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Over the last few months, a coupled/three threads have sprung up to produce various parody songs for Events like Arniegeddon 05, or just in general.

 

This thread is to collect them into one place, and also to inspire others.

 

(To the Tune of "What shall we do with the drunken sailor?")

 

What Shall We do At Arniegeddon?

 

What Shall We do At Arniegeddon?

What Shall We do At Arniegeddon?

What Shall We do At Arniegeddon?

We'll play lots of airsoft!

 

Wax Havoc till he's got no hair left,

Wax Havoc till he's got no hair left,

Wax Havoc till he's got no hair left,

Do that at arnie-geddon!

 

Make Aimpoint wear a girly Tutu,

Make Aimpoint wear a girly Tutu,

Make Aimpoint wear a girly Tutu,

Cos he's a girly sniper

 

Chorus

Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft!

Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft!

Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft!

Especially Arnigeddon!

 

Let's blow carrots up with pyro,

Let's blow carrots up with pyro,

Let's blow carrots up with pyro,

BOOM! at Arniegeddon

 

Let's shoot snip3r with our moscarts,

Let's shoot snip3r with our moscarts,

Let's shoot snip3r with our moscarts,

He's *fruitcage*ed at Arniegeddon!

 

Chorus

Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft!

Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft!

Hoo-ray, We all love airsoft!

Especially Arnigeddon!

 

 

Is this the Way to Arniegeddon?

 

When the day is dawning,

On a Spectre Sunday Morning

How I long to be there

With Arnie whos waiting for me there

Every lonely city

Where I hang my hat

Aint as half as pretty,

As where the airsoft's at

 

(Chorus)

Is this the way to Arniegeddon?

Where's the barn that we went to bed in?

Dreaming dreams of Arniegeddon

And sweet Arnie who waits for me

Show me the way to Arniegeddon

Wether my arm tape has blue or red on

Kicking a$$ at Arniegeddon

And sweet Arnie who waits for me

 

Sha la la la la la la la X3

And Arnie who waits for me

 

Theres a AEG ringing

With a line of beebs that its slinging

Hear exploding pyro

And the guy whose name is Rhino,

Just beyond the woodland,

Theres an urban zone,

That's why I'm off to Spectre,

And I know I'm not alone.....

 

(Chorus)

Is this the way to Arniegeddon?

Where's the barn that we went to bed in?

Dreaming dreams of Arniegeddon

And sweet Arnie who waits for me

Show me the way to Arniegeddon

Wether my arm tape has blue or red on

Kicking a$$ at Arniegeddon

And sweet Arnie who waits for me

 

Sha la la la la la la la X3

And Arnie who waits for me

 

 

Show me the way to Lower Maescoed

 

Show me the way to Lower Maescoed,

I can't find the right bloody lane,

Well I past this sign post about an hour ago,

and I've come to it again!

 

Show me the way to Lower Maescoed,

I'm tired of this bloody heavy pack,

Well I want to get to this airsofting place,

But my map reading skills are cack.

 

No matter where I drive,

Through land or sheep or foam,

Well you'll always find me a singing this song,

Show me the way to Lower Maescoed.

Show me the way to Lower Maescoed

Posh version

 

Indicate the way to Lower Maescoed,

I can't locate the correct bypass,

Yes we traversed this small hillock sixty minutes ago,

And all I can see is grass!

 

Indicate the way to Lower Maescoed,

I'm fatigued of this rather weighty load,

Well my destination is an airsofting event,

But i can't find the correct road!

 

No matter where I perambulate,

On land or sea or agitated water,

You will always find me reciting this melody,

Indicate the way to Lower Maescoed.

 

Wrote this when I was bored at work last year.

 

Pretty Fly (For A Newbie)

 

Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (for a newbie)

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

 

You know it's kind of hard just to get along today

The subject knows jack s**t but he posts stuff anyway

He may not have a clue, and he can’t write very well,

But he doesn’t get put off when we all say “Go to hell!”

 

So don't debate, just tell him straight

“You really don't get it anyway

Gotta play the field, and take your hits

For you no way, for you no way”

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least you'll know you can always go on get an M60

The world needs newbies

So hey, hey do that airsoft thing

 

Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh!

And all the girls say I'm pretty fly (for a newbie)

 

He needs some cool guns, not just any will suffice

But they didn't have Western Arms so he bought KWC

Now cruising down the skirmish he sees guys with AEGs

But he’s in real trouble ‘cos he didn’t bring bbs!

 

So don't debate, just tell him straight

“You really don't get it anyway

Gotta play the field, and take your hits

For you no way, for you no way”

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least you'll know you can always get an M60

The world loves newbies

So hey, hey do that brand new thing

 

Now he's getting a electric, yeah, he's buyin’ an AEG

He asked for H&K but they gave him an Uzi

Friends say he's trying too hard and he's cute, oh bless

But in his own mind, he's the, he's the SAS

 

Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh!

Give it to me Arnie, uh huh, uh huh!

uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

 

So don't debate, cuz he's a player straight

You know he really doesn't get it anyway

He's gonna play the field, and take his hits

For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate, just overcompensate

At least you'll know you can always get an M60

The world needs newbies

The world loves newbies

So let's get some more newbies

And hey, hey do that airsoft thing!

 

:zorro:

 

 

Heaven Is A Skirmish

 

If I die up in my loft

At least in Heaven I can 'soft

'Cos right now in Britain

I can’t do jack

Without tony blair up on my back

 

Now Heaven would be a skirmish

shootin guns is pretty neat

And Heaven would be just kickin’

Back with Jesus packing heat

And if you don’t believe in Jesus

Then Muhammed or Buddha too

And while britains banning airsoft

We just sit back and laugh at you

 

If I die up in ma loft

At least in Heaven I can 'soft

'Cos right now in britain

I can’t do jack

Without tony blair up on my back

 

Now when most people think of Heaven

and they think of whats good and right

But I looked a little closer

And there’s a sign that says

"skirmish site"

So if you wanna come to my Heaven

Well we all gonna have a 'soft

And every one you know is welcome

'Cos we got no goverment boffs

 

If I die up in ma loft

At least in Heaven I can 'soft

'Cos right now in Britain

I can’t do jack

Without tony blair up on ma back

 

Got the 'soft

Got the 'soft

Got the 'soft

Got the 'soft

 

Heaven is a skirmish

 

If I die up in ma loft

At least in Heaven I can 'soft

'Cos right now in Britain

I can’t do jack

Without tony blair upon my back

 

 

Havent read through but here goes:

 

To "all night long"

 

Well, my friends, the time has come

To shoot some newbs and have some fun

Throw away the work to be done

Let the airsoft play on

(play on, play on)

 

Everbody spring, everybody gas

Lose yourself in wildest wales

We're going to Arnies-

ghedon,  fiesta, forever

Come on and sing along!

