Ghost_Rider Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Over the last few months, a coupled/three threads have sprung up to produce various parody songs for Events like Arniegeddon 05, or just in general. This thread is to collect them into one place, and also to inspire others. (To the Tune of "What shall we do with the drunken sailor?") What Shall We do At Arniegeddon? What Shall We do At Arniegeddon? What Shall We do At Arniegeddon? What Shall We do At Arniegeddon? We'll play lots of airsoft! Wax Havoc till he's got no hair left, Wax Havoc till he's got no hair left, Wax Havoc till he's got no hair left, Do that at arnie-geddon! Make Aimpoint wear a girly Tutu, Make Aimpoint wear a girly Tutu, Make Aimpoint wear a girly Tutu, Cos he's a girly sniper Chorus Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft! Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft! Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft! Especially Arnigeddon! Let's blow carrots up with pyro, Let's blow carrots up with pyro, Let's blow carrots up with pyro, BOOM! at Arniegeddon Let's shoot snip3r with our moscarts, Let's shoot snip3r with our moscarts, Let's shoot snip3r with our moscarts, He's *fruitcage*ed at Arniegeddon! Chorus Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft! Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft! Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft! Especially Arnigeddon! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is this the Way to Arniegeddon? When the day is dawning, On a Spectre Sunday Morning How I long to be there With Arnie whos waiting for me there Every lonely city Where I hang my hat Aint as half as pretty, As where the airsoft's at (Chorus) Is this the way to Arniegeddon? Where's the barn that we went to bed in? Dreaming dreams of Arniegeddon And sweet Arnie who waits for me Show me the way to Arniegeddon Wether my arm tape has blue or red on Kicking a$$ at Arniegeddon And sweet Arnie who waits for me Sha la la la la la la la X3 And Arnie who waits for me Theres a AEG ringing With a line of beebs that its slinging Hear exploding pyro And the guy whose name is Rhino, Just beyond the woodland, Theres an urban zone, That's why I'm off to Spectre, And I know I'm not alone..... (Chorus) Is this the way to Arniegeddon? Where's the barn that we went to bed in? Dreaming dreams of Arniegeddon And sweet Arnie who waits for me Show me the way to Arniegeddon Wether my arm tape has blue or red on Kicking a$$ at Arniegeddon And sweet Arnie who waits for me Sha la la la la la la la X3 And Arnie who waits for me <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Show me the way to Lower Maescoed Show me the way to Lower Maescoed, I can't find the right bloody lane, Well I past this sign post about an hour ago, and I've come to it again! Show me the way to Lower Maescoed, I'm tired of this bloody heavy pack, Well I want to get to this airsofting place, But my map reading skills are cack. No matter where I drive, Through land or sheep or foam, Well you'll always find me a singing this song, Show me the way to Lower Maescoed. Show me the way to Lower Maescoed Posh version Indicate the way to Lower Maescoed, I can't locate the correct bypass, Yes we traversed this small hillock sixty minutes ago, And all I can see is grass! Indicate the way to Lower Maescoed, I'm fatigued of this rather weighty load, Well my destination is an airsofting event, But i can't find the correct road! No matter where I perambulate, On land or sea or agitated water, You will always find me reciting this melody, Indicate the way to Lower Maescoed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wrote this when I was bored at work last year. Pretty Fly (For A Newbie) Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh! Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh! Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh! And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a newbie) Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis You know it's kind of hard just to get along today The subject knows jack s**t but he posts stuff anyway He may not have a clue, and he can’t write very well, But he doesn’t get put off when we all say “Go to hell!” So don't debate, just tell him straight “You really don't get it anyway Gotta play the field, and take your hits For you no way, for you no way” So if you don't rate, just overcompensate At least you'll know you can always go on get an M60 The world needs newbies So hey, hey do that airsoft thing Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh! Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh! Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh! And all the girls say I'm pretty fly (for a newbie) He needs some cool guns, not just any will suffice But they didn't have Western Arms so he bought KWC Now cruising down the skirmish he sees guys with AEGs But he’s in real trouble ‘cos he didn’t bring bbs! So don't debate, just tell him straight “You really don't get it anyway Gotta play the field, and take your hits For you no way, for you no way” So if you don't rate, just overcompensate At least you'll know you can always get an M60 The world loves newbies So hey, hey do that brand new thing Now he's getting a electric, yeah, he's buyin’ an AEG He asked for H&K but they gave him an Uzi Friends say he's trying too hard and he's cute, oh bless But in his own mind, he's the, he's the SAS Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh! Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh! Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh! uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis So don't debate, cuz he's a player straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway He's gonna play the field, and take his hits For you no way, for you no way So if you don't rate, just overcompensate At least you'll know you can always get an M60 The world needs newbies The world loves newbies So let's get some more newbies And hey, hey do that airsoft thing! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heaven Is A Skirmish If I die up in my loft At least in Heaven I can 'soft 'Cos right now in Britain I can’t do jack Without tony blair up on my back Now Heaven would be a skirmish shootin guns is pretty neat And Heaven would be just kickin’ Back with Jesus packing heat And if you don’t believe in Jesus Then Muhammed or Buddha too And while britains banning airsoft We just sit back and laugh at you If I die up in ma loft At least in Heaven I can 'soft 'Cos right now in britain I can’t do jack Without tony blair up on my back Now when most people think of Heaven and they think of whats good and right But I looked a little closer And there’s a sign that says "skirmish site" So if you wanna come to my Heaven Well we all gonna have a 'soft And every one you know is welcome 'Cos we got no goverment boffs If I die up in ma loft At least in Heaven I can 'soft 'Cos right now in Britain I can’t do jack Without tony blair up on ma back Got the 'soft Got the 'soft Got the 'soft Got the 'soft Heaven is a skirmish If I die up in ma loft At least in Heaven I can 'soft 'Cos right now in Britain I can’t do jack Without tony blair upon my back <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Havent read through but here goes: To "all night long" Well, my friends, the time has come To shoot some newbs and have some fun Throw away the work to be done Let the airsoft play on (play on, play on) Everbody spring, everybody gas Lose yourself in wildest wales We're going to Arnies- ghedon, fiesta, forever Come on and sing along! We're going to Arnies- ghedon, fiesta, forever Come on and sing along! The games are long! (are long) The games are long! (are long) The games are long! (are long) People shooting all in the street See the bbs all at their feet airsoft is good wild and sweet Let the newbies play on (play on, play on) Feel it in your heart And feel it in your soul Let the newbies take control We're going to Arnies- ghedon, fiesta, forever Come on and sing my song! All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) Yeah, once you get hits then You're out the round Come join the fun Theres the full regen sound Everyone's shooting Their troubles away Come join in airsoft See how we play! Oh, yes We're going to go to arnies! All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! (all night) All night long! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How about: ONCE TWICE THREE TIMES A LADY Thanks for the BB's That you've given me The memories are all in my mind And now that we've come To the end of our regens There's something I must say out loud You're once, twice Three times a newbie And I shot you Yes you're once twice Three times a newbie And I shot you And I shot you When we at Arnies The moments I cherish With every bb out of my gun To hit you to lace you To charge you to flank you There's nothing to keep us apart You're once twice Three times a newbie And I shot you I shot you...so just walk will ya!? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> EASY Know it sounds funny But I just can't stand the pain Girl I'm leaving arnies tomorrow Seems to me girl You know I've done all I can You see I begged, stole And I borrowed Ooh, that's why I'm newbie I'm newbie at Arnie-Geddon That's why I'm newbie I'm newbie on Arnie-Geddon Why in the world Would anyboddy shoot bbs at me? I've paid my green fees to make it Everbody wants to shoot me and they want to lace me I'm not happy when I take too many hits! No! Ooh, that's why I'm newbie I'm newbie at Arnie-Geddon That's why I'm newbie I'm newbie at Arnie-Geddon I wanna be pro, so pro I wanna be shooting all people that I dont know I wanna be free with the BB's, babe! Then I'm no newbie no newbie at Arnie-Geddon Then I'm no newbie no newbie at Arnie-Geddon Because I'm newbie newbie at Arnie-Geddon Because I'm newbie newbie at Arnie-Geddon <{POST_SNAPBACK}> People try to put me down (talkin' bout' my reputation) Just because I flame around ((talkin' bout' my reputation) Can stand noobs who talk in leet(talkin' bout' my reputation) When I +1 it's fcuking sweet (talkin' bout' my reputation) Chorus My Reputation, It's My Reputation baby Don't you send neg-rep my way (talkin' bout' my reputation) Just cos you don't agree with what I say (talkin' bout' my reputation) i'm not trying to cause a big sensation (talkin' bout' my reputation) Couldn't care less 'bout my reputation (talkin' bout' my reputation) Chorus Don't you send neg-rep my way (talkin' bout' my reputation) Just cos you don't agree with what I say (talkin' bout' my reputation) i'm not trying to cause a big sensation (talkin' bout' my reputation) Couldn't care less 'bout my reputation (talkin' bout' my reputation) Chorus My, My, My, My Reputation People try to put me down (talkin' bout' my reputation) Just because I flame around ((talkin' bout' my reputation) Can stand noobs who talk in leet(talkin' bout' my reputation) When I +1 it's fcuking sweet (talkin' bout' my reputation) Chorus With apologies to 'The Who' <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted July 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Everybody's free (to play Airsoft) Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of 2005, Play Airsoft. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, Airsoft would be it. The long term benefits of Airsoft have been proved by Skirmishers whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience… I will dispense this advice, now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your AEG; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your AEG until the color of the grips have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of your AEG, and recall in away you can't grasp now how many noobs you could've owned and how faboulus it looked... The Armalite is not as raped as you imagine. Don’t worry about your rep points; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to storm a bunker with just a pointed stick. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindisde you like a sniper with a vsr10 hiding in a bush. Do one thing every game that scares you Reload Don’t be reckless with other people’s weapons, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Fire Don’t waste your time on on FPS worries; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind; the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the flaming; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old spare parts, throw away your old gun boxes. Stretch Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know which gun is best for you.…the most interesting people I know didn’t know when they were newbs what they wanted to to use for their guns; Some of the most interesting old hands I know still don’t. Use plenty of pyro. Be kind to your gearbox, you’ll miss that when it dies. Maybe you’ll upgrade, maybe you won’t, Maybe you’ll kick *albatross*, maybe you won’t, Maybe you’ll be hit in 30 seconds, Maybe you’ll achieve the objective and be the last man standing… What ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your weapon, use it every way you can, don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest toy you’ll ever own.. Sneak…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the manual, even if it's in japanese. Do NOT watch black hawk down, it will only make you spend money. Get to know your teammates, you never know when they’ll be gone for good. Be nice to your retailers, they're your best link to new guns and the people most likely to repair them for you in the future. Understand that Guns come and go, but with the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in finaincing and desire, because the poorer you get, the more you'll realise that airsoft is more addictive than crack.. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, Western arms will suck, you too will get old and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, Western arms rocked, and players respected the marshalls. Respect your marshalls. Don’t expect anyone else to buy your kit. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out. Don’t mess too much with your hop up, or by the time you're done, it will be buggered.. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth. But trust me about Airsoft… <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Arnie's Airsoft Rap 'Sup yo 'Sup yo 'Sup yo It's rizzo! 'Sup yo 'Sup yo 'Sup yo It's Mitsuko! 'Sup yo 'Sup yo 'Sup yo It's Sledge-o! 'Sup yo 'Sup yo 'Sup yo It's HaV-o! <----- All ma niggz in da hood Playin' 'soft like real good Wiv AEGs and GBBs We're real good y'know, yo! <repeat chorus> So we gettin' down like An' I'm real loud in my mic Fire over me head, yo It's airsoft, fo' sho'! <chorus> So we runnin' 'cross da field An' he hit me when I kneeled Like that, nig, BOOM! 'Sup 'sup ma room! <chorus> So, yo, this rap's not fly Bu' man, I is not gunna die I like pull the handgun out, yo And 'BOOM BOOM' take him fo' sho'! <chorus> An' he shoutin' "Hit!" real loud So we go over to him like an cloud, man An then he is sayin' "Well played man" When some dirty skank shot me from't back, y'know! <chorus> I gottin' down 'n' dirty, know? But now I is tired like, though I dunno why someone wrote this fing really But man it is real cheesy, yo! <chorus> <to fade> <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Strip me West'n Arms down, Ralph.. Tie me West'n Arms down.. (wiggle board) take care with their hopup set there, Ralph... Strip me West'n Arms down (chorus) Aint this airsoft-stuff great, mate.. aint this airsoft-stuff great (wiggle board) Aint this airsoft-stuff great, mate.. aint this airsoft-stuff great! Shoot the hicap then scoot, Bruce Shoot the hicap then scoot. Take care to wind it back up Bruce, Shoot the hicap then scoot. (chorus) any other takers? my brain hurts! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Two little boys had two little toys Each had a GLOCK 18 Gaily they played each summer's day Warriors both of course One little chap then had a mishap Smashed his gun against the shed Wept for this boy then cried with joy As his young playmate said Did you think I would leave you crying When I've enough pistols for two Come on in here Jack and don't be crying Here's a Beretta for you When we grow up we'll both be soldiers And our weapons will not be toys And I wonder if we'll remember When we were two little boys Long years had passed, war came so fast Bravely they marched away Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd Wounded and dying lay Up goes a shout, an opfor dashes out Out from the ranks so blue Rushes away to where Joe lay Then came a voice he knew Did you think I would leave you dying When there's enough on my webbing for two Take this Joe, we'll soon be flying I can shoot just as fast with only two Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble Perhaps it's the battle's noise But I think it's that I remember When we were two little boys <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I got mo' Mags than most of em Ran from the best of em Forgave the newbs of them Flamed at the rest of them What can I say? 2 Mini-batt's-a-day? Where suckas call "hit" every day over some twigs they sway. Disconnected from the plinking? Whatever! As long as I got a Beretta - Nigga - I take you down from wherever I roll wit' ma springer off safety - for suckas that been hating me lately And some Marshals that wanna break me. If Arniegeddon blew up - I'd be in the after-party Pumpin Green Gas makin' targets look arty From Depot 53 to WGC to Airsoft armour-E Started from that S.O.B - Arn-E Like Biily G I'm rich-rollin, Marui Holding, mag pouch swollen sucka Thats how I'm rollin. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As I walk through the valley with my AEG I take a look at my ammo And realize I've no bb's 'Cause I've been sprayin' and windin' so long that, Even with a hi-cap all the plastic's gone But I ain't never flamed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a n00b, you know that's unheard of You betta watch how ya walking And who you're stalking Or you and your wingman might be lined in chalk I really hate to trip but I gotta lope As they croak, I see myself in the pyro smoke, fool I'm the airsofter little newbie's wanna be like Always leading the way Skirmish every second sunday Been spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) Keep spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) Reckless situations, they got me facing Never lead from the back, got my shotgun to rack, Loved airsoft so much, made a cult team, Too much surfing Arnie's, got me chasing dreams I'm an trigger happy fool, skirmishing on my mind Got my glock in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a tricked out 'softer, so many guns Cultists are 1337, but we're just here to have fun, fool Safezone's nothing but a beeb hit away No medics, one life, so what can I say? I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-four? The way things is going I don't know. Been spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) Keep spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) VCR is looming, Politics and power Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking What's going on in the Commons? But I don't know what's cooking. They say I gotta fight But nobody's here to teach me If they can't understand it , how can they reach me? I guess they can't I guess they won't, I guess they front That's why I know that the sport is out of luck, fool! Been spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) Keep spending most our lives Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Introducing Rizzooooooo *drops beat* I'm ridin' in the hood with ma rizzo, Shootin' everything for the shizzo, Don't think I would hestitate, To shoot the shizz that Rizzo hate, We ride together and he ma homie for life, If he ent at home, he's out cheating on his wife, He don't give a flying shizzle, Cos he's Rizzle-Nizzle- one bad mutherfizzle. *To 'Candy Shop' by 50 cent* [intro: 50 Cent] Yeah... Uh huh So seductive [Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia] [50 Cent] I take you to the airsoft shop I'll let you lick the auto glock Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep goin 'til you shoot the shot (whoa) [Olivia] I'll take you to the airsoft shop We'll get a taste of what they got They'll have us spending all we got Keep us going till we've got to stop (whoa) [Verse 1: 50 Cent] You can have it your way, how do you want it