clmwrx Posted January 7, 2006 Report Share Posted January 7, 2006 "You got mud on your wee-satch you big disgrace, Waving your gear all over the place." Link to post Share on other sites
HaVoC Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 RAID Pack By HaVoC feat. TMC & The Geardos [Repeat x2] My RAID Pack brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like "It's better than yours", Damn right it's better than yours, I can photograph, But I have to charge. I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for. They lose their cash, The way I flash, I think its time. [Chorus x2] La la-la la la, Post it up. Lala-lalala, The boys are waiting. [Repeat x2] My RAID Pack brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like "It's better than yours", Damn right it's better than yours, I can photograph, But I have to charge. I can see you're on it, The Lightfighter forums. Loadouts that freaks these boys. It can't be bought, 'Cos the wait is long, Swap Meet if your smart. [Chorus x2] La la-la la la, Post it up. Lala-lalala, The boys are waiting. [Repeat x2] My RAID Pack brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like "It's better than yours", Damn right it's better than yours, I can photograph, But I have to charge. Oh, once you get the pack, Everyone will look this way-so, You must take photographs, Same time wear other gear, Just find the perfect spot, Then get your tripod out, Then set the timer, too, Ten seconds, flash, you're blind. [Chorus x2] La la-la la la, Post it up. Lala-lalala, The boys are waiting. [Repeat x2] My RAID Pack brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like "It's better than yours", Damn right it's better than yours, I can photograph, But I have to charge. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, it is meant to be self-mocking, and yes, it is a parody Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 Don't Cha Oh, baby noobs I know you like me (I know you like me) I know you do (I know you do) Thats why whenever I come around theres opfor all over you And I know you want it (I know you want it) It's easy to see (it's easy to see) And in the back of your mind I know you should be skirmishing with me Dont cha wish your aeg was hot like mine Dont cha wish your aeg was a freak like mine Dont cha, dont cha Dont cha wish your gear was raw like mine Dont cha wish your gbb was fun like mine Dont cha, dont cha Fight the feeling (fight the feeling) Leave it alone (leave it alone) Cause if it aint adreneline It just aint enough to leave a happy gun Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly) You have to play fair (you have to play fair) See, I dont care But I know the marshal aint gon' to budge Dont cha wish your aeg was hot like mine Dont cha wish your aeg was a freak like mine Dont cha, dont cha Dont cha wish your gear was raw like mine Dont cha wish your gbb was fun like mine Dont cha, dont cha I know I'ts on your mind I know we'll have a good time I'm your team-mate I'm fun And I'm fine I aint bleeding Look at me, you aint blind See, I know the opfor got you (I know they got you) I understand (I understand) I'd probably be just as crazy to cheat If you were myself in there Maybe next round (maybe next round) Possibly (possibly) Until then, team-mate, noob, your'e secret is safe with me Dont cha wish your aeg was hot like mine Dont cha wish your aeg was a freak like mine Dont cha, dont cha Dont cha wish your gear was raw like mine Dont cha wish your gbb was fun like mine Dont cha, dont cha Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Dmitri Kalashnikov "A Sniper that Got Pwn'd" (parody of 'A Boy Named Sue' by Johnny Cash) Mammoth Picture Productions 'Out and a About (And No, It's Not Canadian)' CD Well my daddy once sad, to lil' old me "Son, watch out for snipers in the trees, They'll get you and then you'll be pwned" Now I was too young to understand, So I played airsoft out in the lands But eventually, those snipers had me owned Well they must have thought it was quite a joke 'Cause it got a lot of laughs from a lot of folks Seems my social life was totally through Those guys would snicker and I'd get red, And some n00b'd laugh and I'd bust his head I tell ya, life ain't easy when snipers get you. Well I wisened up and got real smart I turned paranoia into an art As I roamed from town to town to spot my prey 'Cause I made me a vow to the moon and sky That before I ever get shot and die I'd make sure that those damn snipers all paid Well it was Athens in the bleak of winter I was stationed out in a base with splinters I thought I’d have myself Pepsi or two But my good old ears, they picked up feet And I caught a glimpse while being discreet It was snipers…And soon they’d be through Well