We're going to Arnies-

ghedon,  fiesta, forever

Come on and sing along!

 

The games are long! (are long)

The games are long! (are long)

The games are long! (are long)

 

People shooting all in the street

See the bbs all at their feet

airsoft is good wild and sweet

Let the newbies play on

(play on, play on)

Feel it in your heart

And feel it in your soul

Let the newbies take control

We're going to Arnies-

ghedon,  fiesta, forever

Come on and sing my song!

 

All night long! (all night)

All night long! (all night)

All night long! (all night)

All night long! (all night)

 

Yeah, once you get hits then

You're out the round

Come join the fun

Theres the full regen sound

Everyone's shooting

Their troubles away

Come join in airsoft

See how we play!

Oh, yes

We're going to go to arnies!

 

All night long! (all night)

All night long! (all night)

All night long! (all night)

All night long!

 

 

How about:

ONCE TWICE THREE TIMES A LADY

Thanks for the BB's

That you've given me

The memories are all in my mind

And now that we've come

To the end of our regens

There's something

I must say out loud

You're once, twice

Three times a newbie

And I shot you

Yes you're once twice

Three times a newbie

And I shot you

 

And I shot you

When we at Arnies

The moments I cherish

With every bb out of my gun

To hit you to lace you

To charge you to flank you

There's nothing to keep us apart

You're once twice

Three times a newbie

And I shot you

I shot you...so just walk will ya!?

 

 

EASY

 

Know it sounds funny

But I just can't stand the pain

Girl I'm leaving arnies tomorrow

Seems to me girl

You know I've done all I can

You see I begged, stole

And I borrowed

 

Ooh, that's why I'm newbie

I'm newbie at Arnie-Geddon

That's why I'm newbie

I'm newbie on Arnie-Geddon

 

Why in the world

Would anyboddy shoot bbs at me?

I've paid my green fees to make it

Everbody wants to shoot me

and they want to lace me

I'm not happy when I take too many hits!

No!

 

Ooh, that's why I'm newbie

I'm newbie at Arnie-Geddon

That's why I'm newbie

I'm newbie at Arnie-Geddon

 

I wanna be pro, so pro

I wanna be shooting

all people that I dont know

I wanna be free

with the BB's, babe!

 

Then I'm no newbie

no newbie at Arnie-Geddon

Then I'm no newbie

no newbie at Arnie-Geddon

Because I'm newbie

newbie at Arnie-Geddon

Because I'm newbie

newbie at Arnie-Geddon

 

:D

 

 

People try to put me down (talkin' bout' my reputation)

Just because I flame around ((talkin' bout' my reputation)

Can stand noobs who talk in leet(talkin' bout' my reputation)

When I +1 it's fcuking sweet (talkin' bout' my reputation)

Chorus

My Reputation, It's My Reputation baby

 

Don't you send neg-rep my way (talkin' bout' my reputation)

Just cos you don't agree with what I say (talkin' bout' my reputation)

i'm not trying to cause a big sensation (talkin' bout' my reputation)

Couldn't care less 'bout my reputation (talkin' bout' my reputation)

 

Chorus

 

Don't you send neg-rep my way (talkin' bout' my reputation)

Just cos you don't agree with what I say (talkin' bout' my reputation)

i'm not trying to cause a big sensation (talkin' bout' my reputation)

Couldn't care less 'bout my reputation (talkin' bout' my reputation)

 

Chorus

 

My, My, My, My Reputation

 

People try to put me down (talkin' bout' my reputation)

Just because I flame around ((talkin' bout' my reputation)

Can stand noobs who talk in leet(talkin' bout' my reputation)

When I +1 it's fcuking sweet (talkin' bout' my reputation)

 

Chorus

With apologies to 'The Who'

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Everybody's free (to play Airsoft)

 

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of 2005,

 

Play Airsoft.

 

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, Airsoft would be it. The long term benefits of Airsoft have been proved by Skirmishers whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…

 

I will dispense this advice, now.

 

Enjoy the power and beauty of your AEG; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your AEG until the color of the grips have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of your AEG, and recall in away you can't grasp now how many noobs you could've owned and how faboulus it looked...

 

The Armalite is not as raped as you imagine.

 

Don’t worry about your rep points; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to storm a bunker with just a pointed stick. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindisde you like a sniper with a vsr10 hiding in a bush.

 

Do one thing every game that scares you

 

Reload

 

Don’t be reckless with other people’s weapons, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

 

Fire

 

Don’t waste your time on on FPS worries; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind; the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

 

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the flaming; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

 

Keep your old spare parts, throw away your old gun boxes.

 

Stretch

 

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know which gun is best for you.…the most interesting people I know didn’t know when they were newbs what they wanted to to use for their guns; Some of the most interesting old hands I know still don’t.

 

Use plenty of pyro.

 

Be kind to your gearbox, you’ll miss that when it dies.

 

Maybe you’ll upgrade, maybe you won’t,

Maybe you’ll kick *albatross*, maybe you won’t,

Maybe you’ll be hit in 30 seconds,

Maybe you’ll achieve the objective and be the last man standing…

What ever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.

 

Enjoy your weapon, use it every way you can, don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest toy you’ll ever own..

 

Sneak…even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

 

Read the manual, even if it's in japanese.

 

Do NOT watch black hawk down, it will only make you spend money.

 

Get to know your teammates, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.

