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tactical nuke-overflowed latrine

 

artillery srike-caw 6 shot launcher w/ 200rd shower shells pointed up

 

manly gun-guy like me who owns multipule tanks and artillery peices all real of course.

 

fire support-guy with working m134a

 

shock and awe-me with the tank main gun.

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Semi - that annoying stage between safe and fun

 

Warcry - HIT!

 

Airsofter - Less money than sense, but still spend it on guns

 

Geardo - Less money than sense, but still spend it on gear

 

Actually i tend to find peoples warcry is often:

 

'TAKE YOUR F*CKIING HITS YOU B*STARD!'

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Training = Practice winding hi-cap.

 

Teamwork = Shouting & arguing.

 

Breacher = Atempt to throw in pyro, but blow self (and mates) up.

 

Hydration pack = Can of PANDA Sandy.

 

Contact drill = dremel for making M41a1 pulse rifle kit fit Thompson.

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Tactical = Anything black that has a lot of pockets in it

Ambush = "F*cking campers!"

Scope = "This gun is slow to reload so I had to put a slow aiming device on it."

Barrel = Inner barrel

Barrel = Outer barrel

Chamber = Rather than having the chamber chromed, it's lined with rubber.

SOP = Everybody does as they please

 

-Sale

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White flag - Oh it's the French guy

Midcap - A jammed magazine

Rescue the pilot - Eliminate the enemy

12v 3300mAh - How much for changing the piston?

LMG - a MP5K with a C-Mag, or then 2000 dollars hanging on your sling

Tactical - Something black or OD and pricey

Hi-Cap - I'm out of BB's

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I thought this was about real steel terms that have a different meaning in the airsoft world.

 

Such as:

 

Hi-capacity = Double stacked pistol magazine (real steel term).

Hi-capacity = Clockwork mechanism that feeds BB's.

 

-Sale

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yes it was...

 

Safety - what? Sa...what? what does that mean?

LOF (Ligne d'Ouverture du Feu, Opening Fire Line) - as soon as those bastards come in my gun's range!

One shoot one kill - that ###### wil never take his hit if I fire only once! *switches from M700 to M249

Double tap - two full auto fired hicaps

Mission - nobody has understood the scenario, so kill'em all!

Medic - the guy with good AEG/GBB field reparing skills

Rookie - the guy in camo, jeans and sneakers

Sergeant - the guy who finished Brother in Arms twice in hard mode

Lieutnant - the guy who finished C&C Generals

General - Dad's calling me home

UN inspector - Marshall

God - Arnie's mods...

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*Critical hit=chipped tooth

 

*Napalm=Last night curry burped up and sprayed at enemy :o

 

*H-bomb=Last nights curry in the other direction :nosleep:

 

*Depthcharge=Last nights curry in the same direction yet plunging to greater depths

 

*Flashover=Surefire mistakenly stabbed into eye socket :blink:

 

*Air Support=###### pigoens< i cant believe they edited that its not even ###### bad

but it is *fruitcage*ed up. <<<<<oh look at what happens when i type f_u_c_K_e_d

 

(please dont warn me i will only do it once! and most airsofters are over the age of 18 so its not as if they havnt heard it before, + it is not directed at anyone!)

 

 

EDIT: SORRY Sam1626 I posted this before i even read through all the posts and i couldnt believe someone had the same idea as me, serious i didnt copy intentionally. Full credit to you for posting first, i will have to be quicker next time!

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