You gon' buy that thing now or should i reserve it Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level Airsoft Armoury jam packed, hot as a teakettle I'll strip it down for you now, baby it's simple Press the leaver, Push that button In the shop or in the back of the workshop, On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you're there for, Got the armalite, I'm the gear wh0re, Have your friends teasin you 'bout how much money you spent, Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem Get the slide and pull it back, load a round, I'm a seasoned vet when it come to this sh!t You'll work up a sweat after we've run for some clicks I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can I put a gun in your mouth, not in your hand(ha ha) [Chorus] I take you to the airsoft shop I'll let you lick the auto glock Go 'head girl, don't you stop Keep goin 'til you shoot the shot (whoa) [Olivia] I'll take you to the airsoft shop We'll get a taste of what they got They'll have us spending all we got Keep us going till we've got to stop (whoa) Sir give me the weapon, nice and slow On your knees, I don't see that muzzle dayglo You ain't never seen a replica like this before Cause Tm ain't never made this *beep* before, Soon as I come through the door I've go to the wardrobe, It's like it's a race who can get in their DPMs first, Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs <----- original song Had me thinking about that camo after I'd gone, I shoot the right shot at the right time, Aimpoint on or off, you'll get it from behind ( ) So seductive, you should see my hicap wind My grips are aftermarket, what a find. As long as it ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin Drippin wet with sweat, the skirmish is on All my campaign, beeb after beeb its on And we gon' go till that whistle blows And rest <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A collaberation with Myself and W.K.Shuridys I'm Bustin plastic Bustin plastic Im an AIRSOFT shooter Fantastic. I gots the G to the muthafukkin B.B. I gots the CAMO so you niggas dont see me. You be in a world of pain, cause Im packin propane. I cock the Glock with the blowback attack. I got the game that you just can't hack I'm Bustin plastic Bustin plastic Im an AIRSOFT shooter Fantastic I'm pimpin them hoes while I fires off my plastic hose. Im the Mack with tha A.E.G. attack *badgeress* *albatross*. Yo it's time to pull the trigga Yo gats be small while mine keep gettin bigga 600 shots! That's what I gots ta bust ya chops. I'm Bustin plastic Bustin plastic Im an AIRSOFT shooter Fantastic Creepin through the muthafukkin bush with ghille Ambushin niggaz, an buck they *albatross* silly You thinks your homie is red hot, check dat I allready gotcha in my red-dot. I'm Bustin plastic Bustin plastic Im an AIRSOFT shooter Fantastic Im a maniac with a TEC-9, betta hit me now, cuz there won't be a next time. thats right Niggas, Im a A.E.G. shooter Fantastic! and I'm "bustin plastic" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 50 Cents "21 Questions" [Nate Dogg ] Mate... it's easy to love me now Would you love me if I was down, on gas? Would you still have love for me? Mate... it's easy to love me now Would you love me if all my bb’s were gone? Would you still have love for me? Mate... [50 cent] If my scope fell off my rifle would you still shoot me? If I didn't have camo gear on would you still ‘soft with me? If I got ripped off on the forum and laughed at by all of Arnie’s Could I count on you to reimburse me and take me to airsoft armoury? If I went back to a springer, from a gas G17 Would you poof, and disappear, like my last bag of bb’s? If I was hit and I was hurt, would you give me a plaster? If it was time to put in work, would you mod my AEG to shoot faster? I'd get out and buy the parts, if you chill and drive I'm askin questions to find out how you broke my MP5 If I ain't shoot cause I flipped burgers at Burger King Would you be ashamed to tell your team you feelin me? In the bed if I used my gun, would you like that? If I shot you with a Cyma, would you fight back? Now we can have a lil' drink, you know a nightcap? And we could go let off some pyros, I know you like that [Nate Dogg ] Mate... it's easy to love me now Would you love me if I was down, on gas? Would you still have love for me? Mate... it's easy to love me now Would you love me if all my bb’s were gone? Would you still have love for me? Mate... [50 Cent] Now would you leave me if you found out my jacket wasn’t rip-stop? Do you believe me when I say we’ll have dinner at the chip shop? Are you mad cause I'm askin you 21 questions? Or is it cause I said I prefer colts revolvers to Smith and Wessons? Do you trust me enough, to let me lube your Glock up? Stop staring at me like I’m gonna make a cock up. If I was down, would you say things to make me laugh? If I tripped in the field and fell in mud would you run me a hot bath? If I was using 0.12 bb’s and someone happened to see And when you asked me about it I said it wasn't me Would you believe me, or up and leave me? How deep is our airsoft bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone? We only humans we make mistakes To make it up I'll do whatever it takes I’ll pay your site fees , just pick a date mate You know my style, I'll say anything to make you smile [Nate Dogg ] Mate... it's easy to love me now Would you love me if I was down, on gas? Would you still have love for me? Mate... it's easy to love me now Would you love me if all my bb’s were gone? Would you still have love for me? Mate... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yea..this is lame, i'm white so cut me a break Go ("Back and fourth") From here to the floor 'Till your bodies spasm and your hands are sore Go ("Back and fourth") From here to the store Used a Tanaka Magnum now you need some more Go ("Back and fourth") On rock, make her rock make her pop Make it roll, make her stop before you blow it then Go ("Back and fourth") From here to the Arn From near and from far When you hear it in your car go.. Hey what's up Thomme I see you standin' there with your little M9 MP5 trying to look all pretty (So?) Thats like 250 dollars total Thats like a brand new AK to me Get the *fruitcage* outta here.. Go ("Back and fourth") Weed spot to the Glocks cocked Bring a friend with you just to make sure the Colt's hot ("Back and fourth") If she with you now she's mine Boy you should've never shoulda bought that f**kin nine ("Back and fourth") 'Lotta AUG's goin "click" Do the dough that I get, plus the rounds that I spit ("Back and fourth") Weed up get that money man We about to change the game, won't be nothin' funny man <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