 

Be nice to your retailers, they're your best link to new guns and the people most likely to repair them for you in the future.

 

Understand that Guns come and go, but with the precious few you should hold on.

Work hard to bridge the gaps in finaincing and desire, because the poorer you get,

the more you'll realise that airsoft is more addictive than crack..

 

Travel.

 

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, Western arms will suck,

you too will get old and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young

prices were reasonable, Western arms rocked, and players respected the marshalls.

 

Respect your marshalls.

 

Don’t expect anyone else to buy your kit.

Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse;

but you never know when either one might run out.

 

Don’t mess too much with your hop up, or by the time you're done, it will be buggered..

 

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.

Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

 

But trust me about Airsoft…

 

Arnie's Airsoft Rap

 

'Sup yo

'Sup yo

'Sup yo

It's rizzo!

 

'Sup yo

'Sup yo

'Sup yo

It's Mitsuko!

 

'Sup yo

'Sup yo

'Sup yo

It's Sledge-o!

 

'Sup yo

'Sup yo

'Sup yo

It's HaV-o! <----- :unsure:

 

All ma niggz in da hood

Playin' 'soft like real good

Wiv AEGs and GBBs

We're real good y'know, yo!

 

<repeat chorus>

 

So we gettin' down like

An' I'm real loud in my mic

Fire over me head, yo

It's airsoft, fo' sho'!

 

<chorus>

 

So we runnin' 'cross da field

An' he hit me when I kneeled

Like that, nig, BOOM!

'Sup 'sup ma room!

 

<chorus>

 

So, yo, this rap's not fly

Bu' man, I is not gunna die

I like pull the handgun out, yo

And 'BOOM BOOM' take him fo' sho'!

 

<chorus>

 

An' he shoutin' "Hit!" real loud

So we go over to him like an cloud, man

An then he is sayin' "Well played man"

When some dirty skank shot me from't back, y'know!

 

<chorus>

 

I gottin' down 'n' dirty, know?

But now I is tired like, though

I dunno why someone wrote this fing really

But man it is real cheesy, yo!

 

<chorus>

 

<to fade>

 

 

 

Strip me West'n Arms down, Ralph..

Tie me  West'n Arms down.. (wiggle board)

take care with their hopup set there,  Ralph...

Strip me West'n Arms down

 

(chorus)

Aint this airsoft-stuff great, mate..

aint this airsoft-stuff great (wiggle board)

Aint this airsoft-stuff great, mate..

aint this airsoft-stuff great!

 

Shoot the hicap then scoot, Bruce

Shoot the hicap then scoot.

Take care to wind it back up Bruce,

Shoot the hicap then scoot.

 

(chorus)

any other takers? my brain  hurts!

 

 

Two little boys had two little toys

Each had a GLOCK 18

Gaily they played each summer's day

Warriors both of course

One little chap then had a mishap

Smashed his gun against the shed

Wept for this boy then cried with joy

As his young playmate said

 

Did you think I would leave you crying

When I've enough pistols for two

Come on in here Jack and don't be crying

Here's a Beretta for you

When we grow up we'll both be soldiers

And our weapons will not be toys

And I wonder if we'll remember

When we were two little boys

 

Long years had passed, war came so fast

Bravely they marched away

Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd

Wounded and dying lay

Up goes a shout, an opfor dashes out

Out from the ranks so blue

Rushes away to where Joe lay

Then came a voice he knew

 

Did you think I would leave you dying

When there's enough on my webbing for two

Take this Joe, we'll soon be flying

I can shoot just as fast with only two

Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble

Perhaps it's the battle's noise

But I think it's that I remember

When we were two little boys

 

 

I got mo' Mags than most of em

Ran from the best of em

Forgave the newbs of them

Flamed at the rest of them

 

What can I say? 2 Mini-batt's-a-day?

Where suckas call "hit" every day over some twigs they sway.

 

Disconnected from the plinking? Whatever!

As long as I got a Beretta - Nigga - I take you down from wherever

 

I roll wit' ma springer off safety - for suckas that been hating me lately

And some Marshals that wanna break me.

 

If Arniegeddon blew up - I'd be in the after-party

Pumpin Green Gas makin' targets look arty

 

From Depot 53 to WGC to Airsoft armour-E

Started from that S.O.B - Arn-E

 

Like Biily G I'm rich-rollin, Marui Holding, mag pouch swollen sucka

Thats how I'm rollin.

 

 

 

As I walk through the valley with my AEG

I take a look at my ammo

And realize I've no bb's

'Cause I've been sprayin' and windin' so long that,

Even with a hi-cap all the plastic's gone

But I ain't never flamed a man that didn't deserve it

Me be treated like a n00b, you know that's unheard of

You betta watch how ya walking

And who you're stalking

Or you and your wingman might be lined in chalk

 

I really hate to trip but I gotta lope

As they croak, I see myself in the pyro smoke, fool

I'm the airsofter little newbie's wanna be like

Always leading the way

Skirmish every second sunday

 

Been spending most our lives

Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2)

 

Keep spending most our lives

Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2)

 

Reckless situations, they got me facing

Never lead from the back, got my shotgun to rack, 

Loved airsoft so much, made a cult team,

Too much surfing Arnie's, got me chasing dreams

I'm an trigger happy fool, skirmishing on my mind

Got my glock in my hand and a gleam in my eye

I'm a tricked out 'softer, so many guns

Cultists are 1337, but we're just here to have fun, fool

Safezone's nothing but a beeb hit away

No medics, one life, so what can I say?

I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-four?

The way things is going I don't know.

 

Been spending most our lives

Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2)

 

Keep spending most our lives

Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2)

 

VCR is looming, Politics and power

Minute after minute, hour after hour

Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking

What's going on in the Commons?

But I don't know what's cooking.

They say I gotta fight

But nobody's here to teach me

If they can't understand it , how can they reach me?

I guess they can't

I guess they won't, I guess they front

That's why I know that the sport is out of luck, fool!

