Sledge Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 I've realised that there's one thing missing from Arnie's at the mo: a pants thread! Take any quote (film, TV, music, airsoft, whatever, as long as people will know it) and replace a key word with PANTS for comic effect. Or, as it's fast catching on, KNACKERS. Examples: Equilibrium Brandt: If your knackers are low, please use mine. Partridge: Tread softly, because you tread on my pants. OR Partridge: Tread softly, because you tread on my knackers. Get the idea? Well, let's see what you got. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 You mean like... THEY LIVE John Nada: I have come here to chew Pants and kick Knackers... And i'm all outta Pants Link to post Share on other sites
sp00n Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEESSS PANTS!! Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 so long and thanks for all the pants Link to post Share on other sites
R22Master Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 True Lies: "...and I can confirm that they have the pants, and the knackers necessary to detonate all four warheads." "I can't believe it. He's taking the knackers for our pants!" "Did you see the newspaper? Two unidentified knackers in a running shoot-out in pants?" "She's 14 Harry. You and Helen aren't her heros any more. Her heros are pants and knackers! The few minutes a day you spend with her can't compare to that kind of constant bombardment." "...Crimson Jihad will rain knackers on one major US city each week, until our pants are met." ...Gotta stop watching that film - BEST ACTION MOVIE EVER! Link to post Share on other sites
Cabe Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 its not pants or knackers, but its in the same vein http://www.bash.org/?111338 cant claim ownership of this one unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS!!!! VERY obscure reference. Link to post Share on other sites
sp00n Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 SOLOMON GRUNDY WANT PANTS!!!!VERY obscure reference. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "SOLOMAN GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO!" Link to post Share on other sites
Antagon Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 "SOLOMAN GRUNDY WANT PANTS TOO!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Was that it? Freakin 5 years old, I dont remember, lol. Poor Luthor and his speedos! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Dutch: If it bleeds, we can pants it. Dutch : What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many knackers? Dillon : We need the pants. That's why you're here. Dutch : Go on. Dillon : Simple set-up. One day operation. We pick up their knackers at the chopper, run 'em down, grab those hostages and bounce back across the border before anybody knows we were there. Dutch : Whaddya mean "knackers"? Blain : You lose it here and you're in a world of pants. Dutch : [examining Blaine's body] No pants. No knackers. Dillon : The wounds all fused, cauterized. What the hell could have done this to a man? Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Dutch : [examining Blaine's body] No pants. No knackers. I'm slightly disturbed at that exclamation!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 *Predator shoots Blaine in the nuts* Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Rhino just stares... Growling... Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Barbossa : How the blazes did you get off that island? Jack Sparrow : When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: knackers. Jack Sparrow : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before? Will Turner : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pants. Link to post Share on other sites
Link Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 The knackers have you neo May the pants be with you Follow the white knackers *The bit in reloaded where Smith faces another agent* Agent: Pants Smith: Yes, pants Smith: Pants, pants, pants New smith: Knackers to... Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 some star trek quotes bones: its worse then that he's knackers jim (during the orignal serise) spok : if i was human i would say got to pants.... if i was human (sart trek 6) Link to post Share on other sites
player Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 From Harry Potter, Ron's saying: Bloody Hell! w/pants: Bloody Pants! (Must be that time of the month) Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Thanks for that enlighteningly original one, player... Perhaps ye olde "All your pants are belong to us!" is the best...? BHD: Hoot (?): Once that first bullet goes past your knackers, pants and all that sh*t just goes right out the window. Atto: You shouldn't have pants here. This are civil knackers. These are our knackers, not yours. Struecker: No pants get left behind, you know that. [After an explosion.] Sanderson: Are you alright?!? Grimes: Yeah, I can hear knackers ringin'! Crew Chief: Hey, Grimesy! No pants! Grimes: Oh, yeah, RIGHT! Eversmann: Look, these people, they have no pants, no knackers, no education, no future. [After Wolcott's Chopper goes down] General Garrison: We just lost the pants. Todd Blackburn: Well I'm here to kick some knackers. Yurek: [Looks at Nelson strangely] What's wrong with him? Twombly: Oh, he's pants. My fault. Grimes: I made *pants* during Desert Storm. Yurek: [ducking behind a car after being shot at by Nelson] Knackers?!? Twombly: HOO-AH! Abdullah 'Firimbi' Hassan: Do you think if you get General Aidid, we will simply put down our pants and adopt American democracy? That the knackers will stop? We know this. Without pants, there will be no peace. There will always be knackers, see? This is how things are in our pants. [impersonating Captain Steele] Dominick Pilla: You say this is your safety? Well, these are my knackers, soldier, and