I knew my team was off on recon mission And with my dad’s words, I got in position I knew that my moment of shame had come to pass I looked real hard on my rifle’s scope I gulped real hard and tried not to choke, And I said: “I’M GONNA CAP YOUR *albatross*!” Yeah…That’s what I told them… Well I hit one hard, right between the eyes And he fell out of the tree, to my surprise, And the scenery suddenly went a blaze With shots fired left, I nailed the second I must have got ten of them, I reckon, I was totally pwning through that snowy haze I tell ya, I’ve never fought so hard (Not even in my best friend’s yard) If I was a beast, I’d be a crocodile I heard them cry and I heard them cuss The two of us down to one shot, I fired mine first, He got plinked, but I tell you, I saw him smile. He said, “Dude…That game great And you are the best one that I’ve faced. So I gotta hand it to you, you totally pwn!” I said, “Shucks, I’ve been waiting to do that act Ever since I learned losing sucks for a fact. And now I can rest easy knowing what I’ve done.” Well, that’s quite a howdy-do! Our game was over at the stroke of noon My friends all were jealous, and I wouldn’t blame you if you are too And I think about it, every now and then, Every time I battle, ‘cause I always win. And if I ever have a son, I’m gonna tell him, “LEARN TO SHOOT LIKE A MANIAC!” Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 That's excellent, Dimitri. On the first day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: An assignment to go flank the enemy. On the second day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: Two Armalites, and an assignment to go flank the enemy. On the second day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: Three Moscart shells, two Armalites, and an assignment to go flank the enemy. On the fourth day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: Four gas mags, three Moscart shells, two Armalites, and an assignment to go flank the enemy. On the fith day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: FIVE HI-CAPAS!!! Four gas mags, three Moscart shells, two Armalites, and an assignment to go flank the enemy. On the sixth day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: Six million rounds, FIVE HI-CAPAS!!! Four gas mags, three Moscart shells, two Armalites, and an assignment to flank go the enemy. On the seventh day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: Seven LMGs, six million rounds, FIVE HI-CAPAS!!! Four gas mags, three Moscart shells, two Armalites, and an assignment to flank the go enemy. On the eigth day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: Eight Blackhawk vests, seven LMGs, six million rounds, FIVE HI-CAPAS!!! Four gas mags, three Moscart shells, two Armalites, and an assignment to flank go the enemy. On the nineth day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: Nine walky-talkies, eight Blackhawk vests, seven LMGs, six million rounds, FIVE HI-CAPAS!!! Four gas mags, three Moscart shells, two Armalites, and an assignment to flank go the enemy. On the tenth day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: Ten SNAFU members, Nine walky-talkies, eight Blackhawk vests, seven LMGs, six million rounds, FIVE HI-CAPAS!!! Four gas mags, three Moscart shells, two Armalites, and an assignment to flank go the enemy. On the eleventh day of airsoft, my C.O. gave to me: Eleven cans of Green Gas, ten SNAFU members, Nine walky-talkies, eight Blackhawk vests, seven LMGs, six million rounds, FIVE HI-CAPAS!!! Four gas mags, three Moscart shells, two Armalites, and an assignment to flank go the enemy. On the twelth day of airsoft, my C.O.--Took from me: Eleven cans of Green gas, Ten SNAFU members, Nine walky-talkies, eight Blackhawk vests, seven LMGs, six million rounds, FIVE HI-CAPAS!!! Four gas mags, three Moscart shells, two Armalites, AND STILL MADE ME FLANK THE ENEMY! To be fair, it's not completely mine. All of it but the assignment to flank part is mine. Hope you liked. Matt EDIT: Spelling. Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Ah! Where was that song when my friends and I airsofted during the holidays?! lol Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Ah! Where was that song when my friends and I airsofted during the holidays?! lol <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry mate Oh well; at least we'll always have Vodka songs for breaks during ze combaat for ze Mothalaand, aye Comrade? PS:...All Your Base rules! Cheers, Matt Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 Thanks for being a fan of 'AYB'. Glad I have comrades in the airsoft community, w00t! And, da! Nothing like singing the Soviet National Anthem after a shot or two of Kalashnikov