 

Been spending most our lives

Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2)

 

Keep spending most our lives

Living in a Airsoft paradise (x2)

 

 

Introducing Rizzooooooo

 

*drops beat*

 

I'm ridin' in the hood with ma rizzo,

Shootin' everything for the shizzo,

Don't think I would hestitate,

To shoot the shizz that Rizzo hate,

We ride together and he ma homie for life,

If he ent at home, he's out cheating on his wife,

He don't give a flying shizzle,

Cos he's Rizzle-Nizzle- one bad mutherfizzle.

 

*To 'Candy Shop' by 50 cent*

[intro: 50 Cent]

Yeah...

Uh huh

So seductive

 

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]

[50 Cent]

I take you to the airsoft shop

I'll let you lick the auto glock

Go 'head girl, don't you stop

Keep goin 'til you shoot the shot (whoa)

[Olivia]

I'll take you to the airsoft shop

We'll get a taste of what they got

They'll have us spending all we got

Keep us going till we've got to stop (whoa)

 

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]

You can have it your way, how do you want it

You gon' buy that thing now or should i reserve it

Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level

Airsoft Armoury jam packed, hot as a teakettle

I'll strip it down for you now, baby it's simple

Press the leaver, Push that button

In the shop or in the back of the workshop,

On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you're there for,

Got the armalite, I'm the gear wh0re,

Have your friends teasin you 'bout how much money you spent,

Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem

Get the slide and pull it back, load a round, 

I'm a seasoned vet when it come to this sh!t

You'll work up a sweat after we've run for some clicks

I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can

I put a gun in your mouth, not in your hand(ha ha)

 

[Chorus]

I take you to the airsoft shop

I'll let you lick the auto glock

Go 'head girl, don't you stop

Keep goin 'til you shoot the shot (whoa)

[Olivia]

I'll take you to the airsoft shop

We'll get a taste of what they got

They'll have us spending all we got

Keep us going till we've got to stop (whoa)

 

Sir give me the weapon, nice and slow

On your knees, I don't see that muzzle dayglo

You ain't never seen a replica like this before

Cause Tm ain't never made this *beep* before,

Soon as I come through the door I've go to the wardrobe,

It's like it's a race who can get in their DPMs first,

Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs <----- original song :D

Had me thinking about that camo after I'd gone,

I shoot the right shot at the right time,

Aimpoint on or off, you'll get it from behind ( :unsure: )

So seductive, you should see my hicap wind

My grips are aftermarket, what a find.

As long as it ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin

Drippin wet with sweat, the skirmish is on

All my campaign, beeb after beeb its on

And we gon' go till that whistle blows

And rest

 

 

 

A collaberation with Myself and W.K.Shuridys

I'm Bustin plastic

Bustin plastic

Im an AIRSOFT shooter Fantastic.

 

I gots the G to the muthafukkin B.B.

I gots the CAMO so you niggas dont see me.

You be in a world of pain, cause Im packin propane.

I cock the Glock with the blowback attack.

I got the game that you just can't hack

 

I'm Bustin plastic

Bustin plastic

Im an AIRSOFT shooter Fantastic

 

I'm pimpin them hoes while I fires off my plastic hose.

Im the Mack with tha A.E.G. attack

*badgeress* *albatross*. Yo it's time to pull the trigga

Yo gats be small while mine keep gettin bigga

600 shots! That's what I gots ta bust ya chops.

 

I'm Bustin plastic

Bustin plastic

Im an AIRSOFT shooter Fantastic

 

Creepin through the muthafukkin bush with ghille

      Ambushin niggaz, an buck they *albatross* silly

You thinks your homie is red hot, check dat I allready gotcha in my red-dot.

 

I'm Bustin plastic

Bustin plastic

Im an AIRSOFT shooter Fantastic

 

Im a maniac with a TEC-9, betta hit me now, cuz there won't be a next time.

thats right Niggas, Im a A.E.G. shooter Fantastic!

and I'm "bustin plastic"

 

 

50 Cents "21 Questions"

 

[Nate Dogg ]

Mate... it's easy to love me now

Would you love me if I was down, on gas?

Would you still have love for me?

Mate... it's easy to love me now

Would you love me if all my bb’s were gone?

Would you still have love for me?

Mate...

 

[50 cent]

If my scope fell off my rifle would you still shoot me?

If I didn't have camo gear on would you still ‘soft with me?

If I got ripped off on the forum and laughed at by all of Arnie’s

Could I count on you to reimburse me and take me to airsoft armoury?

If I went back to a springer,  from a gas G17

Would you poof, and disappear, like my last bag of bb’s?

If I was hit and I was hurt, would you give me a plaster?

If it was time to put in work,  would you mod my AEG to shoot faster?

I'd get out and buy the parts, if you chill and drive

I'm askin questions to find out how you broke my MP5

If I ain't shoot cause I flipped burgers at Burger King

Would you be ashamed to tell your team you feelin me?

In the bed if I used my gun, would you like that?

If I shot you with a Cyma, would you fight back?

Now we can have a lil' drink, you know a nightcap?

And we could go let off some pyros, I know you like that

 

[Nate Dogg ]

Mate... it's easy to love me now

Would you love me if I was down, on gas?

Would you still have love for me?

Mate... it's easy to love me now

Would you love me if all my bb’s were gone?

Would you still have love for me?

Mate...

 

[50 Cent]

Now would you leave me if you found out my jacket wasn’t rip-stop?

Do you believe me when I say we’ll have dinner at the chip shop?

Are you mad cause I'm askin you 21 questions?

Or is it cause I said I prefer colts revolvers to Smith and Wessons?

Do you trust me enough, to let me lube your Glock up?

Stop staring at me like I’m gonna make a cock up.

If I was down,  would you say things to make me laugh?

If I tripped in the field and fell in mud would you run me a hot bath?

If I was using 0.12 bb’s and someone happened to see

And when you asked me about it I said it wasn't me

Would you believe me, or up and leave me?

How deep is our airsoft bond if that's all it takes for you to be gone?

We only humans we make mistakes

To make it up I'll do whatever it takes

I’ll pay your site fees , just pick a date mate

You know my style, I'll say anything to make you smile

 

[Nate Dogg ]

Mate... it's easy to love me now

Would you love me if I was down, on gas?

