expect? In the North of England, we only here whispered rumours about these strange 'fruits' of which you speak.Lies, we eat fruit and nut dairy milk often!! Edited August 10, 2013 by Shardik Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 It doesn't count when you pick out the Raisins. The chocolate still counts as one of your five a day though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bladerunner168 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 I don't know what to say anymore http://kotaku.com/these-are-chinas-watermelon-kids-1076489968 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 I'm amazed Fireknife hasn't shown up to recount an anecdote about having sex with one yet. Wellllll.................. But no I am not a watermelon fan, plus there is always a woman out there desperate enough to settle with me . 'FireKnife' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cannonfodder80 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 And if not there's always a rohypnol-colada Should I be worried that rohypnol is in the predictive text on my phone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 And if not there's always a rohypnol-colada Should I be worried that rohypnol is in the predictive text on my phone? When it is in your top ten Google searches then you should worry. 'FireKnife' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
heroshark Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 I had to travel south for this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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