Sledge Posted November 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Patrick Bateman : I want to pants you to death, and then play around with your knackers. Waiter : Would you like to hear today's specials? Patrick Bateman : Not if you want to keep your knackers. Link to post Share on other sites
Longhairedhippy Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 All your pants are belong to us. you have no pants to survive make your knackers. someone set us up the pants! Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 damn beat me two it oh well song from treansformers the movie you've got the touch you've got knackers yeah!! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Johns : He just escaped from a maximum security pant. Fry : Should he just stay locked up forever? Johns : That would be my choice. Fry : Is he really that dangerous? Johns : Only around knackers. Johns : Full clip, pant's off. One shot if you spot him. Paris : Yes, but what if Mr. Riddick spots us first? Johns : Then there'll be no knackers. Paris : Is anybody else having trouble breathing? Shazza : Yeah. I feel one knacker short. Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 or Banging... Head... On... Knackers... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Leave now you knackers! Leave...leave...leave before the pants ban you! One for rizzo, there Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 I am da knackers! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Oh god... Somebody get that man some knackers! or Somebody get that man some pants! - Face/Off? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted November 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Pikachu, I choose knackers! Must...beat...rhino's...knackers... Loads of people die in pants all the time. My dads friend has a shett of papper filled with stundents he had at a knackers school. Every one market with a X is dead. And my firend crashed with his about 2 weeks ago and was in hospital with fractures in his knackers and a full pants broken of. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Oh dear god. Or... Oh dear knackers. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 Gretik i love your sig "I am Knackers Perreilious Decimus, commander of the knackers in the north, pants to a murdered son, knackers to a murdered wife; and i will have my knackers, in this life, or the next" Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 LMFAO Classic Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 "Feel the knackers, Luke." "I can feel your knackers." "And would someone get this walking pants out of my face?" "I'm endangering the pants, I shouldn't have come." Ok, Havoc? Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Holy Pants Revival! Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 This thread revival is so well done, I do believe that if dafool were here, he'd have this to say: From 24 Dan: We'd like our pants now. If that's like, you know, okay. Ira Gaines: Well, just we're like, you know, clear, what happened to the other pants? Dan: Janet? Like I told you, we had to knacker them. Ira Gaines: 'Cause my people tell me that a pair of pants fitting her description was taken to a hospital near to where you were. How do you explain that? Dan: Well, the thing is that... [pause] Dan: ...maybe they weren't quite pants. Ira Gaines: Well I tell ya, Dan. You're either pants or you're not pants. There's no such thing as "sorta pants". Here, let me show you. [Pulls out gun and shoots Dan] Ira Gaines: [to a very shocked Rick] You've just been promoted. Knackers. Jack Bauer: Tell me where the knackers are or I will kill your son. Eli: Who did you call? Who is this? Jack Bauer: [On the phone] I'm the last thing you will ever see if anything happens to my pants or my knackers. [syed Ali has said he's willing to die] Jack Bauer: The only way you're going to die is if I kill you. Your pants are not going off. Ira Gaines: Knacker your friend. Rick: Where? Ira Gaines: [annoyed] In the pants. Teddy Hanlin: Hiya, Jack. Haven't seen you since you put my pants away. Link to post Share on other sites
rizzo Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six knackers or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost knackers myself. But being as this is a .44 Pants, the most powerful pants in the world, and would blow your knackers clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do you feel knackers? Well, do ya punk? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Joker: Where does he get those wonderful pants? Joker: Would somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed as a knacker gets all my publicity? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 "Delicious crime! I'll hurt its knackers!" Use an advanced google search, you can specify a domain. Try knackers.co.uk It actually works! Link to post Share on other sites
joeking27 Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Are you mocking me? Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 I mock everyone, it's nothing personal. "Damn boring knackers anyway. Luke, we're gonna have company!" Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 I knacker everyone, it's nothing personal. Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 I will not pretend to respect knackers you pants whipped slime bucket of a man. You're [sic] knackers were a bunch of pantsbuckets. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Pants Y'see what I did there! OMFG I changed his username from Sledge to Pants! Lolololololololololololol how funneh am I???!!!11oneoneonetwothree/////SHIFT *kisses knackers...again*I love you, I love you, kiss kiss kiss!!! Hey, it's not easy being the only pants in the vill-age, remember! Link to post Share on other sites
Sledge Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 HaVoC_KnAcKeRs. ROFL!!! :lol: LMAFO!!! etc. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Sledge: Lighting YOUR darkest pants! Lock. Me. Now. or, for the sake of cutting it off here Pants. Me. Now. Lock. Me. Pants. Knacker. Me. Now. Lock. Me. Knackers. Link to post Share on other sites
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