Would you still have love for me?

Mate... it's easy to love me now

Would you love me if all my bb’s were gone?

Would you still have love for me?

Mate...

 

 

yea..this is lame, i'm white so cut me a break

 

Go ("Back and fourth")

From here to the floor

'Till your bodies spasm and your hands are sore

Go ("Back and fourth")

From here to the store

Used a Tanaka Magnum now you need some more

Go ("Back and fourth")

On rock, make her rock make her pop

Make it roll, make her stop before you blow it then

Go ("Back and fourth")

From here to the Arn

From near and from far

When you hear it in your car go..

 

Hey what's up Thomme

I see you standin' there with your little M9

MP5 trying to look all pretty (So?)

Thats like 250 dollars total

Thats like a brand new AK to me

Get the *fruitcage* outta here..

 

Go ("Back and fourth")

Weed spot to the Glocks cocked

Bring a friend with you just to make sure the Colt's hot

("Back and fourth")

If she with you now she's mine

Boy you should've never shoulda bought that f**kin nine

("Back and fourth")

'Lotta AUG's goin "click"

Do the dough that I get, plus the rounds that I spit

("Back and fourth")

Weed up get that money man

We about to change the game, won't be nothin' funny man

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RATM, Airsoft reworking of Vietnow

 

Turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off

Gear is your only god in the game

Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off

Turn it off, turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off

Gear is your only god on the game

Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene

 

Merge on the Safezone, slingin' BB's

Up jump the Contact then bang, let 'em hang

While tha Geardo's try to stuff that void

Let's capture this 134a mayhem

Geared up, and blessed by the Lord

Tha power pendulum swings by the Battery cord

Shock around tha clock, from noon 'til noon

Men grabbin' they guns, and stuff 'em into the room

Terror's the obj. ya push

Well I'm a Gear addict, oh sh/t I gotta gearrush

n00bs tremble an here come the pellets

Thrown from tha throat, new aegs an WA's

Geared down and blessed by tha Lord

Tha same gear addit that ran around with a rubber sword

Check out tha new style that HaVoc found

I tune in with a pellet ta shut down that devil sniper

Shut down tha devil sniper

Tha program of AG-06

Shut down tha devil sniper

 

Turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off

Gear is your only god in the game

Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off

Turn it off, turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off

Gear is your only god on the game

Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene

 

Flex tha saftey, fire, uh!

Somebody gotta shell 'em

These evil angels lists, hittin' tha target list

Pay ta shoot this

That one human, n00b, springer guy

Tha one with out a room

The 12.grams wippin' our backs

Yeah, comin' down like the charge of the mil-sims

Terror's the obj. ya push

Well I'm a gear addict, oh *beep* I gotta gearrush

n00bs tremble an here come the pellets

Thrown from tha throat, new aegs an WA's

One caution tha marshells are an evil lot

Ta shut down tha devil sniper

Shut down tha devil sniper

Check the heads duck in spectre

Shut down tha devil sniper

 

Is all tha world safezones and bunkers?

Is all tha world safezones and bunkers?

Is all tha world safezones and bunkers?

Is all tha world safezones and bunkers?

Is all tha world safezones and bunkers?

 

AEG, nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off

Gear is your only god on the Game

Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off

Turn it off, turn on tha AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off

Gear is your only god on tha game

Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene

 

Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god

Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god

Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god

Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god

 

Re-Worked By Alex Wallace, Feel free to use this anywhere so long as credit is there, no matter how small..

 

 

Turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off

Gear is your only god in the game

Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off

Turn it off, turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off

Gear is your only god on the game

Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene

 

Merge on the Safezone, slingin' BB's

Up jump the Contact then bang, let 'em hang

While tha Geardo's try to stuff that void

Let's capture this 134a mayhem

Geared up, and blessed by the Lord

Tha power pendulum swings by the Battery cord

Shock around tha clock, from noon 'til noon

Men grabbin' they guns, and stuff 'em into the room

Terror's the obj. ya push

Well I'm a Gear addict, oh sh/t I gotta gearrush

n00bs tremble an here come the pellets

Thrown from tha throat, new aegs an WA's

Geared down and blessed by tha Lord

Tha same gear addit that ran around with a rubber sword

Check out tha new style that HaVoc found

I tune in with a pellet ta shut down that devil sniper

Shut down tha devil sniper

Tha program of AG-06

Shut down tha devil sniper

 

Turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off

Gear is your only god in the game

Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off

Turn it off, turn on the AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off

Gear is your only god on the game

Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene

 

Flex tha saftey, fire, uh!

Somebody gotta shell 'em

These evil angels lists, hittin' tha target list

Pay ta shoot this

That one human, n00b, springer guy

Tha one with out a room

The 12.grams wippin' our backs

Yeah, comin' down like the charge of the mil-sims

Terror's the obj. ya push

Well I'm a gear addict, oh *beep* I gotta gearrush

n00bs tremble an here come the pellets

Thrown from tha throat, new aegs an WA's

One caution tha marshells are an evil lot

Ta shut down tha devil sniper

Shut down tha devil sniper

Check the heads duck in spectre

Shut down tha devil sniper

 

Is all tha world safezones and bunkers?

Is all tha world safezones and bunkers?

Is all tha world safezones and bunkers?

Is all tha world safezones and bunkers?

Is all tha world safezones and bunkers?

 

AEG, nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off

Gear is your only god on the Game

Nah *fruitcage* it, turn it off

Turn it off, turn on tha AEG, nah *fruitcage* it turn it off

Gear is your only god on tha game

Nah *fruitcage* it, My saviour's Gear-boi, Weesatch and the marui scene

 

Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god

Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god

Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god

Gear is your, gear is your, gear is only god

 

 

Re-Worked By Alex Wallace, Feel free to use this anywhere so long as credit is there, no matter how small..

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to the tune of "Moscow" by Genghis Khan:

 

Arnie! King of the Airsoft land

Built like a rock to stand, proud and devine

Arnie! your golden pistols glow

Even through ice and snow, sparkling they shine

 

And every night, night, night, there is music (hey, hey)

Oh every night, night, night, there is laugh (hah, hah)

And every night, night, night, there is rivalry

Here's to you, brother, hey brother, hoh

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

 

Arnie! Arnie! throwing Pyros at them all!