vodka! SSSHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING to the Motherland! HOOOOOOOOOME of the free! Bulwark of people in brotherhood SSSHHHTROOOOOOOOOOOONG! O'Party of LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIN! The shtrength of the people! Through Communishm Triumph lead ush OOOOOOOOOOOOOON! *hic* Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 Sorry for the double-post. Just came up with this one: Dmitri Kalashnikov "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Airsoft" (parody of 'How do You Solve a Problem Like Maria' from 'The Sound of Music') Mammoth Picture Productions 'Out and a About (And No, It's Not Canadian)' CD I’m always late to my classes Especially at night I never have a cent for lunch Because I spent it on new sights I’m having trouble with my girl Because I can’t get it up Unless I’m thinking of an M16 I wish there was a way to fix my sitch: I’m always playing at an airsoft skirmish… How do I solve my addiction to airsoft? How do I keep myself from indulging? How do I find a solution to airsoft? Lock up my guns? My problem’s so aloft! Many a things I think I’d get completed Many a thing I ought to do instead But how will I be sane If I throw it all away! I know I can do it; it’s all in my head! Oh, how will I solve my addiction to airsoft? Just how in the hell, will I still have fun?! Link to post Share on other sites
Gary_Scott Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 This is a parody of Luka by Suzanne Vega....Toooo funny! Link to post Share on other sites
Gary_Scott Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 This is a parody of Luka by Suzanne Vega....Toooo funny! Edit: Sorry for the double post...I tried to upload a wrong file type earlier, then it posted the reply without attachment, and I didn't realise before this one. My apologies!! Still - the song's worth listening to. lucas.mp3 Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Dmitri Kalashnikov "Avtomat Kalashnikova Anthem" (Parody of the 'Soviet National Anthem') Mammoth Picture Productions 'Out and About (And No, It's Not Canadian)' Unbreakable union of stamped steel and oak wood Great IZHMASH assembled forever to stand! Created by Mikhail, who loved his great country! The AK-47, a gun so grand! I love my Kalashnikov; it gives me warm feelings! Bulwark of Soviet ingenuity! Avtomat Kalshnikova; the pride of the Russkis! Let us decide our own destiny! Through rainstorms and mudslides, through sand dunes and gravel, My AK never jams, and never wears down! With ammo that pierces through flesh like it’s butter! AK-47, you totally PWN!1!!11 I love my Kalashnikov; it gives me warm feelings! Bulwark of Soviet ingenuity! Avtomat Kalshnikova; the pride of the Russkis! Let us decide our own destiny! In vict’ry of AK’s over Armalite guns, We see the late Stoner will never compare To Kalashnikov, the brilliant designer! Come get your AK’s, there’s plenty to spare! I love my Kalashnikov; it gives me warm feelings! Bulwark of Soviet ingenuity! Avtomat Kalshnikova; the pride of the Russkis! Let us decide our own destiny! Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 That's great comrade. Lemme see if I can gather one.... Bsed off of 5th SFG(A) Green Berets song. Scirmishers from far and wide Brave players who spawn and 'die' Men (and women, but it won't fit in with the metre scheme, sorry) who are just how they play The weekend soldiers Of the airsoft game. (chorus) Hi-cap mags inside their vests These are men, the whole world's best 1000 men Will play each year But only ten Weighed down in gear. (comparing ration of geardos to normal softers.) Trained to live Off Camelbacks They wear facepaint, Green and black Men who fight By night and day The brave 'softers Of the airsoft game. (chorus) Back at home A young wife waits. Her airsofter Has met his fate. He's been owned like all the rest Leaving her His last request: .... Make me a sandwhich, love; twas a hard day of softing. That one thrown in for laughs Here's the original song, I belive it starts at about 8 min and 30 seconds into it: One on the top. http://www.tirolergotchaclub.com/index.php?action=videos Cheers! Matt Link to post Share on other sites