project_jam Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 we love you arnie we do we love you arnie we do we love you arnie we do oh arnie we love you made by me lol JAM Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Why oh why did you post my...abomination? EDIT: OMFG 7000 POSTS GET! Link to post Share on other sites
Para Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 We should get Weird Al Yankovic to make us some more lol. They're some pretty good songs you got there. Link to post Share on other sites
Para Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 and one off 300 rep points Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 RATM, Airsoft reworking of Vietnow Turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off Gear is your only god in the game Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off Turn it off, turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off Gear is your only god on the game Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene Merge on the Safezone, slingin' BB's Up jump the Contact then bang, let 'em hang While tha Geardo's try to stuff that void Let's capture this 134a mayhem Geared up, and blessed by the Lord Tha power pendulum swings by the Battery cord Shock around tha clock, from noon 'til noon Men grabbin' they guns, and stuff 'em into the room Terror's the obj. ya push Well I'm a Gear addict, oh sh/t I gotta gearrush n00bs tremble an here come the pellets Thrown from tha throat, new aegs an WA's Geared down and blessed by tha Lord Tha same gear addit that ran around with a rubber sword Check out tha new style that HaVoc found I tune in with a pellet ta shut down that devil sniper Shut down tha devil sniper Tha program of AG-06 Shut down tha devil sniper Turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off Gear is your only god in the game Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off Turn it off, turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off Gear is your only god on the game Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene Flex tha saftey, fire, uh! Somebody gotta shell 'em These evil angels lists, hittin' tha target list Pay ta shoot this That one human, n00b, springer guy Tha one with out a room The 12.grams wippin' our backs Yeah, comin' down like the charge of the mil-sims Terror's the obj. ya push Well I'm a gear addict, oh *beep* I gotta gearrush n00bs tremble an here come the pellets Thrown from tha throat, new aegs an WA's One caution tha marshells are an evil lot Ta shut down tha devil sniper Shut down tha devil sniper Check the heads duck in spectre Shut down tha devil sniper Is all tha world safezones and bunkers? Is all tha world safezones and bunkers? Is all tha world safezones and bunkers? Is all tha world safezones and bunkers? Is all tha world safezones and bunkers? AEG, nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off Gear is your only god on the Game Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off Turn it off, turn on tha AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off Gear is your only god on tha game Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god Re-Worked By Alex Wallace, Feel free to use this anywhere so long as credit is there, no matter how small.. Turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off Gear is your only god in the game Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off Turn it off, turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off Gear is your only god on the game Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene Merge on the Safezone, slingin' BB's Up jump the Contact then bang, let 'em hang While tha Geardo's try to stuff that void Let's capture this 134a mayhem Geared up, and blessed by the Lord Tha power pendulum swings by the Battery cord Shock around tha clock, from noon 'til noon Men grabbin' they guns, and stuff 'em into the room Terror's the obj. ya push Well I'm a Gear addict, oh sh/t I gotta gearrush n00bs tremble an here come the pellets Thrown from tha throat, new aegs an WA's Geared down and blessed by tha Lord Tha same gear addit that ran around with a rubber sword Check out tha new style that HaVoc found I tune in with a pellet ta shut down that devil sniper Shut down tha devil sniper Tha program of AG-06 Shut down tha devil sniper Turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off Gear is your only god in the game Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off Turn it off, turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off Gear is your only god on the game Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene Flex tha saftey, fire, uh! Somebody gotta shell 'em These evil angels lists, hittin' tha target list Pay ta shoot this That one human, n00b, springer guy Tha one with out a room The 12.grams wippin' our backs Yeah, comin' down like the charge of the mil-sims Terror's the obj. ya push Well I'm a gear addict, oh *beep* I gotta gearrush n00bs tremble an here come the pellets Thrown from tha throat, new aegs an WA's One caution tha marshells are an evil lot Ta shut down tha devil sniper Shut down tha devil sniper Check the heads duck in spectre Shut down tha devil sniper Is all tha world safezones and bunkers? Is all tha world safezones and bunkers? Is all tha world safezones and bunkers? Is all tha world safezones and bunkers? Is all tha world safezones and bunkers? AEG, nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off Gear is your only god on the Game Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off Turn it off, turn on tha AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off Gear is your only god on tha game Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god Re-Worked By Alex Wallace, Feel free to use this anywhere so long as credit is there, no matter how small.. Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 to the tune of "Moscow" by Genghis Khan: Arnie! King of the Airsoft land Built like a rock to stand, proud and devine Arnie! your golden pistols glow Even through ice and snow, sparkling they shine And every night, night, night, there is music (hey, hey) Oh every night, night, night, there is laugh (hah, hah) And every night, night, night, there is rivalry Here's to you, brother, hey brother, hoh Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Arnie! Arnie! throwing Pyros at them all! One 'soft site to rule them all, Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh, Hey! Arnie! Arnie! join us for an Arisoft Show We'll go dancing 'round the clock, Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah, Hey! Arnie! Arnie! drinking vodka all night long Keeps you happy, makes you strong, Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh, Hey! Arnie! Arnie! come and have a drink and then You will never leave again, Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah Arnie! - man full of mystery, So full of history, noble and old Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-Arnie! there