One 'soft site to rule them all, Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh, Hey!

Arnie! Arnie! join us for an Arisoft Show

We'll go dancing 'round the clock, Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah, Hey!

 

Arnie! Arnie! drinking vodka all night long

Keeps you happy, makes you strong, Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh, Hey!

Arnie! Arnie! come and have a drink and then

You will never leave again, Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah

 

Arnie! - man full of mystery, So full of history, noble and old

Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-ar-Arnie! there is a burning fire

That never will expire, deep in your soul

 

And every night, night, night there is music (hey, hey)

Oh every night, night, night there is laugh (hah, hah)

And every night, night, night there is rivalry

Here's to you sister, hey sister, hoh-oh-oh-oh

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

 

Arnie! Arnie! drinking vodka all night long

Keeps you happy, makes you strong, Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh, Hey!

Arnie! Arnie! come and have a drink and then

You will never leave again, Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah

 

Arnie! La-la-lah, lah-la-la-lah

La-la-lah, lah-la-la-lah, Hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh, Hey!

Arnie! (Arnie!), La-la-lah, lah-la-la-lah

La-la-lah, lah-la-la-lah, Hah-hah-hah-hah-hah

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to the tune of 50 cent, candy shop:

 

Yeah...

Uh huh

So seductive

 

I take you to the Airsoft shop

I'll let you hold the glock 18

Go ahead newbie check them out

keep searching until you stop

 

I'll take you to the Airsoft shop

Boy one shot of what ive got

I'll have you trying all you got

Keep shooting till you hit the spot

 

You can have it your way, how do you want it

You gon' back that guy up or should you go up front

Adrenaline rising, okay lets go to the next room

Arena floor jam packed, hot as a tea kettle

I'll load it up for you, newbie it's simple

If you be a newbie, I'll be a ace

In the bunker or in the woods

On the floor or in the way, it's whatever you do

Got the gun, I'm the delta doctor

Have your friends teasin you bout the way your gun performs

Wanna show me how you work it newbie, no problem

Get up there then get to work shooting like a newbie

I'm a seasoned pro when it comes to this

After you work up a sweat you can play as a part of the ace team

I'm tryin to explain n00b the best way I can

I shoot in the leg, not in the hands (ha ha)

 

n00b what we do (what we do)

And how we do (and how we do)

The way we do (way we do)

Are just between you and the rest (oh yeah)

 

 

Give it to em n00b, Hard and fast

get behind them like in the movies

You ain't never heard a gun sound like this before

Cause I ain't never asked you to shoot

Soon as they come through the door i want to open on them

It's like it's a race who can kill the other team

isint it ironic how exotic it feels to have a gun in ur pocket

Had me thinking 'bout that gun when im gone

I hit the right target at the right time

Lights on or lights off, we still shoot

So seductive, you should see the way they fire

Her shots in slow-mo in the game at the target

As Long as it doesnt stop i'll keep shooting

Drippin wet with sweat, the game keeps getting better

All my glock campaign is sweet

And we gon' shoot till we run out of plastic.

 

take you to the Airsoft shop

I'll let you `tough the big hand gun

Go head newbie see wat you like

Keep goin 'til you hit the target (whoa)

 

I'll take you to the Airsoft shop

Boy one shot of what i got

I'll have you shooting all night long

Keep going 'til you hit the twunt(whoa)

 

 

End

 

 

hope its worth something :)

 

let me know what you think

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to the tune of Scene Eight: The spirit carries on by dream theater

 

 

Where did you come from?

Why are you here?

Why wont you funt off and die?

What lies beyond

And what lay before?

Is anything certain in life?

 

They say, life is too short,

The here and the now

And you’re only given one shot

But could there be more,

Have I lived before,

Or could this be all that we’ve got?

 

If I die tomorrow

I’d be alright

Because I believe

That after we’re gone

The flaming carries on!

 

I used to be frightened of Noobies

I used to think they were the end

But that was before

I’m not scared anymore

I know that my hate will transcend

 

I may never find all the answers

I may never understand why

I may never prove

What I know to be true

But I know that I still have to try

 

If I die tomorrow

I’d be alright

Because I believe

That after we’re gone

The flaming carries on!

 

Move on, be brave

Don’t weep at my grave

Because I am no longer here

But please never let

Your memory of it disappear.

 

Safe in the flames that surround me

Free of the fear and the pain

My questioning mind

Has helped me to find

The meaning in Arisoft again

the rumours are real

I finally feel

At peace with the gun in my dreams

And now that I’m here

It’s perfectly clear

I found out what all of this means

 

If I die tomorrow

I’d be alright

Because I believe

That after we’re gone

The flaming carries on!

 

 

mehy, tis not that great, but hey

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My favourite is this from ghost rider

 

 

As I walk through the valley with my AEG

I take a look at my ammo

And realize I've no bb's

'Cause I've been sprayin' and windin' so long that,

Even with a hi-cap all the plastic's gone

But I ain't never flamed a man that didn't deserve it

Me be treated like a n00b, you know that's unheard of

You betta watch how ya walking

And who you're stalking

Or you and your wingman might be lined in chalk

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Forgot these....

 

N.B there was also some other dude with a funny beard, whose neme I cannot recall. Chad Kroger looks like Jesus, so I remember his.

 

I am so deaf. I can’t hear marshal’s.

I am so deaf. I can’t hear marshal’s.

No marshal’s, no marshal’s dont hear me.

 

And they say that a geardo can save us.

Im not gonna stand here and get hit.

I'll hold onto the Lugs of the SAAV

Watch as they all fly away.

 

Someone told me nomex would save us.

But how can that be, look what nomex gave us.

It’s a coverall full of pee and sweat,

The point in it never came.

 

And they say that a geardo can save us.

Im not gonna stand here and get hit.

I'll hold onto the Lugs of the SAAV

Watch as they all fly away.

 

Now that the game isnt ending, its beeb’s that Im sending to you.