slip_stream11 Posted February 26, 2006 Report Share Posted February 26, 2006 If you can't guess the tune of this, shame on you. Ah-h-h-hem! From the malls of Carolina! To the hills of Tennesse! We play simulated combat! Every other week! First to fight for right and freedom And to use strong AEGs! We proudly claim the title: U.S. East Coast Airsoft Team! Our flag's unfurled in every place! From sea to shining sea! Because we always own all your base! With our too-strong AEGs! In the cool of the north border To the warm and sunny scenes You will always find us fighting-- US East Coast Airsoft Team! Here's to health to you and our sport Which we are so proud to play In many a time we've fought for rights And always got our way! If the paintball losers ever dared To look onto heaven's scenes, They will find the sites are all filled up-- By the US AIRSOFT TEAM! Softer Fidelis! Thrown together in 6 minutes Another? Why not! Ah-h-h-hem: The geardos marching one by one, oo-rah, oo-rah. The geardos marching one by one, oo-rah! oo-rah! All decked out in their shiny kit, You can bet that they'll call their hits And the geardos march on one by one oo-rah. The geardos marching two by two, oo-rah, oo-rah, The geardos marching two by two, oo-rah! oo-rah! They're way to broke to afford a new watch But how can they turn down that new Weesatch? And the geardos march on two by two oo-rah. The gearos marching three by three, oo-rah, oo-rah. The geardos marching three by three, oo-rah! Oo-rah! Thier knee pads keep thier BDUs clean, Thier ESS goggles look rather keen And the gaerdos march on three by three, oo-rah. The geardos marching four by four, oo-rah, oo-rah. The gardos marching four by four, oo-rah! Oo-rah! See thier customized painted guns Being weighed down by that kits' some fun And the geardos march on four by four, oo-rah. The geardos marching five by five, oo-rah, oo-rah. The geardos marching five by five, oo-rah! Oo-rah! Throwing down glowsticks as they breach and clear, A wasted piece of kit brings them a tear And the geardos march on four by four oo-rah. The gaerdos marching six by six, oo-rah, oo-rah. The geardos marching six by six, oo-rah! Oo-rah! MOLLE vests seen on ev-ery-one, Gear-wierdos having far too much fun And the geardos march on, six by six, oo-rah. More later! Cheers, Matt Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Holy thread-revival! Here's more Russian airsoft drinking songs! w00t! Dmitri Kalashnikov "God Save Airsoft" (Parody of the 'God Save the Tzar') Mammoth Picture Productions 'Out and About (And No, It's Not Canadian)' God save airsoft: our game of fun God save airsoft, and keep it strong God save airsoft: milsimmers’ heaven God save airsoft, the game of Men God save airsoft, God save airsoft We will strive on to fight for our rights God save airsoft, God save airsoft We will show those newbs our guns’ great might! Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Jebus Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 On a note requarding the VCRB And now, the end is near; And so I face the final skirmish My friend, I’ll say it clear, I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain. I’ve played a life that’s full. I’ve traveled each and ev’ry highway; And more, much more than this, We did it our way. Regrets, We’ve had a few; But then again, too few to mention. We did what we had to do And saw it through without exemption. () We planned each milsim game; Each careful step along the Safezone, But more, much more than this, We did it our way. Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew When we bit off more than we could chew. But through it all, when there was doubt, We ate it up and spit it out. We faced it all and We stood tall; And did it our way. We've loved, We’ve laughed and cried. We’ve had our Fill; our share of losing. And now, as tears subside, We find it not amusing. To think We did all that; And may I say - not in a shy way, No, oh no not me, We did it our way. For what is a man, what has he got? If not his guns, then he has naught. To fire the things he truly needs; And not the things of one who kneels. The record shows We took the blows - And did it our way! Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerton Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 NECRO POST! to the tune of 'Party hard' by Andrew W.K. i bring you.... ARNIE HARD! When it's time to Arnie we will Arnie hard You, You work all night (all night) And when you work you don't feel all right And when, When things stop feeling all right (all right) And everything is all right 'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no) We will never do what others do (no) Do what we want and we'll get a Front View Do what we like and we like what we do So let's get to Arnie-geddon (let's get to Arnie-geddon) Now it's time to Arnie and we'll Arnie hard (Arnie hard) Let's get to Arnie-geddon (let's get to Arnie-geddon) When it's time to Arnie we will always Arnie hard Arnie hard (Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard...) All right You, You fight that fight And when you're fightin' you feel all right But when, When things stop feeling all right (all right) And everything is all right 'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no) We will never do what others do (no) Do what we want and we'll get a Front View We do what we like and we like what we do So let's get to Arnie-geddon (let's get to Arnie-geddon) Now it's time to Arnie and we'll Arnie hard (Arnie hard) Let's get to Arnie-geddon (let's get to Arnie-geddon) When it's time to Arnie we will always Arnie hard Arnie hard (Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard...) Arnie hard (Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard Arnie hard, Arnie hard, Arnie hard...) Link to post Share on other sites