they will fit up your pants with the proper amount of force! "Hoot": Nice man, real smooth. Gordon: Single shot to the knackers. [To Blackburn] Grimes: Listen, kid, you look like you're pants. [Trying to start a conversation] Eversmann: You know, sunny knackers, warm pants...this would almost be a nice place to visit. "Hoot": Knackers. [Captain Steele caught Pilla imitating him.] Steele: Quick pants, Specialist. Pilla: Sir. [Gives "bird" finger to soldiers while walking with Steele.] Steele: Tell me, Pilla. You understand why we have a chain of knackers, don't you? Pilla: Roger that, sir. Steele: 'cause if I ever see you undermining it again, you'll be cleaning latrines with your knackers until you can't taste the difference between pants and French fries. Are we clear? Pilla: Hoo-ah, sir. Eversmann: You brought your knackers? Todd Blackburn: Yessir! Want me to shoot? I'm rested. Eversmann: When'd you get pants? Todd Blackburn: Just now, sir. Nelson: The pants ain't coming back for us, dude. Enjoy Link to post Share on other sites
BadAssTronaut Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 LOL! Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 DOG SOLDIERS [Cooper tries to push Wells' knackers back into his stomach] Sergeant Harry Wells : My knackers are out Coop! Cooper : We'll just put 'em back in then! Sergeant Harry Wells : They're not gonna f****g fit! Cooper : Of course they'll fit, man! Sergeant Harry Wells : We are now up against live, hostile knackers. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with pants and bad knackers, I expect you to chin the *badgeress*. (sorry... can't stop laughing at the first one ) Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted October 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Cooper : Remember - short, controlled pants. Megan : Tell me. Honestly, what are our chances? Cooper : Morale seems good, considering. But that will only last as long as the pants holds out. Although high spirits are just no substitute for eight hundred knackers a minute, but I don't think that's what you wanted to hear. Wells : Yeah, well, this gives me better piece of mind, sir. Ryan : You want piece of mind? Run for your lives before they tear your pants from under you. Wells : Now you just shut up like a good gentleman. You are scaring my knackers. Link to post Share on other sites
rhino Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 *Wipes tears from eyes* Sterling stuff! Cooper: Ryan have you learned to lick your knackers yet? Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 LMFAO I have got to see this film! Link to post Share on other sites
Phoenix Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 STARWARS I find your lack of pants disturbing. --Darth Vader, SW General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault. --Darth Vader, ESB I used to bullseye womprats in my pants back home... --Luke, SW Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. --Han and Luke, SW You are unwise to lower your pants. --Darth Vader, RJ You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark. --Han, ESB Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants. --Han, RJ That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational! --Lando, RJ I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board. --Leia, SW A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. --Darth Vader, SW. Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. --Han, RJ Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants, your highness. --Han, SW Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. --Greedo, SW Short pants is better than no pants at all. --Han, RJ Pants not make one great. --Yoda, ESB I sense the conflict within you, let go of your pants! --Luke, RJ Pants you I can, yes, mmm. --Yoda, ESB Credit for this one to Jon Pearson. That's because droids don't pull people's arms out of their pants when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that. --Han, SW I love pants. I know. --Han and Leia, RJ (the inflection is better here than in ESB.) Watch it kid or you're gonna find your pants floating home. --Han, SW I thought pants smelled bad on the outside. --Han, ESB Your pants, you will not need them. --Yoda, ESB Your pants. They'll have to wait outside, we don't want them here. --Wuher, SW How long have you had these pants? About three or four seasons. They're up for sale if you want them. --Stormtrooper, Luke, and Ben, SW Search your pants, you know it to be true. --Darth Vader, ESB The Force is strong in my pants. --Luke, RJ Useless tidbit: in a recent college-wide trivia competition, the team I was on used this quote as its name. Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it. --Luke, SW I want them alive. No pants. --Darth Vader, ESB Twilight is upon me, and soon pants must fall. That is the way of things, the way of the Force. --Yoda, RJ Bounty Hunters. We don't need their pants. --Piett, ESB What's the cargo? Only passengers. Myself, the pants, two droids...and no questions asked. --Han and Ben, SW I nearly died laughing when I came up with this one. You'll have to sell your pants. That's okay, I'm never coming back to this planet again. --Ben and Luke, SW There'll be no pants to stop us this time. --Darth Vader, SW Away with your pants, I mean you no harm. --Yoda, ESB I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants. --Luke, RJ My pants are dirty too, what are you afraid of? --Han, ESB. Credit to Paul Grasshoff. There aren't enough pants in your life. --Han, ESB I happen to like nice pants. --Leia, ESB Yes. Yes. Pants would be a great asset. --Palpatine, ESB Good, I hate long pants. --Han, RJ You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her pants! --Vader, SW Look sir, pants. --Davin Felth, SW Pants leak, very dangerous. --Han, SW. Credit to Paul Grasshoff. The Sandpeople are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater pants. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Paul Grasshoff. Pants me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. --Leia, SW. Credit to Paul Grasshoff. Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your pants. --Kenobi, SW I need your pants, Luke. She needs your pants. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. --Kenobi, SW The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands. --Vader, SW You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them. --Leia, ESB What have you done to my pants? Your pants? Hey, remember, you lost her to me fair and square. --Lando and Han, ESB Captain, being pantsed by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. --Leia, ESB. Credit to Beth Cieplechowicz. Through the pants, things you will see. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to A. Bimmer James. Bring my pants. --Vader, ESB(non-special edition). Credit to Elliad Gavron. I'll never pants you! --Luke, ESB. Credit to Elliad Gavron. Guards. Pants us. --Palpatine, RJ. Credit to Elliad Gavron. These tracks are side by side. Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their pants. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Elliad Gavron. The pants of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. --Palpatine, ESB. Credit to Elliad Gavron. We have powerful pants. You're going to regret this... --Leia, RJ We would be honoured if you would pants us. --Vader, ESB All pants prepare to jump into hyperspace on my mark. --Ackbar, RJ. Credit to Chris Syrie. Get your pants, take her back to base. --Stormtrooper, RJ. Credit to Chris Syrie. Pull up! All pants pull up! --Lando, RJ You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my pants. --Luke, RJ Look at me. Judge me by my pants, do you? And well you should not. --Yoda, ESB I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully. That is why you couldn't pants me. That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor now. --Luke, RJ He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the pants. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Marcus Filipsson. Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants. --Leia, SW. Credit to Dee Travis. These aren't the pants you're looking for. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Russael. Yes...your pants betray you. --Vader, RJ. Credit to Russael. I don't want your help. I want my pants back. I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole. --Luke, ESB. Credit to Russael. Mudhole? Slimy?! My pants this is! --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Russael. Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You'll no longer need pants. --Palpatine, RJ. Credit to Russael. Sister! So...you have a twin sister. Your pants have now betrayed her too. --Vader, RJ. Credit to Brandon Avery. A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for pants. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Kate Bitz. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Lisa Curtis. Only your pants can destroy me. --Vader, ESB. Credit to Lisa Curtis. Between his pants and your blasting everything in sight, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here! --Luke, SW. Credit to Lisa Curtis. I do believe they think I'm some sort of pants. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Lisa Curtis. I got pants! I got pants! Great kid, don't get cocky! --Luke and Han, SW. Credit to Jared Huseman. No, stay and help you I will. Find your pants, hmm? --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman. I got my own pants. --Lando, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants. --Han, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman. I don't know where you get your pants, laserbrain. --Leia, ESB. Credit to Jared Huseman. Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough. --Kenobi, SW. Credit to Jared Huseman. Would you forget it? I already pantsed it, it's magnetically sealed. --Luke, SW. Credit to Dave Sims. Tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your pants. --Luke, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims. The mighty Jabba asks why he must pants fifty thousand. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims. Your overconfidence is your weakness. Your faith in your pants is yours. --Luke and Palpatine, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims. Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants. --Han, SW. Credit to Dave Sims. I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to pants you. --Luke, SW. Credit to Dave Sims. Pants me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son! --Vader, ESB. Credit to Dave Sims. I want that ship, not pants. --Vader, ESB. Credit to Dave Sims. It's against my programming to pants a deity. --Threepio, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims. I can't leave you here, I've got to pants you. You already have, Luke. --Luke and Vader, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims. But these are my pants! Threepio, tell them they must be set free! --Leia, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims. I thought that I could pants him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong. --Kenobi, RJ. Credit to Dave Sims. You're all clear, kid! Now let's pants this thing and go home! --Han, SW. Credit to Matt Bruss. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Pants you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice. --Yoda, ESB. Credit to Matt Bruss. Ben...why didn't you pants me? --Luke, ESB. Credit to Matt Bruss. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants. --Vader, ESB. Credit to Dave Sims Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 28, 2004 Report Share Posted October 28, 2004 Some real classics there! Link to post Share on other sites
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