is a burning fire That never will expire, deep in your soul And every night, night, night there is music (hey, hey) Oh every night, night, night there is laugh (hah, hah) And every night, night, night there is rivalry Here's to you sister, hey sister, hoh-oh-oh-oh Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Arnie! Arnie! drinking vodka all night long Keeps you happy, makes you strong, Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh, Hey! Arnie! Arnie! come and have a drink and then You will never leave again, Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah Arnie! La-la-lah, lah-la-la-lah La-la-lah, lah-la-la-lah, Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh, Hey! Arnie! (Arnie!), La-la-lah, lah-la-la-lah La-la-lah, lah-la-la-lah, Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 to the tune of 50 cent, candy shop: Yeah... Uh huh So seductive I take you to the Airsoft shop I'll let you hold the glock 18 Go ahead newbie check them out keep searching until you stop I'll take you to the Airsoft shop Boy one shot of what ive got I'll have you trying all you got Keep shooting till you hit the spot You can have it your way, how do you want it You gon' back that guy up or should you go up front Adrenaline rising, okay lets go to the next room Arena floor jam packed, hot as a tea kettle I'll load it up for you, newbie it's simple If you be a newbie, I'll be a ace In the bunker or in the woods On the floor or in the way, it's whatever you do Got the gun, I'm the delta doctor Have your friends teasin you bout the way your gun performs Wanna show me how you work it newbie, no problem Get up there then get to work shooting like a newbie I'm a seasoned pro when it comes to this After you work up a sweat you can play as a part of the ace team I'm tryin to explain n00b the best way I can I shoot in the leg, not in the hands (ha ha) n00b what we do (what we do) And how we do (and how we do) The way we do (way we do) Are just between you and the rest (oh yeah) Give it to em n00b, Hard and fast get behind them like in the movies You ain't never heard a gun sound like this before Cause I ain't never asked you to shoot Soon as they come through the door i want to open on them It's like it's a race who can kill the other team isint it ironic how exotic it feels to have a gun in ur pocket Had me thinking 'bout that gun when im gone I hit the right target at the right time Lights on or lights off, we still shoot So seductive, you should see the way they fire Her shots in slow-mo in the game at the target As Long as it doesnt stop i'll keep shooting Drippin wet with sweat, the game keeps getting better All my glock campaign is sweet And we gon' shoot till we run out of plastic. take you to the Airsoft shop I'll let you `tough the big hand gun Go head newbie see wat you like Keep goin 'til you hit the target (whoa) I'll take you to the Airsoft shop Boy one shot of what i got I'll have you shooting all night long Keep going 'til you hit the twunt(whoa) End hope its worth something let me know what you think Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 to the tune of Scene Eight: The spirit carries on by dream theater Where did you come from? Why are you here? Why wont you funt off and die? What lies beyond And what lay before? Is anything certain in life? They say, life is too short, The here and the now And you’re only given one shot But could there be more, Have I lived before, Or could this be all that we’ve got? If I die tomorrow I’d be alright Because I believe That after we’re gone The flaming carries on! I used to be frightened of Noobies I used to think they were the end But that was before I’m not scared anymore I know that my hate will transcend I may never find all the answers I may never understand why I may never prove What I know to be true But I know that I still have to try If I die tomorrow I’d be alright Because I believe That after we’re gone The flaming carries on! Move on, be brave Don’t weep at my grave Because I am no longer here But please never let Your memory of it disappear. Safe in the flames that surround me Free of the fear and the pain My questioning mind Has helped me to find The meaning in Arisoft again the rumours are real I finally feel At peace with the gun in my dreams And now that I’m here It’s perfectly clear I found out what all of this means If I die tomorrow I’d be alright Because I believe That after we’re gone The flaming carries on! mehy, tis not that great, but hey Link to post Share on other sites
findiboy16 Posted July 20, 2005 Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 My favourite is this from ghost rider As I walk through the valley with my AEG I take a look at my ammo And realize I've no bb's 'Cause I've been sprayin' and windin' so long that, Even with a hi-cap all the plastic's gone But I ain't never flamed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a n00b, you know that's unheard of You betta watch how ya walking And who you're stalking Or you and your wingman might be lined in chalk Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted July 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2005 Forgot these.... N.B there was also some other dude with a funny beard, whose neme I cannot recall. Chad Kroger looks like Jesus, so I remember his. I am so deaf. I can’t hear marshal’s. I am so deaf. I can’t hear marshal’s. No marshal’s, no marshal’s dont hear me. And they say that a geardo can save us. Im not gonna stand here and get hit. I'll hold onto the Lugs of the SAAV Watch as they all fly away. Someone told me nomex would save us. But how can that be, look what nomex gave us. It’s a coverall full of pee and sweat, The point in it never came. And they say that a geardo can save us. Im not gonna stand here and get hit. I'll hold onto the Lugs of the SAAV Watch as they all fly away. Now that the game isnt ending, its beeb’s that Im sending to you. It isnt the beeb’s from a geardo, and thats why I fear it wont do. And they say that a geardo can save us. Im not gonna stand here and get hit. I'll hold onto the Lugs of the SAAV Watch as they all fly away. And they're watching us (Watching Us) As they all fly away <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good effort....however.... Doo doo doo doooo Doo doo doo doooo Doo doo doo doooo Aaahhh Aaahhh Where have all the kit sluts gone Where's the gucci gods? Where's the street-wise Wannabe? To fight the rising odds? Isn't there a Blackhawk boy, wearing desert fatigues? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need I need a Geardo I'm holding out for at Geardo in the Urban zone... He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And his 1337 airsoft skillz must own.... I need a Geardo I'm holding out for a Geardo 'in a weesatch vest He's gotta be rich with more money than sense But he'll insist that his kit is the best... Kit is the best.... Doo doo doo doooo Doo doo doo doooo Doo doo doo doooo Aaahhh Aaahhh Stalking through the woodlland With a G and P M4 Fires too hot for urban But he remains a proud gear wh0re Sweating like a basterd, his t-shirt defies the heat It�s gonna take a wannabe to sweep me off my feet I need a Geardo I'm holding out for at Geardo in the Urban zone... He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And his 1337 airsoft skillz must own.... I need a Geardo I'm holding out for a Geardo 'in a weesatch vest He's gotta be rich with more money than sense But he'll insist that his kit is the best... Kit is the best.... Cos he's a master of the high speed low drag, Out in a skirmish dodging beebs.... I could swear there is someone somewhere Watching me Spending a fortune on all of his kit He just cant understand How people can wear gear that's not gucci brand.... I need a Geardo I'm holding out for at Geardo in the Urban zone... He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And his 1337 airsoft skillz must own.... I need a Geardo I'm holding out for a Geardo 'in a weesatch vest He's gotta be rich with more money than sense But he'll insist that his kit is the best... Kit is the best.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to post Share on other sites
clmwrx Posted July 27, 2005 Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 you ruined my generation so horribly i hate you but at least you said your sorry so its ok Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted July 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2005 Its just been discovered that there is a second version of 'I need a geardo' with an alternative second verse.... "Got a para-jumper harness, Which he thinks is really cool, But when we lift him in the air He looks a proper fool.... Havoc man and Gearboi are here to save the day, But we all laugh behind his back, cos we know he's a Raving gay!" Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost_Rider Posted September 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Bored at work....I'm sure you can all guess the tune Stuck in off-topic Well I don't know why I logged in tonight, I got the feelin' that they're all talking ######, I can see the rep points being abused, But somehow this place keeps me amused Noobs to the left of me, Spammer's to the right, Here I am Stuck in Off-Topic with you Yes I'm, Stuck in Off-Topic with you And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do, This place is full of post count wh0res, I don't think that I can take any more. Noobs to the left of me, Spammer's to the right, Here I am Stuck in Off-Topic with you Yes I'm, Stuck in Off-Topic with you Well You started off with at zero' And you're proud your rep has got so high..... But the fact is it means nothing, And in here the post count doesn't riiiiiissssseee! Riiiiii--iii---iiii-ssee.... Riiiiii--iii---iiii-ssee.... Havoc's running riot once more And Sledge is loving Coke evermore I can see Lord Jebus being a pain, Rob 15's perving on Hardcore again, Noobs to the left of me, Spammer's to the right, Here I am Stuck in Off-Topic with you Yes I'm, Stuck in Off-Topic with you Well You started off with at zero' And you're proud your rep has got so high..... But the fact is it means nothing, And in here the post count doesn't riiiiiissssseee! Riiiiii--iii---iiii-ssee.... Riiiiii--iii---iiii-ssee.... Well I don't know why I logged in tonight, I got the feelin' that they're all talking ######, I can see the rep points being abused, But somehow this place keeps me amused Noobs to the left of me, Spammer's to the right, Here I am Stuck in Off-Topic with you Yes I'm, Stuck in Off-Topic with you Link to post Share on other sites
Spedz Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 That my friend needs to be sung! +1 for you laddy! Link to post Share on other sites
mtdarkwolf Posted September 15, 2005 Report Share Posted September 15, 2005 well I change two words but its still relavent! i bolded all that i changed NOFX LYRICS "Idiots Are Taking Over" it's not the right time to be sober now the idiots have taken over spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer? Mensa membership conceding tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding Watson, it's really elementary the industrial revolution has flipped the *badgeress* on evolution the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer the world keeps getting dumber insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason darwin's rollin over in his coffin the fittest are surviving much less often now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule and im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston stranded on a primate planet apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground with generals and the armies that obeyed them followers following fables philosophies that enable them to rule without regard there's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred majority rule, don't work in mental institutions sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions what are we left with? a nation of gun fearing careless nationalists who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland pass on traditions how to get ahead religions And prosperity via simpleton culture the idiots are takin over [x8] ill do a real one later... i guess Link to post Share on other sites
Gene Posted September 16, 2005 Report Share Posted September 16, 2005 The Devil went down to Arnies, he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind, he was willing to make a deal. When he came across this young man firing down the range to set his hop. And the Devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Boy let me tell you what: I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a airsoft player too, And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you got a pretty good aeg, but give the Devil his due. Bet this V12 Gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you." The boy said, "My name's Havoc, and it might be a sin, But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been." Havoc, wind your hicaps well, gas your pistol mags, 'Cause hell's broke loose at Arnies and the Devil don't get lag. And if you win you'll get this shiny pistol made of gold, But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul! The Devil opened his rifle case and he said, "I'll start this show." And the o-rings blew in his Western Arms as the green gas starts to flow. Then he logged onto the forum and he tried his best to spam Then the ASUCK mods all waded in, With yet another unfair ban (Big instrumental) When the Devil finished, Havoc said, "Well you're pretty good old man. But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how you spam!" Flaming on the forums, run, noobs, run. The Devil's on Arnies having his fun. Spamming cos my post count's far too low Can you keep it to off-topic, "No, Havoc, no." The Devil bowed his head cause' he knew he was not leet. And he laid that golden pistol on the ground at Havoc's feet Havoc said, "Devil, just come on back if you wanna get pwned again, I told you once, you fruitcager I'm the best there's ever been. Flaming on the forums, run, noobs, run. The Devil's on Arnies having his fun. Spamming cos my post count's far too low Can you keep it to off-topic, "No, Havoc, no." If this makes no sense, get hold of a copy of "Devil went down to Georgia" and listen to it. Then read this again. Enjoy. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is my personal fave. Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted October 5, 2005 Report Share Posted October 5, 2005 Everybody was airsoft fighting Those guns were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with gear timing They were funky Army men from the funky internet They were blowing them up and they were shooting them down It's the ancient Chinese art of the ninja's Pyro-Mart You'd get a mark-5 to the head, but Simon's still in bed Everybody was airsoft fighting Those guns were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with gear timing There was funky Jimmy Mak and little Billy too He said here comes the rhino man, lets get it on We took a 'nade and made a stand, started swinging with the hand The big explosion made me skip and big ol' rhino tripped Everybody was airsoft fighting Those guns were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with gear timing (repeat)...make sure you have gear timing Airsoft fighting, had to be fast as lightning Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 ’see, I think airsoft has done some *good* things for us, I really do. And if you don’t believe airsoft has done good things for us, do me a Favor: go home tonight and take all your Films, all your FPS-s, and all Your Chavs and burn em’. cause you konw what? the Airsofters who’ve made All that great stuff that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years... Rrrrrrrrrrrrreal *fruitcage* high on Gear.’ Dreaming of that Gear again. It’s bright and blue and shimmering. Grinning wide And comforting me with it’s three warm and wild straps. On my back and tumbling Down that foxhole and back again Rising up And wiping the webs and the dew from my goggles. In... out... in... out... in... out... A child’s rhyme stuck in my head. It said that gear is but a dream. I’ve spent so many years in question To find I’ve known this all along. ’so good to see you. I’ve missed you so much. So glad it’s over. I’ve missed you so much Came out to with my rpk. Why are you running? ’ Shroud-ing all the ground around me Is this holy sniper above me. Black as holes within a memory And blue as our new second sun. I stick my hand into his shadow To pull the pieces from the sand. Which I attempt to reassemble To see just what pyro it might have been. I do not recognize the vessel, But the eyes seem so familiar. Like phosphorescent desert camo Singing one familiar warcry... ’so good to see you. I’ve missed you so much. So glad it’s over. I’ve missed you so much. Came out to with my rpk. Why are you running away? ’ Prying open my gear eye. So good to see you once again. I thought that you were hiding. And you thought that I had run away. Chasing the tail of the n00b. I opened my eye and there we were. So good to see you once again I thought that you were hiding from me. And you thought that I had run away. Chasing a trail of smoke and pyro. Prying open my gear eye Link to post Share on other sites
letterbomb Posted October 6, 2005 Report Share Posted October 6, 2005 I foresee some drunken singing and recording at the next AG. Yeah Wierd al has done some great stuff just like Adam Kay. Link to post Share on other sites
cadetrichards Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Parody of "My bonnie" by CadetRichards My SNAFU lies over the Forums My SNAFU lies over IRC My SNAFU lies over the Forums Oh bring back my SNAFU to me Bring back, bring back Bring back my SNAFU to me, to me Bring back, bring back Bring back my SNAFU to me Last week as I lay on my pillow Last week as I lay on my bed Last week as I lay on my pillow I knew that my SNAFU was dead Bring back, bring back Bring back my SNAFU to me, to me Bring back, bring back Bring back my SNAFU to me Oh please forgive o'er the Forums Oh how badly do I miss thee Oh please forgive o'er the forums And bring back my SNAFU to me Bring back, bring back Bring back my SNAFU to me, to me Bring back, bring back Bring back my SNAFU to me The love hath grown over the forums No spam or l33t for thee The love hath grown over the forums And brought back my SNAFU to me -------------------------------------------------------------- Corny I know Link to post Share on other sites
Diemaco Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 These are good Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted November 22, 2005 Report Share Posted November 22, 2005 There are Noobs in the world, there are Experts, There are Geardos and Mongrols and then, There are those that follow Sledgehammmer, But I've never been one of them... I'm a Arnies spammer, and have been since the day I was born, And the one thing they say about Spammer, Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm... You don't have to be a six-footer, You don't have to have a great brain, You don't have to have any clothes on - You're a Spammer the moment HaVoC came... because... Every post is sacred, every post is great, If a post is wasted, tyhe Mods gets quite irate. Every post is sacred, every post is great, If a post is wasted, the Mods gets quite irate. Let the heathen spam theirs, on the dusty ground, The mod's shall make them pay for each post that can't be found Every post is wanted, every post is good, Every post is needed in your neighbourhood. Experts, Geardo's, Mongrels, Spill theirs just anywhere, But the Mods love those who treat their Post with more care. Every post is sacred, every post is great, If a post is wasted, the Mod's gets quite irate. Every post is sacred, Every post is good, Every post is needed, In your neighbourhood. Every post is useful, every post is fine, God needs everybody's, Mine And mine And mine Let the Pagan spam theirs, O'er mountain, hill and plain, The mods shall strike them down for Each post that's spammed in vain. Every post is sacred, every post is good, Every post is needed in your neighbourhood. Every post is sacred, every post is great, If a post is wasted, The mods gets quite irate. Link to post Share on other sites
Rulfo Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 THose are nice songs! L.O.L. Link to post Share on other sites
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