It isnt the beeb’s from a geardo, and thats why I fear it wont do.

 

And they say that a geardo can save us.

Im not gonna stand here and get hit.

I'll hold onto the Lugs of the SAAV

Watch as they all fly away.

 

And they're watching us

(Watching Us)

As they all fly away

 

 

Good effort....however....

 

Doo doo doo doooo

Doo doo doo doooo

Doo doo doo doooo

Aaahhh

Aaahhh

 

Where have all the kit sluts gone

Where's the gucci gods?

Where's the street-wise Wannabe?

To fight the rising odds?

 

Isn't there a Blackhawk boy, wearing desert fatigues?

Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

 

I need a Geardo

I'm holding out for at Geardo in the Urban zone...

He's gotta be strong

And he's gotta be fast

And his 1337 airsoft skillz must own....

 

I need a Geardo

I'm holding out for a Geardo 'in a weesatch vest

He's gotta be rich

with more money than sense

But he'll insist that his kit is the best...

Kit is the best....

 

Doo doo doo doooo

Doo doo doo doooo

Doo doo doo doooo

Aaahhh

Aaahhh

 

Stalking through the woodlland

With a G and P M4

Fires too hot for urban

But he remains a proud gear wh0re

 

Sweating like a basterd, his t-shirt defies the heat

It�s gonna take a wannabe to sweep me off my feet

I need a Geardo

I'm holding out for at Geardo in the Urban zone...

He's gotta be strong

And he's gotta be fast

And his 1337 airsoft skillz must own....

 

I need a Geardo

I'm holding out for a Geardo 'in a weesatch vest

He's gotta be rich

with more money than sense

But he'll insist that his kit is the best...

Kit is the best....

 

Cos he's a master of the high speed low drag,

Out in a skirmish dodging beebs....

I could swear there is someone somewhere

Watching me

 

Spending a fortune on all of his kit

He just cant understand

How people can wear gear that's not gucci brand....

 

I need a Geardo

I'm holding out for at Geardo in the Urban zone...

He's gotta be strong

And he's gotta be fast

And his 1337 airsoft skillz must own....

 

I need a Geardo

I'm holding out for a Geardo 'in a weesatch vest

He's gotta be rich

with more money than sense

But he'll insist that his kit is the best...

Kit is the best....

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Its just been discovered that there is a second version of 'I need a geardo' with an alternative second verse....

 

"Got a para-jumper harness,

Which he thinks is really cool,

But when we lift him in the air

He looks a proper fool....

 

Havoc man and Gearboi are here to save the day,

But we all laugh behind his back, cos we know he's a Raving gay!"

 

;)

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Bored at work....I'm sure you can all guess the tune

 

Stuck in off-topic

 

Well I don't know why I logged in tonight,

I got the feelin' that they're all talking ######,

I can see the rep points being abused,

But somehow this place keeps me amused

 

Noobs to the left of me,

Spammer's to the right,

Here I am Stuck in Off-Topic with you

Yes I'm, Stuck in Off-Topic with you

 

And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do,

This place is full of post count wh0res,

I don't think that I can take any more.

 

Noobs to the left of me,

Spammer's to the right,

Here I am Stuck in Off-Topic with you

Yes I'm, Stuck in Off-Topic with you

 

Well You started off with at zero'

And you're proud your rep has got so high.....

But the fact is it means nothing,

And in here the post count doesn't riiiiiissssseee!

Riiiiii--iii---iiii-ssee....

Riiiiii--iii---iiii-ssee....

 

Havoc's running riot once more

And Sledge is loving Coke evermore

I can see Lord Jebus being a pain,

Rob 15's perving on Hardcore again,

 

Noobs to the left of me,

Spammer's to the right,

Here I am Stuck in Off-Topic with you

Yes I'm, Stuck in Off-Topic with you

 

Well You started off with at zero'

And you're proud your rep has got so high.....

But the fact is it means nothing,

And in here the post count doesn't riiiiiissssseee!

Riiiiii--iii---iiii-ssee....

Riiiiii--iii---iiii-ssee....

 

Well I don't know why I logged in tonight,

I got the feelin' that they're all talking ######,

I can see the rep points being abused,

But somehow this place keeps me amused

 

Noobs to the left of me,

Spammer's to the right,

Here I am Stuck in Off-Topic with you

Yes I'm, Stuck in Off-Topic with you

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well I change two words but its still relavent!

 

i bolded all that i changed

 

NOFX LYRICS

 

"Idiots Are Taking Over"

 

it's not the right time to be sober

now the idiots have taken over

spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

 

Mensa membership conceding

tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding

Watson, it's really elementary

the industrial revolution

has flipped the *badgeress* on evolution

the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer

the world keeps getting dumber

insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

 

darwin's rollin over in his coffin

the fittest are surviving much less often

now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening

someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool

now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule

and im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston

stranded on a primate planet

apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground

with generals and the armies that obeyed them

followers following fables

philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

 

there's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated

political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred

majority rule, don't work in mental institutions

sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

 

what are we left with?

a nation of gun fearing careless nationalists

who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland

pass on traditions

how to get ahead religions

And prosperity via simpleton culture

 

the idiots are takin over [x8]

 

 

 

 

ill do a real one later... i guess

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The Devil went down to Arnies,

he was looking for a soul to steal.

He was in a bind, 'cause he was way behind,

he was willing to make a deal.

When he came across this young man

firing down the range to set his hop.

And the Devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,

"Boy let me tell you what:

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a airsoft player too,

And if you'd care to take a dare,

I'll make a bet with you.

Now you got a pretty good aeg,

but give the Devil his due.

Bet this V12 Gold against your soul

'cause I think I'm better than you."

 

The boy said, "My name's Havoc, and it might be a sin,

But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,

'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

 

Havoc, wind your hicaps well, gas your pistol mags,

'Cause hell's broke loose at Arnies and the Devil don't get lag. 

And if you win you'll get this shiny pistol made of gold,

But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul!

 

The Devil opened his rifle case and he said, "I'll start this show."

And the o-rings blew in his Western Arms as the green gas starts to flow.

