Habakure Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 I've had my valentines present (light for my mich2000). Having a meal in due to children but we both agree it is a con, though it's nice to have an excuse to buy a load of food. Hhmmmm chilli beef. Yeah. Here's something to add to "It's a trap". True story:- Bloke "Want anything from the shop?" Lady "No thanks, am okay" Bloke returns from the shop Lady "Did you get me anything?" Bloke "You said you didn't want anything . . . . ." Lady "You could have surprised me" Link to post Share on other sites
hitmanNo2 Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 That's an easy fix. Buy a variety bag of sweets and stash them someone you can get to easily after an 'only kidding' Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Lady "You could have surprised me" Women have learned very quickly not to say that around me. Last one that got a surprise still doesn't let me near her fruit and veg tray in the fridge. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 So that's why they call you Fireknife . . . . . Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 You really don't want to know. Plus I don't think I can tell you here, 12A rule and all. 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Like a knife through butter? Link to post Share on other sites
FireKnife Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Like a knife through butter? A knife through something. Think weird 'adult' stuff and yeah you might get close . Anyway given it is actually Valentine's Day who is doing what now. For me it is work and clearly lots of it . 'FireKnife' Link to post Share on other sites
shmook Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Work for me. Home, dog to the vets, home, walk dogs, pack bag, away for the weekend. Wifey is out with child now, home, bath, him, feed him, put him to bed. It's a normal day. Good meal and wine last night though Link to post Share on other sites
AceOfSkulls Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Im working till late then drinking and video games. Then sat im going out mine sweeping for lonely desperate ladies. Link to post Share on other sites
Gunmane Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Class, then bagel bites and an episode of A-team around noon. Still waiting to see if father is cheesy enough to try and get a rose for mother. Link to post Share on other sites
Habakure Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I'm on Arnies during down time (both children asleep at the same time unheard off). Oh hang on, spoke to soo. . . . . . Link to post Share on other sites
gunnermaniac Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 I ate pasta...hungover...with my male house mate. Time to watch Blue Valentine to reassure myself that relationships are futile enterprises. Link to post Share on other sites
Desolation mkII Posted February 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 I brought a girl back on the night before Valentines day, and when she woke up the next day and reminded me it was Valentines Day I ejected her from my flat. VDay itself I just worked and slept Link to post Share on other sites
Pistol_Dude Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Classic Valentine's Day entertainment! Mine was nothing like this I hasten to add! Link to post Share on other sites
Infadel Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Kill me... I went out last night like I said I would but I hadn't been drunk for 1 year after downing a bottle of Sambu and having not eaten since 1030 Am that morning I ended up only spending an hour at the watering hole before the Entire bottle of sambu caught up to me... No Hangover though just the shame from everyone... Link to post Share on other sites
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