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Anyone going to see Billy Conelly


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He was good in Still Crazy

 

I've got me a woman

twice ma height n' size

she's a married woman

comes to see me sometimes

 

you don't believe i love ya

look at the state i'm in

you don't believe i'm sinkin

look at the hole i'm in

 

CHORUS

Stealin!

Stealin!

Oh momma dontcha tell on me...

 

(+ 20 knowledge points for film reference and song lyrics from film)

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His Two Night Stand video's one of the best bits of stand up I've ever seen.

 

Posh man: "If you took Norway, stood it up on it's end, and let it fall... where would it land?"

 

Billy: "...hypothetically speaking? France?"

 

Posh man: "Morocco!"

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