Jett Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 ‘Alive’ to be sung to the tune of ‘Inside’ by Stiltskin. By Jett Brown Duck low In a dark glass hour You turn for cover See BB’s turn to dust Move through a jet-black night You start to fight But Dragunov’s firing first. Step on a blank-firing mine You’re out of time Fat ‘softer starts to fall Long day in a hostile place I see your face start to ball And if you think That I've been loosing my aim That's because I'm slightly blinded And if you think That I make way too much noise That's because I'm AK-minded It makes me... Alive If you believe it Airsoft makes me feel alive Strong FPS In a rainy sky I have to lie Delta moves in pairs Fire out from a shub real hard Like at a shooting yard The Russian always dares The same every time They still move in line But never reach an end They fall a long way down As my comrades come round Delta ends up dead And if you think That I've been loosing my aim That's because I'm slightly blinded And if you think That I make way too much noise That's because I'm AK-minded It makes me... Alive If you believe it Airsoft makes me feel alive Link to post Share on other sites
Dmitri Kalashnikov Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Dmitri Kalashnikov "Fetish for Military" (parody of 'Camarillo Brillo' by Frank Zappa) Mammoth Picture Productions 'Out and a About (And No, It's Not Canadian)' CD She had that fetish for military And a thing for unique guns I mean to say she wasn't scary, But that she was in fact quite fun She knew some guys from Arniegedon And the men of Team SNAFU And let me say she was quite seasoned When it came to blitzing too She said she was a bitchin' mama And she could dig a mean foxhole And carried on without a comma That she was someone I should know She had an M60 And an M93 And she making a Valmet! But she wouldn't let me see She had a green BDU In Marpat too She was going to a skirmish, but I couldn't come too I couldn't come too... And so she snuck right to the doorway Just like they did in 'Black Hawk Down' And we went in without a delay To see if enemies were around Well I was born to have adventure So I followed her without delay Right past a shrine to fallen soldiers To where she kept her Chaff grenades She put on her ghillie pancho And so we headed out the door We skirmished 'til we were unconscious And it was useless anymore She had an M60 And an M93 And she making a Valmet! But she wouldn't let me see She had a green BDU In Marpat too She was going to a skirmish, but I couldn't come too Actually, I was very busy that afternoon... Link to post Share on other sites
Night_raven Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Summer Softin. SUMMER NIGHTS John Travolta & Olivia Newton John Summer softin had me a blast Summer softin happened so fast I held a gun crazy for me Met a girl cute as can be Summer softin drifting away to oh oh the summer nights. Tell me more, tell me more Did you get very far Tell me more, tell me more Like does he have a clue he dived by me, he got a cramp He ran by me got my gear damp I saved his life, he nearly got hit He showed off running around Summer softin somethings begun but oh oh the summer nights. Tell me more, tell me more Was it fight at first sight? Tell me more, tell me more Did they put up a fight? Took him down in the field We went running drunk as can be We set out from under the cover We stayed out till 12.00 o'clock Summer softin don't mean a thing but oh oh the summer nights. Tell me more, tell me more But you don't gotta brag Tell me more, tell me more Cause he sounds like a drag He got friendly holding my gun he got friendly down in the zone He was sad just turned Geardo Well he was good you know what I mean Summer heat bad and guns meet but oh oh the summer nights. Tell me more, tell me more How much dough did he spend? Tell me more, tell me more Could he get me a Grenade? It turned colder that's where it ends So I told them see you next year Then we made our true forum vows Wonder what he's doing now Summer softin ripped at the seams but oh those summer nights Tell me more, tell me more. End!! Link to post Share on other sites
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