Then he logged onto the forum and he tried his best to spam

Then the ASUCK mods all waded in,

With yet another unfair ban

 

(Big instrumental)

 

When the Devil finished, Havoc said,

"Well you're pretty good old man.

But sit down in that chair right there

and let me show you how you spam!"

 

Flaming on the forums, run, noobs, run.

The Devil's on Arnies having his fun.

Spamming cos my post count's far too low

Can you keep it to off-topic, "No, Havoc, no."

 

The Devil bowed his head cause' he knew he was not leet.

And he laid that golden pistol on the ground at Havoc's feet

Havoc said, "Devil, just come on back

if you wanna get pwned again,

I told you once, you fruitcager

I'm the best there's ever been.

 

Flaming on the forums, run, noobs, run.

The Devil's on Arnies having his fun.

Spamming cos my post count's far too low

Can you keep it to off-topic, "No, Havoc, no."

 

If this makes no sense, get hold of a copy of "Devil went down to Georgia" and listen to it. Then read this again.

 

Enjoy.

 

 

 

This is my personal fave.

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Everybody was airsoft fighting

Those guns were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with gear timing

 

They were funky Army men from the funky internet

They were blowing them up and they were shooting them down

It's the ancient Chinese art of the ninja's Pyro-Mart

You'd get a mark-5 to the head, but Simon's still in bed

 

Everybody was airsoft fighting

Those guns were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with gear timing

 

There was funky Jimmy Mak and little Billy too

He said here comes the rhino man, lets get it on

We took a 'nade and made a stand, started swinging with the hand

The big explosion made me skip and big ol' rhino tripped

 

Everybody was airsoft fighting

Those guns were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening

But they fought with gear timing

 

(repeat)...make sure you have gear timing

Airsoft fighting, had to be fast as lightning

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’see, I think airsoft has done some *good* things for us, I really do.

And if you don’t believe airsoft has done good things for us, do me a

Favor: go home tonight and take all your Films, all your FPS-s, and all

Your Chavs and burn em’. cause you konw what? the Airsofters who’ve made

All that great stuff that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years...

Rrrrrrrrrrrrreal *fruitcage* high on Gear.’

 

 

Dreaming of that Gear again.

It’s bright and blue and shimmering.

Grinning wide

And comforting me with it’s three warm and wild straps.

 

On my back and tumbling

Down that foxhole and back again

Rising up

And wiping the webs and the dew from my goggles.

 

In... out... in... out... in... out...

 

A child’s rhyme stuck in my head.

It said that gear is but a dream.

I’ve spent so many years in question

To find I’ve known this all along.

 

’so good to see you.

I’ve missed you so much.

So glad it’s over.

I’ve missed you so much

Came out to with my rpk.

Why are you running? ’

 

Shroud-ing all the ground around me

Is this holy sniper above me.

Black as holes within a memory

And blue as our new second sun.

I stick my hand into his shadow

To pull the pieces from the sand.

Which I attempt to reassemble

To see just what pyro it might have been.

I do not recognize the vessel,

But the eyes seem so familiar.

Like phosphorescent desert camo

Singing one familiar warcry...

 

’so good to see you.

I’ve missed you so much.

So glad it’s over.

I’ve missed you so much.

Came out to with my rpk.

Why are you running away? ’

 

Prying open my gear eye.

So good to see you once again.

I thought that you were hiding.

And you thought that I had run away.

Chasing the tail of the n00b.

I opened my eye and there we were.

 

So good to see you once again

I thought that you were hiding from me.

And you thought that I had run away.

Chasing a trail of smoke and pyro.

 

Prying open my gear eye

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Parody of "My bonnie" by CadetRichards

 

My SNAFU lies over the Forums

My SNAFU lies over IRC

My SNAFU lies over the Forums

Oh bring back my SNAFU to me

 

Bring back, bring back

Bring back my SNAFU to me, to me

Bring back, bring back

Bring back my SNAFU to me

 

Last week as I lay on my pillow

Last week as I lay on my bed

Last week as I lay on my pillow

I knew that my SNAFU was dead

 

Bring back, bring back

Bring back my SNAFU to me, to me

Bring back, bring back

Bring back my SNAFU to me

 

Oh please forgive o'er the Forums

Oh how badly do I miss thee

Oh please forgive o'er the forums

And bring back my SNAFU to me

 

Bring back, bring back

Bring back my SNAFU to me, to me

Bring back, bring back

Bring back my SNAFU to me

 

The love hath grown over the forums

No spam or l33t for thee

The love hath grown over the forums

And brought back my SNAFU to me

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Corny I know ^_^

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There are Noobs in the world, there are Experts,

There are Geardos and Mongrols and then,

There are those that follow Sledgehammmer,

But I've never been one of them...

 

I'm a Arnies spammer, and have been since the day I was born,

And the one thing they say about Spammer,

Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm...

 

You don't have to be a six-footer,

You don't have to have a great brain,

You don't have to have any clothes on -

You're a Spammer the moment HaVoC came...

 

because...

 

Every post is sacred, every post is great,

If a post is wasted, tyhe Mods gets quite irate.

 

Every post is sacred, every post is great,

If a post is wasted, the Mods gets quite irate.

 

Let the heathen spam theirs, on the dusty ground,

The mod's shall make them pay for each post that can't be found

 

Every post is wanted, every post is good,

Every post is needed in your neighbourhood.

 

Experts, Geardo's, Mongrels,

Spill theirs just anywhere,

But the Mods love those who treat their

Post with more care.

 

Every post is sacred, every post is great,

If a post is wasted,

the Mod's gets quite irate.

 

Every post is sacred,

Every post is good,

Every post is needed,

In your neighbourhood.

 

Every post is useful, every post is fine,

God needs everybody's,

Mine

And mine

And mine

 

Let the Pagan spam theirs,

O'er mountain, hill and plain,

The mods shall strike them down for

Each post that's spammed in vain.

 

Every post is sacred, every post is good,

Every post is needed in your neighbourhood.

 

Every post is sacred, every post is great,

If a post is wasted, The mods gets quite irate.

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